DamselInDistress64
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Joined 04-28-08, id: 1563216, Profile Updated: 01-03-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello :)

A note to all of my readers-

For awhile, i discontinued my stories for personal reasons, but now im starting up A New Time to Love again... hopefully i can get it back to the way it was, hahaha. Thanks for your paitence =

P.S. Go team Jacob

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No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
It's a boy! by xAtropos reviews
Edward has a fetish? Bella has an even stranger baby name than Renesmee? Read to find out. No longer a one-shot. Parodies of favorite and least favorite moments in Breaking Dawn, or just random scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prelude to Eternity by senpaicutie64 reviews
A mysterious letter takes the Cullen family, exempt of Jasper and Bella, to Voltera to attend a shady meeting. What is the meaning of it, and how will Edward fare when he meets up with an old aqquantience? Will Jasper and Bella cope alone? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
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A New Time to Love reviews
NEW MOON- What would have happened if Bella really had kissed Jacob's shoulder after her fateful cliff jump? Their relationship blossoms from there, but, of course, Bella's past comes back to haunt her. Will Jacob and Bella's relationship last? Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Ironically Loveless reviews
BREAKING DAWN- Dramatic sequel to Virtually Painless. Edward is ready to fight to the end for Bella, but who will Bella choose in the end? Tensions erupt between the Cullen's, and drastic repercussions ensue. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Virtually Painless reviews
Breaking Dawn SPOILERS! What would have happened of Jacob had convinced Bella to give up the baby? How will Edward cope with the alternative, even though it was he who suggested it? JxB, occasional ExB. Gotta love the love triangle! Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete