When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto.

His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.

"You remind me so much of Dan and Nawaki.. I'll protect you until my dying breath. No longer will you suffer. I will crush any who pose a threat to you. And that is a promise of a lifetime Naruto." Words can have a major impact on one's growth. Naruto grew up ostracized by the very people he now has to protect. Tsunade reverses the tables and will be his guardian angel. Naru/Tsu

After tricking the Third Hokage with his new jutsu Naruto decides that he's going to take an unconventional route in his training. A route that will lead him down a path nobody expected. Naruto X Multi Lemons naturally. Some characters will be OOC

During the Forbidden Scroll incident Naruto was forced to tap into the power of his ancestral bloodline to safe the life of the only person that ever acknowledged him. The reveal of Naruto's bloodline then forced the Hokage to tell Naruto the truth about his parentage. How will finding out the truth change Naruto's Path? Wood-Style Naruto. Strong Naruto. Smart-ish Naruto.

Society is declining, soon a new order will rise to take over what remains and tear the old world down. No one said being a Shinobi in these troubled times was easy but Naruto must find his resolve with his friends and follow the only path left; Fight for humanity. Rated M just in case/NaruIno.

What would happen if Jiraiya. trained Naruto seriously? What would happen if Naruto took bis training seriously? what happens with fate decides to say fuck it amd have fun? find out. .StrongNaruto, SharinganNaruto. just about godlike but only near the end.

Taking place at the beginning of Shippuden, Naruto has finally returned, though his trip lasted 7 years rather than 3. Many things have happened after this time. How will Konoha react? Can his friends accept how he has become? With turbulant times ahead, Naruto will be put to the ultimate test. Rated M for adult themes / violence. Also, expect sporadic updates!

Naruto accidentally finds himself in the past, in a time where the Third Shinobi War is still being fought. While trying to prove he is from the future (and trying to change it at the same time), the current Hokage gathers some trusted shinobi to watch his memories... *A watching the series fic* ON HOLD

A discovery when just a child sets Naruto on a new path, one where his abilities are far more than anyone could imagine, and no longer limited to the beast within him. Where will this new path take him? Find out inside...

AU... YATTF... The Allied Shinobi Forces are on their last legs. The Jūbi has launched a massive Bijūdama at them. The former Hokage are preoccupied to save them, so Kurama and the rest of the Bijū have come up with a last hope. Now Naruto and Sakura must change history to save the world. Strong!Naruto!Sakura! New Senjutsu Style! Minor crossover with Avatar The Last Air bender!

A few AU elements, the Sandaime makes a proactive choice he never considered in cannon. He always knew the environment in Konoha was neglectful and destabilizing for Naruto. He decides to send the boy away with someone who can nurture him. As a result, a more worldly and competent Naruto returns to the leaf years later. His story begins in Konoha, think you know it? Think again.

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?

This is my retelling of FMA where every character has a Spirit Animal. Major canon divergence. Please give it a go and R&R! I do not own FMA or it's characters. *Art by Procastinagoat* This story is now under review and each chap will be updated each Sunday. Off hiatus

They say that you can't expect everything, so what would happen when a crazy secret is revealed? You just have to wait and see! Pairings: Naruto x Hinata x FemSasuke, Neji x Tenten, Lee x Kin, more pairings coming along. Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing. Don't like, don't read.

Naruto falls into depression when he does something he'll never forgive himself for. As he begins to slowly throw his life away, someone unexpected gives him a wake up call and helps him get back onto the right path. Rated M for language, and adult/sexual themes. Previously known as 'A Little Piece of Heaven'. Contains synonymous plot and setting with 'Save Me'.

Rock was sure the only thing he wanted to do was; shower, drink and sleep after what he could only describe as one of the shittest days. Curveballs are common here and though he was used to them, he was not expecting this one. Revy hated this feeling, hated him...didn't she? Things were not the way they used to be and she knew no other way to settle it but with her cutlass.

After waking from her coma, Tayuya finds herself married to the last male Uzumaki in Konoha. He took the cursed seal off her, nursed her back to health but can she accept him as her husband? And can he accept her as his wife? Will they stand through the coming war? And will they stop their alcoholism before its too late? Fluff and Drama!

There's no description besides that Naruto will rank up in a game by having sex. Also, don't like, then don't read. Because everyone is entitled to their own opinions so I'm ok with that. Anyways, I hope you guys and gals enjoy the story.

Rock would do anything for Revy and vice versa. From hostile coworkers, to partners, to friends. And possibly more… Rated M for Language, Violence, Sexual situations. I don't own Black Lagoon, I'm just a fan.

At a young age, Naruto grew up with little to no friends and because of this, he developed a love of video games. One day he somehow woke up with the ability to view life as a video game. Naruto had no idea what to make of it, but quickly learned of its perks and decided to roll with it. Watch out world! The Gamer has arrived. Naruto/The Gamer Crossover.

In a world where people can shoot fireballs from their mouths, control lightning in it's purest form, rip souls from bodies, and drop meteors from the sky. Sometimes you just need to ask why. Naruto/Tayuya !JashinNaruto AU

AU. Forced to retire from ANBU and take an all-kunoichi team by the Third Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki was reluctant to take the job at first. However, with time he soon realized how important his team became to him. Basically porn with little to no plot. Strong!Naruto x Harem. Also available on AFF. OOC elements.

After one of their trademark arguments, Revy decides to bang her coworker Rock. It was supposed to have no strings attached, but when things turn personal, who knows what will happen? RevyXRock Thanks for reading :D

His sight was stolen at such a young age, but that doesn't stop him from doing anything. Losing his sight awakens his true potential that no one thought was possible. Beware the blind ninja!

[AU] Contract Killers Naruto and Gaara have a bit of a rough road ahead after coming out of an early retirement. Is a certain blonde to blame? Or has conspiracy corrupted the Land Of Fire? Those with sensitive morals have been warned. Crack fic, crack everywhere.

Amestris' most famous dogs compete for a certain Lieutenant's affections and mayhem ensues. A series of one-shot's centered around Colonel Roy Mustang and Black Hayate. Set mostly in the manga/fmab universe. Hint's and obvious Royai.

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.

A Naruto AU. After Suna's failed attempt to destroy Konoha, they offer Temari as a bride to Naruto in an Arranged Marriage to form a new alliance. Read how this affects the 4th Hokage and his Family as they learn to deal with the ever changing world of Shinobi Politics. A Naruto and Temari Love Story. Rated M to be safe so Mature Readers Only Please. Romance/Family/Hurt and Comfort

Naruto, beaten as a child and hated by the village, meets Ino, a young blonde kunochi. Their paths meet and they fall in love. Can their bond help them to overcome what's coming for them? Kakashi is their sensei? Powerful Naruto/Ino pairing. Team Sasuke/Neji/Sakura. Team Shikamaru/Choji/Hinata Story will be epic. Future Lemons. Update 2019: start from chapter 15 if new!

After an attempted suicide, Naruto quickly finds that his luck has turned around. With more than a few tricks up his sleeve, he'll take the Nations by storm. (Gambler Naruto.) (Inspired by 'The Gambler' by ZenoNoKyuubi.) Naruharem. Some Bashing, lemons, slight multi-xover, and Cats!

Royai One Shot/Modern AU where Riza, a cautious submissive, met Roy, an experienced Dom, through a friend, who travels in such circles, after she expressed an interest in BDSM.

The night after the scroll incident, Naruto happens to meet someone that changes his life for the better. This person just so happens to be a literal voice inside of his head. Now, with the company and support of his fuzzy tenant, what changes will come to Naruto, and to the Shinobi World in general? Rated M for possible future intense violence, language and sexy shenanigans.

this is my first shot at making lemonade, naruto is told to restart not only the uzumaki clan but the namikaze and senju as well. it will be a small harem of girls his age, chapters will be when ever i really feel like it and i hope you enjoy, feed back would be great. warning: lemon

Modern AU. Roy Mustang moves in next door to Riza Hawkeye. Antics and shenanigans ensue as both Riza and her son develop a budding friendship with their new neighbour. An exploration of their relationship as it blossoms and grows. Fluff, humour, romance, and angst. Royai

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

Fem!Naruto is adopted by Konoha's Torture and Interrogation Force. What starts out as a bad idea changes the world for the better. Features dark comedy and some blood and gore. There will eventually be Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke, if anyone doesn't like that ship I'd advise against reading this.

Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.

Riza Hawkeye was famed as The Hawk's Eye. A sniper who never missed. However, for every sniper there's a spotter. Riza's was a man who she was not supposed to meet until long after the last Ishvalan died. Edward Elric was a boy left alone in a cold world. He found friendship in a young girl. He followed her through childhood, school, and, finally, into the mouth of Hell itself.

Naruto Uzumaki has the power of Kyuubi No Kitsune, but what if at age 5 he was givan a greater power? Power Naruto, Naru/Hina, harem. Alternate Timeline and characters. Rated M for language, violence and straight/lez lemons later.

A particularly bad run in with villagers leaves Naruto and Hinata dead. However, intervention from the Kyubi awakens them both to unforseen powers. With more than just the world on their shoulders, they will try to become the storms that temper out a brighter future.

"Alright, another question?" "Okay." replied Hinata, gazing at the stars with the boy she has loved all her life, unsure if she was dreaming. If she was, she didn't want to wake up. *In which our favorite blond shinobi begins to discover how important a certain Hyuuga is to him, just as something dark brews on the horizon* Canon/AU. Super fluffy

Puberty's struck again, and its latest victim is Naruto Uzumaki. He returns, eager to fulfill his promise to Sakura, but that's not his primary concern anymore. He's hot now, too hot... Seriously, it's actually a problem. It's a free for all, and none of the girls appear willing to share... A deconstruction of the "harem" genre. Naru/Saku/Hina/Ino/Anko/OC/FemGaara/Nabi

What if Trisha and Riza were friends, and when she died, she asked Riza to adopt her kids? This is a take on how Riza and Roy slowly build a family in the most unconventional way possible, from taking Ed and Al to their first day in school, searching for a new apartment, and making sure that Roy's ignition gloves are out of reach from the children.

Naruto wasn't allowed to develop into a loud-mouthed fool – the Kyuubi no Kitsune and the Sandaime Hokage guaranteed it. Sent to the ANBU and living under the watchful gaze of the bijū since a young age, can he finally discover his Will of Fire? Fem!Kyuubi

AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi

Naruto is removed from team seven by his own will and is granted a solo sensei. Enter Miss. Anko Mitarashi. how will the tides turn under this change? NarutoxAnko no Harem.

What do you get when you mix three bored goddesses and Naruto? Follow Naruto as he fights, has sex and eats ramen as he makes fun of everyone else just because he can. Godlike Naruto. BAMF Naruto. Gore. Lemons. Incest.

Uzumaki Naruto, heir to a clan, promising ninja, inventive boy, but ... more than anything ... unredeemable pervert. With an equally depraved but completely smitten Hinata at his side, watch as the Overlord creates his own little harem for his personnal pleasure ... and the rebirth of his clan of course. Yeah, that. Overlord crossover, NaruXharem (Hinata as boss), lemon fest.

After failing exam for the second time, being fooled by and then beating Mizuki, Naruto got a chance to graduate early, yet didn't take it. Now with the will to become strong enough to protect those precious to him he will reach new hights.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

A boy hated by all. A boy feared by many. A man lost in the past. A shared fate. A will of fire to go on. They are brothers of loneliness, pain, fear, and hope. United they will restore what fate had denied them. A dream to rise high above the others. A desire to protect those cherished. A promise to keep. A second chance. A name believed vanquished will rise once again...

Naruto is a young Lord with dreams of conquest and glory unheard of! Follow him as he makes the Land rumble with the fire of his passion! NaruSaku/NaruHarem.

One man's evil is another's salvation. "Death to all enemies of heaven." - Bringer of Hope (Currently being remastered. Chapters 1-14 completed.)

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...

Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.

Naruko finally graduated from the Shinobi Academy and now the secrets of her past are revealed. Under the guidance of her Jounin Sensei Uzuki Yuugao she starts her career as a Kunoichi of Konoha. FemNaruko/FemHaku

AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.

Several days after becoming a team Sakura is depressed by another of Sasuke’s rejections and turns to Naruto expecting to be uplifted by his crush. What she gets instead may change her whole outlook on life and her purpose in it.

COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.

It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.

Roy's calls an emergency meeting that ends with Riza in his arms