After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter finds himself being even more famous than he was before. Returning to Hogwarts for the finally time, there doesn't seem to be an end to the amount of beautiful girls who want to physically thank him. This is an Adult alternative-timeline Book 8, filled what-ifs and hook-ups. Strong sexual content and language.

Ron turns out to be a real pervert. Harry, Hermione and other members of gryffindor refuse to be in the same house as Ron any longer. They decide to build a new departmental house with the help of Hogwarts herself. Warning for Sexual behavior between multiple partners and members of the same sex.