Ok Peoples.

After months of admiring your talented wroks of literature and umm cough cough

not so talented works of.. well..."literature".

I have finally joined up and decided to contribute to the crap thats hear and maby if I'm lucky add somthing to the good stuff.

But now the inevitable (and I'm sure you've seen many other prophiles stating similar to this) all about me bit:

Name- Alberix, I refuse to use my appallingly boring name.

Location- Australia, NSW,...your arseh- AHEM!..well...I live in Australia..

Appearence-You know.. I'm guessing most of you haven't evan considered this fact yet and so if you are now I'll leave you guessing.

Favourite Authors- aww shuxs.. umm Roahld Dahl, J.K Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Dyanna Wynne Jones, Peter. F. Hamilton,Eoin Colfer, Douglas Adams and probably a few more who I have forgotten unfortunately.

Age- ohh, I think I'll let you make your mind up on that.

And so Bob sent forth the rubber chickens and the cheese...

and we said "NAY, SHOW MERCY OH BOB OF PERVERTS THAT STALK THE SUPERMARKETS PUSHING HIS RICKETY TROLLEY!"

A little about my tendencies and all those boring things which tend to push you towards playing with your bellybutton and eventually sculpting belly button fluff sculptures:

I am an extremely bad procrastinater and I don't tend to get much done unless I am inspired or motivated.. or bribed. My preferred subjects are anything that isnt P.E, Maths and Geography. I am currently at the pinicle of averageness, average height, average weight, average intelligence and god damn it why not include an average attention span and iris circumphrence as well.

I am an Athiest, and I am alout to say "God" isn't real, because I have attended church on numerous occaions, gone to Youth clubs, and gone to a centre that was while fun also made us sing religous songs...but they had free food and super hubert so I can't hate that last one because they didn't evan make us prey _ . Sorry Rambling. Anyway I guess alot of my generation are turning away from religion namely the Christain/catholic/(what ever you wanna call it because in the end there all just the same, they just happen to have different levels of perverted peadophile priests working for them.)

I adore discussing politics, world issues, me, you, Religion and anything other then football.

Well I hope I've shown you enough about myself that you get a reasonably blurry image of what I'm about.

Yours, A. Silver Quill