Artemis Fowl Is My Number One
 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number… 5) Add the digits together Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below : 1. Einstein 2. Nelson Mandela 5. Bill Gates 6. Gandhi 7. Brad Pitt 8. Hitler 9. Artemis Fowl Is My Number One:) 10. Barack Obama Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."-Hermione Granger I'm The Kind of Boy... I'm the kind of Boy who walks into a door and apologizes. I'm the kind of Boy who would rather act smart than stupid. I'm the kind of Boy who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of Boy who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of Boy who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of Boy who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. I am the Boy that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the Boy that people look through when I say something. I am the Boy that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the Boy that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the Boy that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a freind on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the Boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the Boy who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone. Try it without looking at answers- 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number… 5) Add the digits together Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below : 1. Einstein 2. Nelson Mandela 5. Bill Gates 6. Gandhi 7. Brad Pitt 8. Hitler 9. Andromeda loves Harry Potter:) 10. Barack Obama PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!! Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. kissing is healthy.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all problems... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You say . . . You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team Harry You say Robert Pattinson I say "Is Cedric Diggory" You say Taylor Lautner is hot I say Daniel Radcliff is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple I say that's Ron and Hermione You say Edward I say HARRY now STUPIFY! Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Posiedon Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favourite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.(I dont go in the air.) You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame iton your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other videogames. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it isa Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how itwas in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.(I want to) You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermessymbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHYDO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we bestudying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!Give it back!! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that) You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the wordCanada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO anduse it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!) You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously) You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book.(duh) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (sorry to any reviewers who aren't PJO fans! Please don't leave me!) If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. (just sitting there one second, next i'm on the floor. don't know how i did that) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (and i have lost an argument with myself before) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. -- If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. -- if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (plenty of them and having one right now) Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile (it's a waste of a precious life) If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!! If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile. If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. If you want to push R.E.D. off a cliff, copy and paste this onto your profile |
