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Hey! CyberSoul!

Okay so introduction stuff... I live in Melbourne, Australia out in the suburbs. I'm fourteen going on 36. My mum says i was born middle aged and just keep getting older. Even my mid term report for year 8 said i was "Mature and wise beyond my years". it sounds like it belongs in lord of the rings or eragon. Ummm, ooh!

If you have ever waved goodbye to someone on the phone or asnwering machine instead of saying bye copy and paste this into you profile. (okay i made this up so please copy and past coz i rally wanna start a new fad)

If you have ever recorded your bodily funcitons ie burping farting etc by accident copy and paste this into your signature add your name to the list and write underneath whta happenned to make your bbody sounds set down in history forever (once again another bad attempt at starting a fad)

List of names: CyberSoul

i was calling by BFFL and talking on the asnwering machine i had just had a glass of coke and i burped into the answering machine and then i started laughing and then i got hiccups and coudlnt talk for ages. the message i left ended up going for 7 minutes filled with hiccups and giggles

OBSESSION OF THE WEEK IS...

Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

ZOMG! AWESOME! And i thought Heart-Shaped Box was good! Nirvana... Guide in the path to wisdom and NIrvana-ness

OMFG! there is oen thing that i have totally left out completely and utterly not only that but iot is the most important thing...

I AM FEMALE.

(how could i forget to write that? No! Bad CS! No!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. --

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

If you have ever waved goodbye to someone on the phone or asnwering machine instead of saying bye copy and paste this into you profile. (okay i totally made this up so please copy and past coz i rally wanna start a new fad)

If you have ever recorded your bodily funcitons ie burping farting etc by accident copy and paste this into your signature add your name to the list and write underneath whta happenned to make your bbody sounds set down in history forever (once again another bad attempt at starting a fad)

List of names: Blue Moon Tiger Eyes

i was calling by BFFL and talking on the asnwering machine i had just had a glass of coke and i burped into the answering machine and then i started laughing and then i got hiccups and coudlnt talk for ages. the message i left ended up going for 7 minutes filled with hiccups and giggles

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Its Called ... THERAPY

Everyone has there blonde moments, some more than others

How to piss off the walmart people!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"