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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Stuck In A Loop by Inuyonas reviews
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, My likes are NOT you, and my dislikes ARE you..." NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Bird by Aki Vos reviews
This is BL. Sasu/Naru, AU in America. Romance, drama, comedy, someone gave Deidara a very large gun... all sorts of stuff going on. There's a better description on the first chapter. (NOTE 6/30/2015: I am currently do a full revise on the chapters correcting grammar and spelling and improving the flow of the story).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 197,925 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rubble and Remnants by UnfinishedCadenza reviews
"With stricken eyes, she dazedly took a step towards what was left of home.  Her mind lingered on how fitting it would be for her to rush into the burning building, letting the flames take what was left of her, just like what was left of the USSR."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Written Sounds and Spoken Letters by smoking-tulips reviews
Natalia is a highly competent Editor for UU Editorials. But her news assignment with a reclusive Norwegian author and illustrator is making her question a lot of things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Norway, Belarus
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Boogie Man by Jikage reviews
It began on the night when Hibari popped out of his wardrobe. Then from under his bed, his kitchen cabinets, the janitor closet, and trashcans. And as he grew older, slowly but surely, little Tsuna's fear became something akin to love. /Eventual 1827/
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 210,111 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
Ice Cold Princess and Idiotic Hero by nappa-kakarotto reviews
Belarus and America. The Ice Cold Princess and the Idiotic Hero. No one understands how they are together, until a scene is witnessed by Matthew, telling him all that he needs to know. AmeriBela, slight OOC, fluff, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, Belarus - Complete
Much needed care by Dot-co.Uke reviews
Fed up with her brother's constant rejection, Natalia calls upon a gentleman to entertain her. Realising they're both in the same position both love, care and friendship blossom. WARNING: Real names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Belarus, England/Britain
Winter Waltz by dark-horse1864 reviews
One snowy day, Natalia decided to try dancing again, in hopes that her brother would dance with her. But the person she finds watching her just might change her opinion of who she loves...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
Nineteen Ninety by VoicesoftheSoul reviews
Toris looked old then, Natalia thought. The young, fresh face that presented itself to the world was stripped away, and she caught a glimpse of the man underneath. A man that had been forged by centuries of conflict and self-sacrifice. Belarus/Lithuania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,797 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Belarus, Lithuania
Why is your older brother smaller than you? by Leanoranda reviews
Italy asks Germany a question. And because Germany can't answers, he runs to Prussia and asks the same. Brother stuff, NO ROMANCE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
In Which There Are Socks by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
England and America are late for a meeting. A discussion about socks ensues. A late birthday present for Nasty Show.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Important by Kaede-tama reviews
Or, alternatively titled, "Arthur Plays Favorites." In the middle of the night, the Englishman hears someone crying from the bedroom. Featuring the ACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness by ArabellaNitehart reviews
Alfred loved going to the field with Arthur. Arthur promised to never take anyone else there besides Alfred. But as centuries pass Alfred overhears Arthur talking to Francis about going to their field..His and Arthur's field.. USUK ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Legal Agreement to Become One with Russia by Cameron Kennedy reviews
"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Russia - Complete
The Finnish Formula For Sweet Dreams by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Sweden wakes up in the middle of the night after a bad dream and can't go back to sleep. Luckily, Finland knows just how to help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Of Fire and Ice by fanciful.thoughts reviews
A chance meeting turns into a fiery romance between two extremely unlikely nations, and as the two grow closer, their developing relationship threatens to be the catalyst to the next world war. "Antonio, he will kill you." "I'd like to see him try." - Spain/Belarus/Russia. - DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Belarus, Spain
Excitation Préliminaire by lindsaylaurie reviews
America somehow thinks roleplaying as France and England with his brother is a good idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Emancipation by Warpath Grizzly reviews
It's New Year's and the nations of the world are partying it up like no tomorrow in New York City. Back at his apartment, Alfred discovers how susceptible a very, very drunk Matthew is: "Mmmm Alfred...Emancipate me harder."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Body Image by thelivinggirl reviews
We don't see ourselves as beautiful, and that's fine - as long as there's another to see it for us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Maple Syrup Makes People Badass by iChocoLove reviews
And so, Alfred found himself idly wondering how the hell he managed to get topped by his shy, near-invisible, and totally unawesome brother of his. AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Revenge is Best Served Hot by Squishing Bananas reviews
One-shot. Canada and America are tired of cleaning up after France and England ever time they get drunk. The twins decide that as long as their friends are completely hammered, they might as well have some fun with them. Franada, Fruk, USUK if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Onesided Love Or A Brother Complex? by TheDayBeforeFriday reviews
Matthew is confused about his feelings and can't pick if he's upsest with his brother or if he has a brother complex. Maybe Alfred can pick for him. Fluff and Random Crack. America x Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
And I Say, It's All Right by sturmgalan reviews
A little kindness can go a long way. Not that America had been expecting anything in return -he'd just been down in the dumps, was all- but he's shown he's appreciated anyway. Established US/Can, implied setup for US/Can/Eng/Rus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
It's Kind of a Funny Story by IlluminatedShadow reviews
America realizes he's in love with Canada, who doesn't really believe him, and, while this isn't really news to anyone, he finally does something about it. US/Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/23/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Next Generation by stacyTHEemo reviews
It's the future, and the Sohmas are leading their own lives and raising their families, but things become a lot less perfect when the curse returns to their children. Follow Kyo's daughter, Kyoko, as she struggles with life as the new Cat. CHAPTER 17 UP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,492 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
A Compromise of Love by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Russia loves Lithuania, and so he wants to show him the extent of that love. But when this game involves Belarus, Lithuania becomes very unsure. RussLietBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Russia, Belarus
Mapping by Esso reviews
"'Do you remember me? I'm Sealand, the one who gave you a map' 'The world is much bigger,' I say, because I know that the world is eleven time zones large." Bel/Sea. For the CPC. It's about time I got this done.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Belarus, Sealand - Complete
Sunlight by torikasa reviews
"Sleep in a coffin?" "Myth." "Turn into bats?" "Myth." "Sparkle under the sun?" "What? No, we like the sun. We glow in the dark." "Like... stickers? Then you're not a vampire?" "I am. Just a sun-loving one." BelEsto, UKUS, SpaRo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Belarus, Estonia
Compromise by Flire reviews
Belarus and Russia come to an agreement that satisfies both and neither. "Her skirt falls in waves against the soft curves of his chest, pooling against the line of his collarbone, the junction of her thighs..." One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Belarus, Russia
Untitled by daedricgurl reviews
He never liked foreigners before, and it was made worse to have one as his roommate. Toris was one messed up kid for liking what was about to befall him. And Feng was just as sick for liking what he was going to do to Toris. PWP. Hard yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Hong Kong, Lithuania - Complete
I Love You by Marcella Jole' Mercilee reviews
IvanxAlfred oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Little Book of Crack oOo Akatsuki Style oOo by gonyonomaru reviews
A small look into the lives of Akatsuki members, wow Tobi is more of a pain in the ass than I originally thought... poor, poor Akatsuki members.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U. - Complete
The Little Book of Crack oOo Naruto Style oOo by gonyonomaru reviews
Click if you dare... In this little book you will see what truly goes on in the Innocent lives of Naruto Characters.. it might not be true.. but you never know what goes on behind the scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Book of Crack oOo Inuyasha Style oOo by gonyonomaru reviews
Click if you dare.. inside this simple little book you will know what truly goes on in the lives of Inuyasha Characters... It might not be true.. but you never know what goes on behind the scenes. complete Inside: Sesshoumaru,Naraku,Inuyasha,InuNoTaisho
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The Dangers Of Goats and Innocence by Demonic-Otaku reviews
When a 5 year old Sess brings home a goat and his father helps him clean it, a simple bath time turns into an epic battle of Inutaisho V.S The evil Goat. And where does Sessh's mother come into this story of crack and misinterpretation? Lets Find out!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Inutaisho - Complete
Purple Jellybeans: The sequel to Vampire Catnip by wolfalchemistofmoon reviews
Garlic makes Zero go crazy. What do the hated purple jellybeans do to Kaname? Zero finds out! KanameXZero Yoai of course! Please R&R!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,543 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Take Me Into Your Ark by RoboCop Jane reviews
Wild times in the old testament! A true stroke of genius from The Cop. Rated M... no, seriously.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jesus, Noah - Complete
A Halloween Town Speacial Event! Naruto Style! by Bloody-Black-Kitten13 reviews
SCary stories to tell around the mission campfire!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010
Randomness meets Itachi Uchiha by gonyonomaru reviews
Itachi x Reader Itachi meets randomness in the form of a girl named Mizuke, but many things try to get in their way like insane fangirls, a crazy elemental and mischevious Tobi... Tobi is most definitely not a good boy...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,507 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Luke Triton Christmas by Nate-kun reviews
A Professor Layton Adaption of the TV Special, A Charlie Brown Christmas. Slight OOC as the personalities of the Peanuts characters must fit the Layton characters. Dated.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Vampire Catnip by wolfalchemistofmoon reviews
Zero has some interesting side effects when Yuki accidently gives him "vampire catnip". Possible Yaoi later. R&R please! sequel entitled: Purple Jellybeans
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
The Cold We Hate by InsolitaParvaPuella reviews
The North American Ice Storm of 1998, an indisputable example of the cold Canadians and Americans alike loathe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Sleep, Baby, Sleep by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Germany was used to waking up with Italy in his bed. But this was certainly new. Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Kill A Pureblood: Zero Style by Pureblood Status reviews
Zero swore that he would hunt down all the purebloods, including Yuuki, and kill them all. Yuuki promised to keep running. Eventually, Zero realized something. Killing a vampire is kinda hard. CRACK FIC!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zero K.
Snuggies by EmmettsGirlfriend reviews
Ever seen those weird commercials with those blankets with sleeves? There called Snuggies lol what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to order some?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Joy of Children by Ladelle reviews
Minato debates making cupcakes for the PTA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Skeletons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Everyone has skeletons in their closet... and Edward and Alexander Elric are about to discover their grandfather's. [Elricestx2!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,266 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete