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"It begins with a character, usually, and once he stands up on his feet and begins to move, all I can do is trot along behind him with a paper and a pencil trying to keep up long enough to put down what he says and does."

-William Faulkner


I've been saddled with too much academic and scientific writing to preserve the state of my dwindling sanity. I need to write, and I need to do it on creative terms. (I fear I might go mad otherwise.) Although I've been lurking around this site for a few years - as an anonymous, non-account-owning individual of course; shame on me - I'm rather ashamed to admit that it's taken me so long to take the initiative and create any form of permanence from my presence. College keeps me busy, even as it deprives me of creative outlets. Thus, I've taken it upon myself to write in my free time. And really, how better to do so than by letting my inner fangirl out?

Here's to hoping I accomplish what I've set out to do.


"If you aspire to a book that will last, that will be worth reading, don't think about plot at all, think about your characters . . . If you make your characters properly they will simply do what is within them, they'll act out the nature you have given them, and there - you'll find - you have your plot."

Hilary Mantel


Current Works/Ideas:

I wish. The plots exist - it's a matter of getting around to finalizing and writing them.

Harakiri - Peace won on the tides of war doesn't persist for long. When stirrings of unease permeate the Shogunate a conspiracy is born: snuff out the cause by beheading it at its source. A group of samurai, a singular goal. Naruto AU. SakuraxMulti


"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but of what is left out of it."

- Mark Twain

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Jormungandr by ThexOnexWhoxWanders reviews
Thor is king of New Asgard. Zora is the new captain of the Avengers. But this king is looking for his queen, and he thinks he might have found her. Oh, and then there's Loki and a certain astrophysicist intent on building the new Bifrost. Thor/OC, Eventual Loki/Jane Post-Ragnarok. Pre-IW. Very AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,929 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/31/2018 - [Thor, OC] Loki
Of Crimson Days by TheMajesticKaramel reviews
She isn't of aristocratic blood. She's laboured and she's struggled, sometimes clothed in only a rag, but she is, at least, a survivor- A survivor of poverty, of loss, of this man-eat-man world. She may not sleep in silk tonight, but at least she'll open those eyes when morning comes. At least, when it all ends, she'll live to tell the tale of how she survived those Crimson Days.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,821 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/29/2018 - Published: 10/13/2017 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Steel for Humans by Era-Age reviews
She's a librarian, a lover of all-things fabled and forgotten. Most importantly, she can read the language. His ancestry is something akin to a fairy tale, a make-believe culture that has beguiled raiders, treasure hunters, and thieves alike. But any treasure, any semblance of evidence proving his bloodline, is meant only for him. A darker AU based on Indiana Jones and The Mummy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,699 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 6/19/2016 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
Divinity by Thirrin73 reviews
"How was I supposed to know the paintings were enchanted!" In which Sakura accidentally releases 8 magical knights from a 500 year old spell, all intent on protecting her from some evil sorcerer. When she said she wished her life was like a fairy tale, this wasn't quite what she had in mind. [MultiSaku, SakuCentric]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Sakura H.
The Geis by xi.writes reviews
When medical student Haruno Sakura picked up an antique silver locket at the local flea market, she never expected it to be an ancient magical artefact. Now she's the hapless master to a menacing assassin demon with a thousand-year-old killing curse. ...Is it too late to adopt a cat instead? (A Halloween-inspired AU, told in drabbles.) /COMPLETE/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
RED KING by VesperChan reviews
In the wild country where it never snows but always freezes, the Red King marches his armies against the White Tsar. That is why Sakura is swept away from the lonely streets and the empty barracks into a car with a bastard prince and a promise of redemption, but if only she can face the demons that chased her in the first place and be what the king needs in his war. SakuraCentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., Madara U. - Complete
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,798 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The What Girl? by Perfect Beauty reviews
"Itachi, is this the reason why we never see you with any women and why you go to award shows alone?" Uchiha Itachi, are you gay?" For the first time in a long time, his body moved on autopilot as words began to tumble from his lips.."I already have a girlfriend...her name? Haruno Sakura." Too bad he really didn't have a girlfriend named Sakura..oops A/U
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,354 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Seven by Stormdragon6 reviews
Young female samurai Sakura leaves her besieged village behind, seeking other skilled samurai to help defend her home. Whether they accept her request for payment or for her is another matter. A retelling of Samurai 7, SakuraMulti style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,307 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 8,664 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Antithetic by iMissa reviews
He is Uchiha Itachi and she is Sakura Haruno; he will always be the impossible dream she is reaching for, and she, she is the one to make him believe in Something More. ItaSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete