Name: Samantha

Nicknames: Sam, Sammy, The Purpleness

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite Characters: Willy Wonka, Freddy Krueger, Aro, and Joker (Heath Ledger)

Favorite Movies:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Pirates of the Caribbean (I like the first one the best, but all the movies have their moments)
Most of the Harry Potter movies
A Nightmare on Elm Street
New Moon (only because I like the Volturi)
Any kind of Disney movie (Can't go wrong with Disney)

Favorite Books: Too many to count

Favorite Songs:

Chocolate- Kylie Minogue
I Will Still Love You- Britney Spears
Remember the Time- Michael Jackson
Sensitivity- Ralph Tresvant
Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5
How to Love- Lil Wayne
Love on Top- Beyonce

Favorite Pastimes:

Rollerblading (when it's actually nice out)
Reading
Writing stories
Hanging with friends
Watching movies
Listening to music
Bike riding

Favorite Quotes:

"Nothing, nothing, nothing tra la la." -Jareth from Labyrinth

"You smell like peanuts, I like peanuts." "Oh thank you, you smell like old people and soap...I like it." - Grandma Georgina and Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Five lucky kids will follow in his footsteps, but only one will find his heart." - Theatrical trailer for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Try some of my grass, please take a bite please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking." "You can eat the grass?" "Course you can, everything in this room is eatable even I'm eatable, but that is called cannabalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"We should mate." "What?" "Date." - Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor from Dodgeball

"How about a big bedtime kiss for your big buddy Cid?" "Shhhh he's asleep." "I was talking to you." -Cid and Manny from Iceage

"How do I know you're not Control?" "If I were Control you'd already be dead." "If you were Control you'd already be dead!" "Well neither of us is dead so I'm obviously not from Control." (awkward silence) "That actually makes sense." Steve Carell and Terence Stamp from Get Smart

"I love happy endings, they're so rare." Aro from New Moon

"Romeo is such a douche! I mean think about it! Happy Anniversary babe! Why art thou so sad? Oh that's right you lost a family member around this time, my bad!" Edward Cullen from a Twilight Spoof

"Welcome to prime time bitch!" -Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors

"Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet." Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

"So Nancy, now that you've found me what do you plan on doing next?" "Fuck you!" "Oh that sounds fun, but that's a little fast for me. Let's hang first!" Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

"Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies!" Ron Weasley from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Randomness:

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt

If EDWARD CULLEN said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter, pirate-princess1, Desi-Pari Always, ThePurpleness

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and
paste this to your page.