QUOTES!

Beth: Don'tshoot the messenger because the messenger will stab you with pencils.
Ginny: Don't shoot the messenger because the messenger will smile and say 'Please stop that!'

Carol: NO! You stole it from me who stole it from Beth who stole it from Mr. Ryan! Duh!

Ginny: Wheet-Woo!
Beth: SHUT UP! YOU ARE NOT FAI!

Tom: Time and Temperature, by Thomas C.

Tom: Chuck Norris has two speeds- ‘walk’ and ‘KILL’!

Mike: You're so fat even WHALES make fun of your UGLY NOSE!

Mike: Ginny and Jake, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then you can't do anything else 'cause he's a GIRL!

Carol: I’m a vegetarian!
Mike: WHAT? But you’re so FAT!

Beth: Carol! Come here!
Carol: I dunno Beth, I was pretty hurt after last time…

Carol: No, Bob, no!
Claire: What did Bob do?
Carol: Bob colored…
Claire: Where?
Carol: nervously On the seat…
Claire: AHH!
Beth: MY DAD’S GONNA KILL YOU!
Carol: Blame Bob, he did it!
Claire: Carol, Bob is a crayon.
Carol: …

Carol: IT CAN’T SAY HEART-A-GRR!

Carol: puts on mask Look at this mask power!
Gina: How did you guys get into Humanities (advanced Social Studies)
Beth: ‘Cause we’re smart! Well, I’M smart…
Becca: I’m smart!
Carol: I’m smart!
Ginny: puts on mask I HAVE A MASK!

Carol: If I can’t find the Sinoran Pronghorn in the next 5 minutes, I’m going to go out there and SHOOT ONE!

Mike: Carol’s a barrel!
Carol: Mike’s a d—sings I’m thinking ahead!

Beth: Your presence is not aesthetically pleasing to my aura.

Ginny: Your aura can go screw itself!

Tom: Beth, how many chipmunks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Beth: How many?
Tom: I don’t know, but CAROL’S FAT!

The Lance Armstrong Rap:
By: Carol JUDITH!

My Name Is Lance, I'm In the Tour de France
I Wear Skintight Shirts and SPANDEX PANTS!

Best Line from A Story:
Wind Me Up Until I Crawl to You, Tie Me Up Until I Call To You
~Corvin, 'Dark Diary'