I'm Mistress Fang, writer of fanfiction. That is all you need to know, well, besides:

Sex: Female

Hair color: Black/brown

Eye color: You could say that they are ice blue when I'm looking in the sun or the sun is hitting them the right way, otherwise they are a light blue.

Fave pairing in Bleach: Hitsugaya and Rukia; Renji and Rukia; sometimes Byakuya and Rukia, they aren't really related so it doesn't matter if they hook up.

NEW!! For Tokio Hotel, my OC and Bill rarely or Tom, both if I feel really pervy one day!

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM DOING A MAJOR OVERHAUL ON MY STORIES! I AM GOING TO TAKE ALMOST ALL OF THEM DOWN AND WILL NOT PUT THEM BACK UP UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN FIXED!!! THEY WILL BE REPLACED BUT IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE!!!!

Personality Disorder Test

Paranoid:Very High

Schizoid:High

Schizotypal:High

Antisocial:High

Borderline:Low

Histrionic:Moderate

Narcissistic:High

Avoidant:High

Dependent:High

Obsessive-Compulsive:Low

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7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

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Something seems to lead me to this endless trail, no matter what turn I take to end it. Every path leads back to this main road and I’ve decided to see where it goes