Hey if you want to email me my two email addresses are msluv1@gmail and LovinBee92@gmail

Hey, all my peeps on FF. You can call me Rei if u want ir my user name shygirl1616 (which i should change to 1818) of course i'm eighteen. and my birthday is in may if anyone cares. Sorry but i have to say this i'm really shy when it comes to posting a story or reviewing, but trust me i'm trying to break my shyness little by little. (Lol) if i don't review your story and you want to know what i think. just send me a pm and i'll tell you.

I'm working on a story with Todesanbetrin called Yume No Koku, it's yaoi, Light and L. and i have adopted a story from xxoxLOVELESSxoxx called 'my beautiful frozen stranger' a sasuke and naruto story with some side pairings to. if you like sasunaru and you want to help with the story please pm me. and i got one more story i'm working on. A.U. i just don't know the pairings yet or the show it's going to be from.

I really like to help people with their writing, i mean i like to help with the ideas, i have plenty that i'm not useing so if your stuck on your story or need an idea for a new one come too me. all i ask is you give me the show or book, the pairings and i'll give you the story outline (your idea) i'll even co write with you.

Favorite pairings (i really wanted to do this, skip if you want to :-))

Naruto

Sasuke/Naruto

Kakashi/Iruka (love them so much)

Itachi/Neji (weird right)

Neji/Gaara (don't like Gaara or Neji with Lee) (even though i do like him and his youthfulness)

Gaara/Hinata (i want them to end up together so badly, use to be Hinata and Naruto but that faded sorry Hinata but i do hope you get him in the Anime, just not the Manga or fanfiction.)

Sasuke/Hinata (again can't see her and Naruto working out so either so will go with Gaara or Sasuke)

Kakashi/Hinata (guilty pleasure and only when no new updates of Kakashi and Iruka stories, hey better then Sakura and Kakashi i think i just throw up a little bit, ya i did)

Kyuubi/Itachi (What!! you fangirls know you love this pairing too, so stop playing)

Zabuza/Haku ( second cutest pairing of course after Kakashi and Iruka)

Rurouni Kenshin

Sanosuke/Kenshin (just so cute, yet hot)

Death Note

L/Light (read Heartbeat)

Spirited Away

Kohaku/Chihiro

Vampire Knight

Kaname/Zero

Yu-Gi-Oh

Yugi/Yami (puzzleshipping)

Seto/Jeoy (puppyshipping)

Seto/Yugi (rivalshipping)

Yami Bakura/Ryou (tendershipping) (I hate mean Bakura)

Malik/Marik (bronzeshipping)

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's

Jack/Carly (only pairing for show. Jack and Carly all the way, but if you can show me a great Jack Yusei story i may like a yaoi pairing to for this Yu-Gi-oh)

YuYu Hakusho

Kurama/Yusuke (sorry i just can't see Hiei with Kurama or Hiei, make him SEME I really can't see it)

Hiei/Kuwabara (i know i know, i read a great story once about them)

Youko Kurama/Yusuke (again read great story about them)

Harry Potter

Draco/Harry (who else???)

Twilight

Jacob/Edward(sorry Bella and Edward fan or Jake and Bella, the movie Bella just made me hate her, but i do love the book though)

Bleach

Ichigo/Toushiro (must read why?)

Ichigo/Orihime

Uryuu/Byakuya

Byakuya/Renji

Urahara/Renji

Beyblade

Kai/Rei

Blood Plus

Haji/Kai

Code Geass

Suzaku/Lelouch

Digimon

Taichi(tai)/Yamato(matt) this is the first Yaoi pairing i ever liked when Digimon first came on i wanted those two to be together. the pairing that turned me on to Yaoi. (Tai and Matt FOREVER)

Takuya/Koji

Takuya/Koichi

Touma(Thomas)/Masaru(marcus

Full Metal Alchemist

Roy/Edward

Howl's Moving Castle

Howl/Sophie

Inuyasha

Inuyasha/Hojo (you all have to read Rememdy)

Sesshomaru/Inuyasha

Inuyasha/sango (guilty pleasure ever now and again)

Kekkaishi

Gen/Yoshimori (spoiler why do they have to kill poor Gen off, right when their relationship was about to pick up :`()

Yoshimori/Yurina (can't help it just love her)

One Piece

Zoro/Sanji

Zoro/Luffy

Ace/Smoker

Ben 10

Kevin/Ben (what did you want me to say Gwen and Kevin, Not going to happen)

Fairy Odd Parents

Chip Skylark/Timmy

Danny Phantom

Dan Phantom/Sam

Danny F./Sam

G.I Joe

As long as it has Snake eyes (coolest Joe ever)

Generator Rex

Rex/Noah

Invader Zim

Zim/Dib

Scooby-Doo

Fred/Shaggy (sorry to all the Fred/Daphne and Shaggy/Velma pairings out there)

Hellboy

Hellboy/John Myers (teen HB and JM)

For super heros

Batman(Bruce Wayne)/Flash (Wally West)

Superboy(conner)/Robin(dick grayson)

X-men (all)

Logan (Wolverine)/Remy(Gambit)

Kurt (Nightcrawler)/Any of the X-men

Kingdom Hearts

Sora/Riku

Sonic

Sonic/Tails

Sonic/Silver

Shadow/Sonic (maybe)

Metal Sonic/Sonic

Pokemon

Lance(Wataru)/Ash(Satoshi)

Gary(Shigeru)/Ash(Satoshi)

Pirates Of The Caribbean

Jack Sparrow/Will Turner

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Transformers (i want to read a good yaoi all human fic.

Bumblebee/Sam (all human)

Optimus Prime/ Megatron (good, human, not brothers)

starscream/Megatron(good,human)

BTR(Big Time Rush)

Logan/Kendall

James/Carlos

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike/Xander

Merlin

Arthur/Merlin

Smallville

Lex/Clark

Supernatural

Dean/Castiel.

The whole Al/Ed pairing who in their right mind came up with that pairing how can they even be together i mean it's either before Al lost his body or after. or has to be an A.U. I don't like Winry with Ed sorry if she must be with one of the boys it must be Al.

Sora from Digimon hate her too, sorry i know she has the crest of LOVE and ever thing but to me she is not a loving person. i don't know why Matt dated her or why Tai like her. ewww.

sorry i'll stop.

one more i hate Bella now from Twilight I'm sorry all Twilight fans i loved the book, but that movie Bella just made me hate her.

I'm going to tell you a few characters i don't like Sakura from Naruto a big ugly B, and why does she get paired with Naruto she is so mean to him, i was glad when he lost control and hit her. Sasuke he doesn't even like her, he would end up fast with Naruto or Hinata H* he like Itachi more then he likes her, and Gaara really he tried to kill her, i wish he had though (if only Naruto was a tad bit late D*), and Kakashi really NASTY who would want her. i just hate her sorry to who ever likes her but, she's to mean to Naruto, love Sasuke to much and can't take a hint. Gaara tried to kill her and Kakashi always has to save her when she fights an enemy.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Everything this person said is sooooo true! and i read that interview i could not stop screaming!! - ~Karla~

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die.

If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -_-

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

A good friend would lend you their umbrella...

but a best friend would take yours and shout "Run, bitch! Run!"

A good friend would bring you stuff when you're injured...

but a best friend would hug you and say, "Sorry! Didn't see you there!"

A good friend would cheer you on at sports day...

a best friend would be running behind you with a dagger shouting "if you don't speed it up I'll catch ya!"

A good friend will make you soup when your ill...

a best friend would sit next to you as you giggle "I thought I was all better!"

A good friend would bail you out of jail...

a best friend would be next to you saying, "Damn, we screwed up!"

A good friend would come to your house and knock on the door...

a best friend would burst through your window and shout "Hi mum, hi dad, what's for dinner?"

A good friend would get you a date for your prom...

a best friend would give you flowers and chocolates and say lets go

A good friend would tell you when you're skirt tucks into your underwear

a best friend would launch themselves at you shouting, "Nothing to see here keep walking!"

A good friend would let you cheat off their work...

a best friend would look at you and say "Come on, I need the answers!"

A good friend would sit next to you and watch tv...

a best friend would steal the remote from you and flick through all the channels

A good friend would help you in a snowball fight...

a best friend would hit you square in the face and say, "Oops! It slipped!"

Remember When...

Getting high meant swinging at a playground?

The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?

When mom was your hero?

And dad was the boy you were gonna marry?

When your worst enemies were your siblings?

And race issues were about who ran the fastest?

When WAR was a card game

And life was simple and care free?

And remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

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post this on your page to make L happy

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. (yep... especially the hot ones XD)

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. (true, true...)

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (have I ever read a hetero fanfic in my whole life? ... no...)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. (magines L in cuffs and Mello in leather ...definitely)

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. (yeah... unfortunately only one of my (real life) friends is a fan too T.T) (EDIT: now it's two!)

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. ("But mum!! It's only been 7 hours!" XP)

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. (drools I still love to read my first hentai manga)

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (It would be so good to be 18... T.T)

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need. (Oh yes... i can even live without chocolate as long as there is yaoi)

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

To Sakura (Naruto)Haters

If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Naruto at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sai at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS

If you hate the parings sasusaku, gaasaku, narusaku, COPY THIS

If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS

If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS

If you just hate her, COPY THIS

you say pink
i say black
you say girly
i say emo
you say chris brown
i say criss angel
you say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
you say cute
i say goth
you say hearts
i say skulls
you say school
i say who cares
you say light
i say dark
you say up
i say down
you say right
i say wrong
you say happy
i say dark
you say angel
i say devil
you say model
i say vampire
you say valentines day
i say halloween
you say your family
i say the addams family
you say life
i say death
you say im creepy
i say whatever
you say im weird
i say im different
copy and paste if u r i.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Realism

Astute

Vicious

Empathic

No-Nonsense

Teen Titans!

Sweetness

Timid

Astonishing

Reasonable

Fair

Incomparable

Righteous

Elative

Teen Titans!

Rash

Orderly

Brave

Intelligent

Nimble

Teen Titans!

Bold

Easy-going

Alert

Silly

Truthful

Beastly

Overactive

Young

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Cool

Yo!

Brave

On

Ridiculous

Geeky

Teen Titans!

Truth

Endless,

Enserving

Never-ending,

Titans,

Indescribable,

True

Always,

Never

Stopping.

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Teen

Titan

Fans

Forever!

Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm a German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pigeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that damn monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If this is true, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Jing269, French Girl satsubatsu, AnimeLuver4everandevr, shygirl1616

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
If you think Seto's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.