Know me, Moronicus (not my real name)

I'm a young Filipino moron who, unlike other morons, is intelligent. I spend my lazy days pushing myself to dream (yes, I only think of things in my sleep) of anime fanfics and scour the net for anime downloads and websites. I like myself, in fact, love my self but sometimes I want to slap myself in the face. I am a proud, cold, mean, pessimistic girl who is softened when said 'please' to and immediately assists the speaker of the word. I am a leader who leads not but follows the orders of the teacher. Sometimes, I like to hurt others but immediately regret it and apologize and make up for it. I love smiling and making others smile which is ironic to the fact that I also enjoy frowning and glaring. Cussing is part of my everyday vocabulary despite my very polite demeanor. I get mad at the slightest of things at the fraction of second and calm down just as soon. All these sentences state ironies. Should I change my name from Moronicus to Ironicus? If I become Ironicus, who will be Moronicus? Is there a guarantee that I will still act ironically if I'm Ironicus? I've decided, I'll be Moronicus now and forever, and by that name you will call me.

To everyone, I apologize for that stupid reflection of myself. I can guarantee said there about myself is true. Anyways, enough of the big idiot reflections there. Now to back to friggin damn business.

So far, only one story. Sad, I know, but I will write more!