Hello people.

DarnedNoob here, with a newly-updated profile. As of 4th January '09, that is. And yes, I've returned. After all, with slightly more time now that my Robotics competitons are mostly over, how can I forsake writing? =)

Therefore, I shall resume writing until sometime in April-May, where I MIGHT SLOW DOWN due to exams. Note the 'might', and note that I said 'slow down' instead of 'stop'. =)

Um...so, yeah. My profile:

Name: Call me DarnedNoob until I deem you fit to call me by my name. =)

Age: 13 going 14 as of '09. I'm reaching the average age of fanfic writers. Noooooo I wanna be a prodigy =O.

Gender: Read my stories to find out, because its mainly only one of the two genders which will write that kind of stuff. Don't look at Gift For Her though.

Country: Refer to above.

Hobbies: Writing, RuneScape, DJ Max Portable 2, listening to rock/metal and the occasional J-pop/J-rock or power ballad, PEN SPINNING (IT RULEZ xD), Robotics. although Robotics IS a CCA, not a hobby.

Genres:

Action: My fave genre. Okay, maybe you don't have to guess my gender that badly now. BTW gals I know DO enjoy action, so I'm not saying that only guys write this sort of stuff (Okay now you don't need to guess my gender.). As for the genre itself... I read it more, so I guess I write it better than other genres. Although fancy energy blasts, elaborate techniques, etc etc are totally outdated for me. Hand to hand/sword to sword combat or strategies on the battlefield rule. I won't refrain from using the Magic, Summoning or Prayer skill in RuneScape, though. To a certain extent.

Drama: Yes, I know some of my stories are labelled drama, but I can never get used to writing it.

Descriptions: I suck at it, but I'm improving. End of story.

Thriller: Another fave. Although I'm far from writing a thrilling book.

Romance: Well, I don't particularly enjoy romance, but I do appreciate the fact I can use it to impress gals. =)...nah, just kidding. I don't really write this much.

Tragedy: Another fave to write. I am so not a saddist though. I just feels that it makes stories all the more epic. I like writing epic stories.

Spiritual: Also a fave. Though it takes considerable inspiration for me to think of a good spiritual fic.

Fantasy: I don't really like it, but it's part of RuneScape.

Sci-Fi: Working on it. =)

Adventure: Adventure stories are, I dunno, I feel weird writing them. I don't like writing stories where people travel around, meet people, make friends, and THEN save the world.

Humor: The one genre people tell me that I'm good at, occasionally, but I don't really like writing. Sure, a sense of humor is good, but turning it into a story is different. I like serious stories. I cannot stand ridiculous ones. Everything must be realistic. That's just me.

Poetry: I can never handle poems. .

Suspense: Hm...I'm working on it. =)

Horror: HELL NO. I get frightened easily.

Angst: Ah, yes. I can be emo at times, you see. 0.o

Family: Nah. Can't write it.

Quotes:

"How I manage to survive for so long? I throw caution to the wind too, but the wind direction always has to change at the right time."

"Usually, I tell my juniors to beware when they hail a cab, or they might lose their precious arm. For you, I'll say beware when you hail a cab, or you might lose your precious Rolex."

More next time.