Geometry Teacher Stalker?

This is named after my friend.
She had a thing for our geometry teacher's butt.
She said it was really tight.
And I asked why she was even looking there in the first place.
She said because he was turned around writing crap on the board.
Right.
So, because I found this amusing, we made a fan club for him.
It isn't much in business right now, but when it was, we sent him an
anonymous letter asking him a bunch of weird and awkward questions.
Of course he didn't respond.
Even though we begged him too.
Twice.
Our geometry teacher is pretty cool though.
I will miss him next year.
A super math geek though.
And now that my friend said it...
He does have a tight butt.
... Dammit.