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Joined 04-28-08, id: 1562811, Profile Updated: 07-18-10
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Name: Ashleigh

Age: 15

Hair: black

Warning: MOST STORIES WILL BE SONG FICS, so get over it .

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

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A recent study shows that 92 of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 who stayed with REAL music

If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

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If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.

Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my reilgion is the only right religion, and that everyone eles is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religon does.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(or we used to be)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (There are still people way better than me)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (at least in my head...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I'm CHRISTAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I can't hate anyone, so I MUST love everyone

Favourite Naruto Character: Itachi

Favourite Couples:

Itachi x Sakura

Deidara x Sakura

Gaara x Sakura

Hidan x Hinata

Tobi x Hinata

Naruto x Hinata

Gaara x Sakura

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Rock Angel by WhenSarahSmiles reviews
When her band doesn't show, the world famous rock group, Akatsuki, rescue her. But what happens afterwards? Music, madness, jealousy and rabid fangirls. And that's only day one. Rated T for themes and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,394 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Deidara, Hidan, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Bloody High School by GlassThorns reviews
It sucks being a new kid as will Sakura Haruno find out as she enters a new world and new danger like boys, sex, and a whole lot more. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playboy Meet Your Match by moonlesslife reviews
Sasuke is a rich playboy who cares for only two things: his friends and getting laid. Sakura is a poor girl who was raped and has a four-year-old daughter, Kin. Sasuke wants her, but Sakura fights back.Can hatred blossom into love? SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,729 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clubhouse GONE WILD ! by x iSasori-lover x reviews
what happens when 2 girls have a party in a treehouse? read to find out more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Akatsuki
Running from Reality by cainmeister reviews
SONGFIC ALERT! SONGFIC ALERT GUYS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Hotel Happenings by cainmeister reviews
strange happenings at a hotel that a group of friends are staying at.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
HighSchool Life by NaruHinaforever reviews
This is the first time that I've written a story with someone else from FanFic, Jesse Briceno. This story is what happens when you give your daughter away caution: future lemons, plenty of cursing and maybe violence and this is of course a NaruHina. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsuki summer holiday! by LoneWolf KIA reviews
Following an unfortunate argument and the discovery of Pein's toast fetish, the Akatsuki take a well deserved trip to Orlando, Florida. Featuring gender confusion, sex education, drugs, cavity searches and gratutious crotch maiming! Please review now!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Akatsuki
The Beast Within by NaruHinaforever reviews
A creature approached the Hyuuga mansion at night. Pairings: NaruHina and SasuSaku. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,350 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Make it or Break it, love by cainmeister reviews
your casual high school musical...without the music
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009
Caught in his net by xxxsilviker-chanxxxx reviews
What happenes when a horny itachi get's stuck in the elevator with a sakura , she get's caught in his game and soon find's herself addicted to him this story contains lemons you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sun under the Fan by theunknownvoice reviews
AU Hinata is given to the Uchihas as a young child and draws the attention of not one brother but two.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,174 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sexual Disgrace by melancholy.LOVER reviews
What happens when you find yourself infatuated with the enemy?By simply looking at her makes you lose all self control.Can Sakura's experience really be called a disgrace?or is that just what she chose to think,afraid of the truth.ItaXSaku COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,188 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Love me through the letter reviews
Song Fic. meow. SasuSaku/Saku?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
British Disaster reviews
What happens when a young girl finds a way into the cartoon world? READ AND FIND OUT OC maybe lemon I haven't decided, there will be some in SWGOWAB, MD DON'T MISS IT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Akatsuki
Secrets Not Ment To Be Told, Sorry reviews
He's A Plumber's Boy, She's A Girl With A Piano Woah!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya - Complete
Lover in the Mist reviews
ItaSaku love story: Sakura gets kidnapped, they get close and you know all the rest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
One way ticket reviews
will she leave with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shall we got out with a bang, my dear? reviews
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to High school, Where Deidara meets a beautiful blonde, Hidan certainly likes her but only because she sets him and the others up with some of her girl friends, will it bring trouble?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Akatsuki
Sasori and Hinata Modern RomeoJuliet reviews
SONG FIC - Love story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasori, Hinata H. - Complete
Whispers in the Dark reviews
SONGFIC not tellin who its about though you have to read and find out :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete