What happens when a Mafia boss in training is assigned to a middle school to help with the assassination of his teacher. The catch? His teacher is a yellow octopus that can reach Mach speeds and he destroyed half the moon. Oh and they have to kill him by the end of the school year or else he'll blow destroy earth.

What would you do if you unknowingly befriended the world's number one hitman and was dragged into the dark world of Cosa Nostra? AU!

Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.

Naruto has lost count of how many times he's been kidnapped. It's a routine by now, really; get kidnapped, escape, ignore the fact that no one missed you. Naruto also lost count of how many times he wished someone helped him but no one did. It's fine, though, because he can save himself and heroes are just for kids anyway. Oneshot.

Luffy gets hurt in the kitchen, and his friends overreact because they can. (Nakamaship, drabble.)

Sanji, who's been in plenty of bar fights since signing on as a Straw Hat, knows a particular type of danger when he sees it. (In which Luffy is too trusting, and Sanji has ulterior motives of his own.) Nakamaship.

"Some countries take a day to celebrate all the things they're grateful for, and they call it Thanksgiving Day." (In which Robin introduces a new holiday to the ecstatic Luffy, who has about eight things he's grateful for. Nakamaship.)

"Captain, you have to eat." (In which Luffy's really sick, and Sanji's about to lose his mind. Nakamaship.)

In which Luffy's long-lost brother comes back from the dead, maybe. (Nakamaship, protective!Strawhats.)

Drabble. "He's a little slow," Ace said suddenly, voice fond and soft. "And he doesn't always think things through. But he's yours, once you have him, and he'll give you absolutely everything." (Set during the Alabasta arc.)

Brooke was just the crew's musician; the only thing he could do was remain at Luffy's side and sing to him, the song of pirates- a song of bravery and farewell and hope, long after hope was lost. For Luffy, who had given him a home and a family and the sun itself, Brooke wished he could do more. (Nakamaship.)