KageOni1
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Joined 04-15-04, id: 573184
Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Naruto.

Age: 15

Sex: female

Zodiac: Snake, Cancer

Likes:An array of stories, japanese anime which includes largely NARUTO(-), Guys, and...ramen and mochiko and Dangoes!

Hates:Flamers, Bobbu-san, How slow dial-up internet is,Super mario smash brothers Melee, and half my school, including my P.E. class when we do Co-ed swimming. I also hate it when after only two monthsI only get one or two reviews. Then again, who does? Anyway, the last thing I hate is being broke most of the time. I have a really cool wallet, it's just that whenever I open it to buy something, moths literally fly out.

Fav Naruto pairups: NaruSasu, gaarsaku,GaaraNaru, SakuSasu, InoShika, HinaNaru, and if I ever come across one, a HinaNaruGaar.

Hte Naruto pairups: Sasu/Naru-rape,GaaraSasu(They are too stuck-up for each other), and SakuIno(Please, as IF!).


The Konoha Incident has been taken off of fanfiction.net.

Reasons below;

1) The critique wasn't all too good. It was great to get ten reviews and all(mybestrecord), but when seven of them are flames, that's an indicater of something.

2) Actually,I had kinda run out of inspiration on that one. Using an OC multiple times does get old though, doesn't it?

3)Last, but not least, this one critic gave resons why the story was bad using my own words. That would get anyone down, wouldn't it?

Don't worry. I'm not too depressed about it. I've even got another story(No crossovers) that should be up shortly.


I am known as being a klutz, a blonde(my natural hair color), and a bitch. Whatever. i know myself as a writer, a big person, and a thinker-sometimes a genius, but only when i have too much sugar in my system.

People don't notice each other when they listen to music. When I listen to music, I notice, analyze, and respond when listening to music. Not only that, but I can listen to free music on the internet, but only on the internet, so it's rare where I give music suggestions then mention them in my fics.

Naruto right now is my big thing, and for now I write them out, go over them with a friend who shall remain nameless, and I write them on Word in a blah day, which is why updates may be slow. Whenever I have ideas, in movies or shows, I write them down in a notebook and start out. If I can go for three chapters- except for Oneshots, and I suck at poetry- I go with them. Right now I havetwo stories that are written out on paper, I just need to get to Word more often. Here they are:

1) Konoha's Phantom of the opera: Phantom of the opera Naruto style, with Gaara as the phantom, Sakura as Christine, and sasuke as raoul. Haven't written it out yet, but discussing with my sis.

2) Dearest Kaguya: Kakasaku. eight year old Kaguya has a life in konoha with her dad kakashi, even though her mom(Sakura) ran out on them four years ago. She goes on, however, until she happens to meet her half-brother, Susaku, who has red hair and green eyes, where her world comes crashing down.

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mommy by shinycry reviews
Iruka's taking care of Gaara whose been turned into a child for some unknown reason. He also has team 7 helping him out. But are they helping or bothering him more? shounenai KakaIru and SasuNaru...maybe more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,774 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Love Sick by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness, sequel to Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas: Poor Sakura! First she gets the flu and is bedridden. Now her overprotective boyfriend and teammates are going to 'heal' her. May God have mercy on her soul.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,950 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Village Of Sin by Spyderjsr reviews
The war in Konoha rages on and Hinata is forced to protect Naruto as the white shinobi closes in. Tsunade must fight a heartwrenching battle against her ressurected loved ones. And Keinea has a surprised in store for Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,828 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005
What's next? by shinycry reviews
The last chapter is up! ch. 10 Sasuke and Naruto have finally......finally what? talks about double dates? huh? you have to read to find out! KakaIru and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,770 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005
So They Said Yaoi by dekinut reviews
Rock Lee is in a quest to find what yaoi really means with Naruto and Sasuke ready to show him what it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,841 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
13 Ways I'm Not a Ninja by CackleRubblePop reviews
And then? And then there's nothing. And Heaven's a foolish tale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005
Don't Pick Up by Closet-Monsters reviews
Iruka is normal. He lives in a normal house, with a normal job, and an outcast of a kid. Helping Naruto fit in is hard, especially when your nights are plagued with a phone stalker.(KakaIru) AU(CH4 & 5)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004
Survivor: The Lost Naruto Tapes by ShikamaruThePineapple reviews
Shikamaru hosts Ninja Survivor along with several judges. Strange and unexpected things happen when all the ninjas are left alone together on an island. Eeeep. And Neji gets a "lovely bunch of coconuts".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
Sleeping Naruto by blue-wizard reviews
Chapter 9 Up! Sasuke encounters Itachi! Warning: Shounenai! SasuxNaruxIta? Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke and his Psychiatrist by Haliled reviews
Sasuke visits a Psychiatrist because of his little "problem". But what IS the problem? Warning: Insane random humor. Will have some mild yaoi in future chapters. (SasuNaru, KakaIru, etc. The good stuff.) SasuNaru in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
Uchiha Therapy by KageNoKatana reviews
It's been decided. Uchiha Sasuke needs therapy. Dragged to a mental hospital, he's forced to consult with his comrades about his problems. Why is Itachi here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Gaara's thoughts by Jyo-Chan reviews
Romance comes in second chapter...Just Gaara's thoughts...His inner conflict...But someone comes closer to help him get through life and new found emotions...It's got some language yeah...And humour...Gaara x Sakura, Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,306 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Those Hands of Hakke by Lyraelin reviews
Poking your enemy is kind of a wussy way to fight, isn't it? [NejiTen], only it's not really.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Twister by lumachi reviews
What may happen when you play a game of Twister... and cheat? SasuNaru one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Backstabbing Love by LiveLoveLaugh reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are having an allout war with each other that could end their relationship immediately! With Naruto, Hinata, Ino, and Shikamaru in the next room… Rated for Angst, Drama, and JokeCracking
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,853 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Undercover Paradise by Damnedest-Creature reviews
Located none other than Iruka's garage is the hottest news show in Konoha..Undercover Paradise. Watch as un-expierenced shinobi go undercover to get you the hard cold truth. Some Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2005
Me Time by Link and Luigi reviews
Even Neji has the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Secrets by Akanishi-san reviews
[COMPLETE] Sasuke and a girl OC was assigned to a mission together. During the mission, Sasuke feels something towards the girl, but what? Uchiha having feelings for a girl? And Gaara? Does he have feelings to her as well? Sasukexoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Complete
insert title here by chibi-tsurara-59 reviews
( Naruto Invader Zim crossover, bet you've never seen one of these.)While on a mission cell 7 gets transported to Invader zim land. Madness will surley follow. A strange little fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
A Cinderella Story by Haliled reviews
-AU- Naruto never believed in miracles. That is, until one day his fairy godmother appeared to grant him his deepest wish: To go to that dratted ball. Enjoy! Yaoi-SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2005
Princess Sakura by ruppunzul reviews
After ten years, the ANBU of hana no gakura (Land of the flowers) have come to take Sakura because she's a princess, and not only that, but she has been arranged to have been married to...Read and find out! rated PG13 for mass Sexy-no-jutsu usage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
Gaara's Therapy by ShikamaruThePineapple reviews
Kankurou and Temari decide Gaara needs therapy to help him deal with his inner demons(no pun intended) and the cheapest therapist Kankurou could find was...Shikamaru! This fanfic follows Gaara's sessions and subsequent treatments from Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Cherished Memories by phebez reviews
A 19 year old in 2005 wishes to know about her past but she has no clue. Just a necklace with Konoha Leaf engraved in it. Will she find out? KakaOC Please RR!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005
Sasuke Pee by Miss Ribbit reviews
One of Sasuke's most embarassing moments.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2005
Mixed Blood Line by ukyo-loverboy reviews
Hyoga Hinako is the daughter of two unnexpected characters. Her mother is dead, and father missing. She wants to know about her father, and her sensei knows something about him... Better than it sounds (I hope) Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Dancing Fire by DE-LISH-CIOUS reviews
Sakura's thirst for power was far too strong, tired of being weak, she strives for a different her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005
Shinobi Chronicles by Nomed reviews
Behold the chronicles of the Shinobi if you want to know more read the story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005
Crazy Bonds by Chedving reviews
Once there was a hidden village. It was peaceful and nothing could've disturbed it...until a single event changed it drastically. The question is - for better or for worse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2005
Killers From The Clouds by Red-Fiction reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke find themselfs face to face with three punks from hiding in clouds. Naruto and Sasuke manage to piss them off big time, and a train of bad things begins, including the kidnapping of Kakashi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2005
The Story of Sasuke and Sakura by taiki-kun reviews
“It’s…okay Sasuke-kun. I’m just…happy. I remember now…and I’m glad that I remember…no matter what happens, I will always love you and remember you…Sasuke-kun.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,714 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004
Christmas presents by harukakatana reviews
[yaoi][MEANING BOYXBOY LUFFING] This is a GaaNaru Christmas fic that actually has nothing to do with Christmas. Just read it. You'll like it. I promise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2004
The Other Side by oriental basis reviews
Dari is the wealthy teen owner of Renegade Industries. A successful record label. For her summer vacation she visits her cousin...Robin! At the same time Roy Harper (Speedy) also moves in. She has a secret and the other side wants her. Please Review!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 10/5/2004
Mental Block by Double Negative reviews
Naruto’s two other lovers develop a stronger bond over something, and he is starting to feel like he doesn’t belong. The stress is getting to be too much... Yaoi. (GaarSasu, SasuNaru, GaarNaru)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/30/2003
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Dearest Kaguya reviews
Summary: Kaguya is an eight-year old girl who is doing pretty well, considering how her parent’s marriage went four years ago. But Fate laughs on her when she meets a character that would change her life. Rated K for a new jutsu, rating may be subject to
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005
The almostwar of Konoha reviews
In Konoha, many hidden-cloud nijas have been missing, and one shinobi by the name of Rie Uchiha has come to investigate. Rated PG-13 for yaoi, language, OOCness, and Gasp Sasuke cross-dressing? Chapters 7&8 now up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
First Crush reviews
When trapped in Spiro tower, Artemis' plan is improvised by a mysterious charachter known as Kitty. part three of the three chapter story.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 10/8/2004