Melanie: Hola, interweb. She's Tori. She likes being sarcastic.

Tori: She's Mel. She likes being normal. And Jim.

Melanie: We like The Office...

Tori: We like other stuff too...

Melanie: But we like The Office. A lot.

Tori: We're obsessed.

Melanie: Like "we own all three seasons on DVD and some t-shirts and a couple bobbleheads" obsessed.

Tori: And I just put in my order for Serenity by Jan candles.

Melanie: Ew, seriously? Tell me you didn't get Bonfire.

Tori: ... I might have.

Melanie: Oh Tori. What am I going to do with you?

Tori: Me? You're the one who spends all day staring at Jim. You totally know you'll never have a shot with him. Not if Pam and 99 percent of the viewers have anything to say about it.

Melanie: (Blushes) Am not!

Tori: Anyway, sorry if you've stumbled across our profile and have found nothing.

Melanie: We're in the middle of writing Office fics.

Tori: We're under construction.

Melanie: But for now, you can look at our fun conversation and our icon. Yay Jim and his Jim faces!

Tori: (Sigh)