I am a guy and a complete cynic. Well, okay, not a complete cynic. I still hope for the return of better days when men women and children could walk the streets saftly at night. When assasination and thievery was an honorable business. (sigh) I guess I'm just a romantic at heart. Yes, you are still a cynic even if you cry when watching the Death of Aeris, or the Real Folk Blues: Part Two. You just happen to be the kind of cynic that is portrayed in the song 'Tom Sawyer' by Rush. I could sing a few lines, but it wouldn't be a pretty sight, much less a pretty sound.

Okay. Now for an official-like bio.

Name: Taken off the list for psychotic reason

Age: 16, soon to be 17.

Occupation: None. Schoolwork, mostly.

Likes: Anime, manga, videogames, music, drawing, food. In that order. Oh, and those fleshy things called people.

Dislikes: Flamers, and idiots with the 'little man' syndrome. I'm sure you know who I'm talking about.

Favorite animes: Hellsing, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Gundam Wing,and Ghost in the Shell. Masamune is a genius. And Furi Kuri, which I wouldn't recommend to anyone with a grain of sanity.

Favorite TV shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Brainiac.

Goals in life: To get a job at either Insomniac or Square-Enix as an artist or to be a world reknown author. And to survive school.

Favorite bands: Rush, Shinedown, Seether, P.O.D., Daft Punk, Evanescence, Judas Priest, Staind, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, tAtu, Apocalyptica, Cradle of Filth, Immortal, Dimmy Biogir, Van Halen, Queen, Scorpions, Seatbelts, Pillows, In Flames, Children of Bodem, Blind Guardian, Lacuna Coil, A Perfect Circle, Nightwish, Breaking Benjamen, Linkin Park, Dio, and Shadows Fall. That's just my favorites. Don't ask about the rest, 'cause I can't remember them all. I feel led by the god of musicians to mention Nightwish again. 'Cause they rule and Sammi has a braided goatee. Fuck. Yeah. Everyone knows that braided goatees are the epitome of sexiness.

Hobbies: Geekness, mind games, and drawing. And writing, even though I'm not getting paid for it.

I would put a 'do not flame' message here, but those self-righteous, childish jerks don't listen anyways.

Since I'm a lazy bum I'll put the disclaimer here instead of in each and every story.

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: I don't own whatever anime, manga, game, or whatever that my fics are based on. I also don't own any of the songs in my stories unless I actually make one up and say otherwise in the fic. The chance of that happening, however, is slim to none. You cannot sue me because of this disclaimer, and even if you did, you'd only get about fifty cents or so.

I have taken down most of my stories to make revisions. Don't expect them to come up anytime soon. Or ever at all.

Expect Dream Within A Dream to be back up with a total rewrite sometime . . . next year or so. I've got to finish Tunnel Visions first.

Update: (3/9) I'm not entirely sure about Tunnel Visions. It's either in hyperfreeze, or over. I'll let you know. If I delete it, then Garren will reappear in my original stories on Fictionpress.com.

Peace and Goodwill to the brothers! The sisters already have peace and goodwill, since only the guys are stupid enough to start a barfight and waste good beer, while the ladies are sitting in the back corner sipping their drinks and rolling their eyes.

Quote of the days: "If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started." Anon

"Humanity is not conductive to intelligence." Me.

One tiny little beef to take up with any readers out there. I currently have a ton hits for Tunnel Visions and a bunch of new hits for Records of FATE, not to mention other assorted numbers for my other fics. I must say, however, that despite all these numbers, I have recieved only one new review for my fics in the last couple of months. See the problem? It isn't much to type a few words out on the review screen, and I would very much appreciate being praised for my work. After all, who doesn't? If you're going to read my stuff, please review.

Update7/31: I am starting to rewrite Tunnel Visions. Why? Because I am the author and you are the readers. Be silent! The first chapter should be up in a little while. Next week tops. Next year at the outside.

Update12/6: If you hadn't notice, progress is slow on Tunnel Visions. In fact, it's non-existent. I have deleted it and don't expect it to come back. I simply cannot write Hogwarts properly. It's really annoying.

In fact, I wouldn't expect any more stories on this site. Period.

May the peace of God go with you and protect you from harm.
Adieu.
Signed,
Father Malvado