A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .

*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

Uchiha Sasuke, honor student, graduating high school senior & candidate for a scholarship at the best university had his life perfectly mapped out... Until his new neighbor messes it all up, perfectly. AU, NaruSasuNaru.

Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.

[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?

Gabriella is new to East High and she's already making an impression on all the guys. To Troy, who's never touched a girl in his life, well, she's just that slut next door.. that is, the slut he's falling in love with.

Rose is thinking of 'doing it' with Scorpius Malfoy, Al is unsure whether Leanne is really 'the one', Lily's trying to get 'that guy' to notice her, and Hugo's still banned from even going near an internet search engine. And James is, well, being James!

NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.

"You want that punk to stay with me." His voice was completely void of all emotions and then…"How can you think for a moment that he could stay with me?".Naruto has to be Sasuke's gaurdian, too bad his charge has the hots for him.SemeSasu,older Naru.Yaoi

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

AU:Going to an all girls school isn’t easy. Especially when you’re given the title ‘Prince’ by your classmates. Hinata finds herself dealing with girls vying for her affection and a certain roommate who isn’t at all what she thought she was. SasuxHina

AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.

[SasuxNaru] Naruto’s PC crashed down again. In his fear for his most important files he decides to phone the technical support but the person who is supposed to help him seems to be the most arrogant person the he had ever talked to… Lemon,Language,Humor

Raito devises the perfect plan to find out L's real name... seduce him.

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

Deathly Hollows spoilers. Slash. Albus Potter and Scorpios Malfoy thought they'd have nothing in common until the Sorting Hat places Albus into Slytherin and a unlikely friendshiplove blossoms between the two.

There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...

Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai

The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks

at the Final Jam after party Nate notices that Jason was nowhere in sight? When he finally finds Jason he find him crushed and bleeding. Why has got Jason down? and will Nate tell Jason that he has feeling for him? SLASH. a CR story.

She felt so broken inside. She had been scarred by her father's wrath. She was unwanted..she could have any boy at East High, but when the Golden Boy comes after her, she denies him out of fear, for he is like a constant reminder of her father.TxG.Troyell

Set after the Final Jam. Rated M to be safe. Most chapters are T, but occasionally, they're M. Smitchie.

SasuNaru, NaruGaara, slight KakaSasu, yaoi. Naruto embraces his demonic roots, and Sasuke's his 1 enemy and dream. Blood, DARK, angst, lime, non-fluff introspective. And a bag of chips. Push something too hard, and it will break or bite back.

Hinata needs to learn a new jutsu from Tsunade but in order to be able to acquire the new skill she needs to seek help from a certain angsty shinobi. Will Sasuke be willing to assist her or will Hinata need to persuade him further. A SasuHina all the way.

Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.

GaaraxSakuxSasu Sakura has at last found peace but when sasuke returns will her new relationship be torn apart or will his return drive her further into gaara's arms. And what is this mysterious thing that seems to have torn Sakuras world to pieces

Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage

*rewritten* Neither thought anyone could understand what they were going through...until they met each other. Their relationship is unlike any other but keeping their lives in order while holding onto each other is harder than they ever imagined.

*ItaNaru* Due to Kyuubi's Chakra, Naruto and Itachi are sent back in time. Now they need to cooperate in order to return to the present, but the past hides more than Naruto thought, and things are not as they seem...

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

SLASH. You are warned beforehand. Troy x Ryan. Troy is left with Ryan to clean up the mess they made in the lab. Troy has feelings for Ryan but is unable to voice them out. Thankfully Ryan is a smart lad.

Troy Bolton, the star of East High. Ryan Evans, a boy inspired to be in the spotlights. Will love be discovered between these two? Or will hate consume the hearts of the ones closest to them?

Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.

narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.

Naruto's not really into studying, but everything changes when the new teacher, Uchiha Sasuke, arrives [SasuNaru, Teacher!Sasuke fanfic]

Ron becomes overprotective after Rose invites Al and Scorpius over for the summer and spends a week at the Malfoy residence. After they arrive at Hogwarts, Scorpius is greeted with a surprise that leaves Rose in place to have what she truly wants.

Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia

We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU

Shane's feelings for Mitchie have changed so drastically since Tess revealed everything. Both are heartbroken and want this damn Camp Rock to end as quickly as possible. But how long will it take for them to act on their true feelings? And will it last?

A 'deleted' scene from my story LKG. Smitchie's Wedding Night. Oh-la-la.

[AU, NaruSasu] It is love at first sight when Naruto meets his new neighbor Sasuke and no amount of foul attitude can change his mind. A story about growing up, about family and about that love thing.

NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.

Nate is dragged along to clubbing with Jason and Shane, but finds himself people watching from the side. Watching one person a little bit more specifically. Started off as a oneshot songfic, but continued... possibly. Give it a shot!

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

Because he just might be the right kind of wrong I need. -Rose/Scorpius- ONESHOT

Getting his car fixed was his main concern. The hot car mechanic was just a bonus. NaruSasu.

Naruto and Sasuke compare their needle-point skills. mild SHOUEN AI

Badou rambles, and Haine listens.

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.

After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.

I, I never thought I'd be, Lost inside your eyes, Living out this fantasy, But now, with every breath we take, All I think about, Is the love we're gonna make. - A Troypay one-shot dedicated to Nathalie. Rated M for a reason.

Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.

A professional hairstylist: beauty-school trained, classy, and silent with remorse. A hometrained hairdresser: crude, spunky and refusing to solve problems years old. Throw a love rival into the mix, and, well: there you go. Gaanaru AU

Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

This fic has been stolen several times. If you see it anywhere else under another name, know that I am the original author!Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change! SakuNaruSasu

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

The bond between two brothers cannot easily be cut, and only Sasuke and Itachi have ever succeeded. Sasuke doesn't love Itachi—he hates him, and Itachi knows this. [Gen. ItachiSasuke.]

After being attacked by a stranger, Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke hang close to death. But when Naruto wakes up to find Sasuke in a coma, he's forced to deal with feelings that he didn't even know he had.

Naruto and Sasuke have enough to worry about right now even without the psychological mess their lives have become, but some things are so crucial that they come first even so. The search for a purpose. The rebuilding of a bond. And the rebirth of a team.

From Deathly Hallows. In the lazy days of summer, friendship blooms and withers, and memories linger forever. A fic about the lives of Severus Snape and Lily Evans, particulary the many summers they spent together in Spinner's End.

In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.

Harry and Draco accidently preform an ancient marriage ritual and are now betrothed to one another. (or are they)and Voldemort is slightly more insane than in the books! HD slash.

SasuSaku It's a jutsu gone stupidly wrong. And now, the last Uchiha not technically the former Uchiha Sasuke is now... Miss Uchiha Sachi! Goal 1: in progress. Goal 2: Tada! He’s going to be a mother!/UNDERGOING REPAIR.

Contest entry for Kittenchan on DA. Theme was Uniform. Oneshot about the difference between Sora and Riku when it comes to taking care of their uniforms.

Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.

[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.

There's nothing here but what's here's mine. Violence. HaineBadou.

Being in love with your best friend stinks. Being in love with your best friend who is in love with your OTHER best friend stinks even more. Gaara, high school, and the haunting of his past. Gaanaru Yaoi

When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!

The requested 'sequel' to Mind Games! If you put two competitive, twisted, hopelessly paranoid and reluctantly affectionate geniuses in the same afterlife together, eternity truly doesn't stand a chance of normalcy. Slash.

[ItaSaku][Sequel to Metamorphosis] Sakura has escaped towards Sound, towards her final goal Sasuke. Will she be stopped before she reaches him? Or will her feelings for Itachi bring her back to him?

It was always that one row where they would sit down, reading their books, ignoring each other, but acknowledging each other. Will it be that one row where the two of them will realize the meaning of their friendship? [Shonenai, SasuNaru, Oneshot]

[GaaSaku]16 year old Sakura Haruno looks like an ordinary intelligant nerdy high school girl, but she has gone through more than anyone can imagine....Being abused and tortured both, physically and mentally everyday. Can someone save her from this hell?

How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.

[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.

The Sex...their secret nighttime rendezvous...The Lies...if anyone found out, it would surely be the end...The Marauder's Map...the piece of aged parchment could land it all in the open! DM&GW R&R! hope you like!

Raito is being haunted by L's ghost. But the trouble is, he can't see him. Why is L here? How did he get here? and why can't anyone else see him?

He should not be here. He should not be feeling this way. So help him God. ‘Give me strength to walk away.’ [Darkfic. SasuSaku. Graphic. Explicit. Strong mature content.]

She's a sweetheart, He's a cold hearted bastard, She's new in school, He basically runs it. She thinks he's a jerk. He thinks she's annoying. She's in love... so is he.[SASUSAKU] Rated M for SLV. From the author of Where we Met

AU, Modern. Some people are beyond help, but no one is beyond hope. But Naruto doesn't want to settle for hope, not when the Snake is threatening to destroy Sasuke forever. NaruSasu.

AU. After a notorious breakup, Sakura wants nothing to do with men. At least, not until an exred headed flame hears the news and comes knocking on her door. GaaSaku.

Gaara's life is far from normal. His father puts him through alot of pain, while his siblings try to ignore that fact. But when Gaara meets the new kid in school things start to change. For the better or worse? Read and find out. Yaoi, NaruGaara

Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.

Eiri's never been that good at taking care of himself. So how is he going to take care of one of Tohma's next big stars? Read and find out. ShuYu

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.

All Sasuke ever wanted when he was younger was his brother's acceptance, but instead he was ignored and then betrayed. His goal now is to kill and completely forget about the older Uchiha, but will Itachi let him? Pairing: Itachi x Sasuke. COMPLETE

Parody of the popular Manga. Righto finds a death note misplaced by Yuk, a god of death. He decides to make life better for all, even if they don't want it, by killing 'innocent convicted criminals'. At some point, I may even decide to interject a serious

Raito knows L is a little weird, but this is just pure LUNACY. crack. not to be taken seriously. have a nice day.

While struggling to fall asleep one night, L discovers just what Raito dreams about, changing his entire perception of the odd Yagami boy... RaitoL slash.

Sasuke x Itachi. Yaoi. Sasuke controls Itachi. Violence & noncon. R18

Naruto Sexually taunts Sasuke with icecream unknowingly. Yaoi [SasuNaru]

[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.

When Lily falls in love with Snape after the two make Head Girl & Boy, she comes across a dificult decicion. Is it possible be in love with two people at the same time or is it just hard to over come what's expected of you?

The death of Obito changes Kakashi's perspective on life. He pledges to fulfill Obito's dying wish to take care of Rin, and the two in turn become inseparable. Will they be able to keep their promises to Obito and...to each other?

Miss Swann is in denial and Captain Sparrow wants to help her. JackElizabeth pairing. Spoilers for DMC.

Shuichi walks in on Yuki and Tohma 'doing things' and Ryuichi decides that he needs cheering up. The problem is, Shuichi needs just a little more than friendly affection but he really shouldn't think about his idol in that way. Should he?

Sequel to Dark Plus School Equeals Bad For Daisuke. Poor little Daisuke goes back to school to find out all the stupid things Dark did the day before. No pairings. Complete.

When Sasuke is a child, Itachi may as well be a god.

[ON HIATUS] Konoha's top ANBU Captain realizes there's something missing in his life while the Hokage's prized apprentice finally finds the courage to let go. NejiSaku.

NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...

Dark experiences lust and desire for a white winged angel, but is it love? Or something else? DarkxKrad

One seems to have maintained her youthful innocence despite adversity. One never had any innocence to begin with. And they are sitting on opposite ends of the train. WIP, SSLE.

It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.

Itachi dies. And just where does he go? [oneshot]

Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.

Voldemort gets his Death Eaters uniforms. Rated T to be safe.

AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

KuroFai Sometimes, we all need a few pointers in the love department. Section twelve: Sea of memories. End.

Shuichi's wife's dead and he's moved back to Japan with his son. yuki's going crazy, he cant take his eyes off shuichi and somehow his ex lovers son wont stop shadowing him....will he be able to get back with shu?

Naruto has always prided himself on being the best gift giver. But when it comes to choosing a gift for his best friend, Sasuke, he hits a serious speed bump. YAOI, SasuNaru, KakaIru. Mentions of SakuLee, ShikaIno, and KibaHina.

Lily has a problem. Snape's been helping her in Potions and she wants to ask him to the Yule Ball. If it could only be that easy.

The time has finally come, Tommy,' said Harry gravely, wand in hand. 'It's down to this. Me or you, good and evil. One against the other. Mortal combat.' Oneshot.

Sketch. [SasuNaru] It always begins with the stars.

well, the seventh years are having a disco and there's karaoke!hurrah! quite a bit of slash.seamusdean, hermioneron, and...dracoharry. a song every chapter!its supposed to be funny. complete.

In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu

A camping roadtrip in middle America sounds like an exciting romantic getaway to Shuichi Shindou. Where DOES that boy get such misguided ideas? Don't ask Yuki...he's wondering the same thing. [COMPLETE]

Yaoi, Lemon. RaitoxL. After an argument with Misa, Raito heads off for the night only to end up in L's company. However, their rivarly pushes them to a rather interesting turn of events that makes each achieve something they secretly strived for.

Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...

Daisuke sleeps in and doesn't want to go to school, so Dark goes for him. No pairings. Complete.

Just Naruto, Sasuke, and the quiet hum of the refrigerator. Oneshot.

Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.

Draco would do anything to past that exam. (Vaguely SnapeDraco. Only... not. Confused? Just read ahead.)

Tatsuha goes to Tokyo and experiences the most difficult, yet the most important weekend of his life. Deals with adult topics. Contains MM scenes. COMPLETE.

The Kyuubi wants a mate. And 'she' will do anything to acquire one, even if it DOES mean resorting to the most low-down and deceitful form of seduction... Romance, conspiracies and tactical manipulation galore. SasuNaru.

One night every year, Uchiha Sasuke lets himself mourn the family he lost years ago.

Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

Itachi was going on ninety-eight and Sasuke was still trying to kill him...

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Rated for language and yaoi (not intense). Raito and L have a conversation about the physical act of love. Set during handcuff and forfeit!Raito chapters.

Harry & Co. like to play pretend, whether channeling (Luna), stereotyping (Draco&Hermione) or clicheing the heck out of eachother, they're having fun. Don't have to be a vampy bride to read what's Random!

A parody of all good student teacher relations. Because, well, we all know Snape's a sexpot. High PG13

R - Naruto loses a part of himself through a forbidden jutsu--except that part isn't so far away. Things change, and Naruto is who he was supposed to be. (KyubiSasukeNaruto - yaoi)

Actually, Ron and myself find slash disgusting, and this slash the most disgusting of all, but seeing as we wrote it, well...Draco and Snape slash, by Ron and Harry. And the true authoress does not find slash disgusting...usually. T for male immaturity.

Will history repeat itself when sixteen-year-old Tomoyo Daidouji falls for her teacher, Touya Kinomoto? Discontinued.

[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Chapter 5 Updated!Touya hates Nakuru but Nakuru loves Touya.Sakura and Tomoyo decided to play matchmakers.

Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.

One shot, SasuNaru fluffiness. Christmas is a time of giftgiving and Naruto is struck speechless twice in one day. My last fic sucked so you get a new one now :)

One of Naruto's schemes goes awry when he discovers that he's not the only one who can use Oiroke no Jutsu. *SasuNaru*

In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]