IMPORTANT NOTICE: I USED TO BE LOTRInulover9. BUT I GOT A NEW ACCOUNT. DEAL WITH IT!

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Penname: Tsukiakari Anei (formally LOTRInulover9)

MyName: Akari Tsuvi

Age:15

Favorite color: Red, black, blue, green

Favorite food: Ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen ramen cheese

Description of self: Strawberry blonde hair, hazel brown eyes, freckles, about 5'4"(ya got a problem with that then meet Mr. Fist)

Favorite anime/manga:
Inuyasha
Ranma 1/2
Yu Yu Hakusho
XXX Holic
FLCL
Fushigi Yugi
Cased Closed
Dragon Knights
Vampire Game
Magic Knight Rayearth
Witch Hunter Robin
DragonBall
DragonBall Z
DragonBall GT
Lupin III
Trigun
Cowboy Bebop
Dream Saga
Pyshic Acedemy
Pita-ten
Ragnarok
Saiyuki
R.O.D
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ghost In The Shell
Rurouni Kenshin
So much anime, and so much more to add on...

Favorite Movies:
Lord Of The Rings(3)
Inuyasha(2)
The Emperors New Groove
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Austin Powers(3)
The Mummy(2)
Jurassic Park(3)
Shrek(2)
The Princess Bride
Ice Age
Kill Bill(2)
And on and on...

Favorite sayings:
So,Shippo!Your village called.They're missing their idiot.
Kagome,he's being mean!
Inuyasha, be nicer to poor Shippo!
Tch!
Apologize now! smacks him
Owwwwwwwww...(Inuyasha)

You get the lights:I'll get the stick.(me and my friend)

I'm coming with you!
Oh great,jump on my back I'll give you a ride the whole way.
Really?
NO!(Ice Age)

Please remain calm gentlemen, we are taking over the ship.
AY AVAST!(POTC)

That thing looks like a big jello mold.
I hate jello.
Oh come on? There's always room for jello.(Ghostbusters)

Oh no! My face. My beautiful face. Wha ha ha ha ha! Llama face.(The Emperors New Groove)

Hey Blinkin!
Did you just say Abe Lincoln?
No I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln' I said 'Hey Blinkin'! Hold the reigns man.(Robin Hood Men in Tights)

I'm not ugly! Got that!
Hn! Nice death words.(Yu Yu Hakusho)

Fiesty little fella aren't you. Nice tail, looks like a bager or a squirrel.
I'm a fox heathen.
A fox. It talks. Cool! Let me touch it when you're done.
Do you mind? I'm trying to teach him a lesson here.(Inuyasha)

Lisa is a nut. She has a rubber butt. And everytime she turns around it goes put put.(Simpsons)

Go on! Pet Nibbler!
I'll pet him allright! I'll pet him with both hands!(Futurama)

It's a demon. And a powerful one. Yes! I suggest we run.
Wha! Huh! You just can't eat and run.
If the demon is truly big. We wouldn't stand a chance. It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion.
You ought to be arrested.(Inuyasha)

My child gave your honor student the answers to the test.(a sticker I saw somewhere)

Testing 1. 2. Ohhhhh! I have green hair and my face is kinda blue. Don't tell my momma but I know karate too. There, how's that?
Eh, is he serious?(Yu Yu Hakusho)

Hey Fezzik! Are there any rocks ahead?
If there are, we'll all be dead!
Stop that rhyming! I mean it!
Would anybody like a peanut?
GAH!(The Princess Bride)

Meat man. You, are a very strange person. I mean that. You're strange.(ATHF)

Man, we are sure lame.
Nice one, Rinku!
And you! YoulosttoKuramaandKuramalosttoadeadguyhow'sthatforbeinglame.(Yu Yu Hakusho)

singingI got a case! I got a case!notices Rachel and ConanWho's the kid and where'd you two come from?
Dad, this is Conan. I followed him in here.
Well I don't like him! Get him out of here!
Oh sure! I'll just, toss him out the window in the middle of the freeway.(Cased Closed)

I go to the stables to find a hoarse. And I find 4 hoarses. So I think: there will be 4 of us if they find the lady. Hello lady!(The Princess Bride)

Oh my poor baby! You chipped a fang! (kisses Nibbler)
Hey! I got a busted ass over here and I don't see anyone kissing it!(Futurama)

Fire! Come out!
Fire(a dragon)comes outholds up sign"You're not my master"
Yes I am you idiot! I'm... ...in drag.
"How shameful"
Shutup!(Dragon Knights)

Howmm darmm youmm! Domm youmm wammt mme tom thrommle youmm likmm Botamm.
You know it's kind of hard to take your threats seriously when you have a mouthful of bologna.
swallowsHoney Ham!
Whatever!(a mishap with a friend)

All I know is something bad usually happens when my feet ich like this. They're very sensitive souls ya know.
Oh brother! I liked you better when you were creeping me out Jigen.(Lupin III)

I've lost everything. All I have left is Spiderman.
He saved your life sir.
He humiliated me by touching me.(Spiderman 2, I dunno. I just thought this line was funny)

Reach out and torch someone.

Whats the matter with you saxaphones? Did you loose your brains at lunch or something?
I was hungary.(a story my friend told me that happend at band camp)

Hi ya!
Hn! Leave me alone!(a quizilla quiz)

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

Life sucks! DEAL WITH IT!

Dad:shoves open door
Sister:wakes up
Dad:points at sister THAT AIN'T NO DAMN SLEEPING BEAUTY!
Me:falling on ground laughing

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!
Bloody peasant!
Did you see that? Did you see him repressing me?(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Younger men are so... young!(Ranma 1/2)

See. This picture has him looking shocked. So my caption is... "Oh no, this is horrible. Were all out of ketchup!"
blinks
smirks
hits him THAT'S STUPID YOU MORON!(a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles commercial)

Hi!
Yo! Wha-zzup?
Yeah Yeah!(during a confrontation with a bunch of teenagers while Trick or Treating)

Oh I've dreamed to have a costumed nemises. Chasing you. Wringing his gloved hand at your every move.
You're kidding right?
I just think it'dbe so romantic. (Venture Brothers)

Me: (watching The Two Towers)
Elves: (appear at Helms Deep gates)
Me: GAH! A HEARD OF VAULKENS! (runs off) (while I was watching The Two Towers one time)

Me: (arrives at house)
Tari: (opens the door)
Me: (fuming) I hate middle aged women.
Tari: What?
Me: (fuming and creating claw hands)They drive 5 miles an hour, enjoying the scenery. Then the cell phone rings and they drive 1 mile an hour. And they take 51 minutes to put on their makeup. And an hour and a half to drive 3 miles. (when I showed up late at a sleepover)

Tari: Do you know what you did to me? You made me endure 3 frickkin hours of neopets! Nobody should have to endure that muchhappiness in one sitting! (after I arrived at the sleepover)

Mari: (super sugar high, and I mean super)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (laughs maniacally)
Tari: Errrrrr...
Me: Okay, you're way too sugar high. Give me some of that candy! (reaches over)
Mari: (twitches) YES! MORE SUGAR! MORE MORE SUGAR! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Joe: (stares at her)
Mari: DON'T STARE, IT'S RUDE! (during a lunch break when Mari had too much sugar)

Tari and Me: (watching Yu Yu Hakusho opening)
Kurama and Hiei: (running)
Kuwabara: (runs up beside them stupidly)
Me: He runs so stupid! Just like this! (runs like Kuwabara but crashes into wall) Owwwwwwwwwww!
Tari: Hahahahahaha! That's just like him!
Me: Shutup, who asked you! (again, at the sleepover)

Me: looks away muttering Freak!
Nari: with slurred speach Now you listen to me! I am not a freak, woman, because I am not drunk! (when Nari and I were sugarless high we had been drinking diet pepsi and didn't have the required daily amount of sugar yes if we don't get enough sugar, we get crazy)

Tari and Me: looking at Kurama + other pictures
Me: Who's that hoochie?
Tari: That's his mom!
Me: Eh... O_O (yes, we were looking at pictures of Kurama and his mom)

Things that I absolutly hate:
People who spell anime names wrong (if your a fan then why the hell can't you get the damn name right?)
Today's basic "girl" (just todays "girl" not girls in particular)
George Bush (stupid trigger-happy hick. Die!)
The fact that everyone has to be so damn stupid (why the hell are people so stupid?)

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In case some of you have noticed. I posted my Truth or Dare Chronicals: Inuyasha Style story on media miner and it can be found here.

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I usually get my ideas while talking with my friends. I have no idea how. I just do. If you have any story ideas that you want me to write. Let me know in an e-mail or a review.

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Upcoming Story Ideas: A Day In The Life Of A Spirit Detective
Yu Yu Hakusho
When Yusuke has one too many drinks, he decides to create a documentary of his life. Result: Causing everyone to go out of their minds.

Nakanishi's School of Combat
Inuyasha
When Kagome gets excepted into a school of nothing but fighting, she finds her heart deepened for a certain hanyou with an attitude. Can she stop the snob Kikyo from stealing him from her.

Moonlight Miyamuto
Ranma
When a mysterious girl appears, she puts the whole dojo in trouble. She also claims that she's a master of a martial arts style that rivals Anything-goes. Who is this girl and what is she doing here?