Hi, I am Eri (meh... insert my link here) and since my friend Rei doesn't like to write Bios about herself, I shall be doing the honors.

Rei is… cool… and weird and crazy. I don't know why she lives where she lives considering everyone where she lives are all *beeeep* so I guess shes a gift from god to me… and You… *shifty eyes*

Well… She likes almost nothing… she is like Sasuke… only she gets attention just like Lee (ironic huh? CURSE YOU IRONY GODS!!!!!!)… She hates humans… and her hobbies are Drawing, Writing, watching anime, reading, listening to music… stuff… *stare*

A bit on her family: She has this insane giant of a sister who eats poor peoples food and cookies… SHE ATE MY RAMEN! (I Still got ramen from her anyways ^_^)… Every time you see her she is eating food or the people I saw on the Milk Carton… Mr. Milk Carton asked if I had seen them… I told him yes… Her sister… Is a meanie head… I used to be nice to her but she called me short (I am taller than her) and tried to eat me… so I ran…
She also has a mom… who… um… gave birth to her…
Her dad is cool tho… He has a sweet car (^_^)
And she has an Oma and Opa… whom own a mansion… its cool looking…
And she has her 'buddies' who are Kakashi and Orochimaru and those two talk to her about people… they plot…
Lemme think… Oh yeh! She also has this 'spiritual' brother, who she worships almost as bad as I do to my brother (scary!) named Jake, whom is a gay guy and really insightful… and funny…

And well… she has friends… and well… the ones I know about most are Me, Ryoko, Jake, Dominic, D.J. and… our imaginary friends…

And… err… What else to say…? She is really smart yet can be blonder than Jessica Simpson… Which is some crazy sh!t…

Well… I think that all… Gaara says die all and burn in hell humans…

This is Rei and I have a couple notes on my sister and where the people on milk cartons really go:

You wonder where they are, then my sister is like "I know where that guy is!" "Where???" I ask. "In my belly! HO HO FOOD!!!" and then she consumes the milk carton itself!

VERY HUNGRY (how my sister ate Eri's ramen):

She came home and ate the rest of the oreo's. Then she had cereal, then ramen, then more cookies, that I was eating and I only had two and she took them away and said, "Enough for you!" "What?! I only had 2 and I am older than you!" I scream. Then she goes, "I only had 2 too, and I want more." So then she had some chips and then a popsicle.

No one knows how she was so hungry, after all she had just got off the bus after eating her friends, and she was still hungry when she came into the house. Maybe her friends were appitizers. But no one knows for sure because no one is going to go up to her, out of paralyzing fear.