Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are forced into a five-year marriage bond by a Ministry combatting low birth rates in the wizarding community. Will the intrepid Draco Malfoy survive the turmoil or will he do as his new wife asks and kindly 'F*** Off'.

Shortly after the events of 5th year, Hermione gets shocking news from her parents- she's a pureblood! How does the world change when Gryffindor's Golden Girl is discovered to be the sister of a Slytherin? Well, Draco Malfoy's summer decidedly improves. Begins summer before sixth year, roughly a week after Hogwarts ends. AU, 6th year, pureblood!Hermione, rated M for language.

"He'd always known that hair. He'd stared at it, he'd jinxed it, one memorable day he'd gotten his wand, his hand, and a good portion of his arm, stuck in it. But for the first time he was overcome with a longing to touch it. To touch her. To reach out to her and pull her towards him." A lovely little romance about a young Veela and the mate he never expected. S&R:CRW

'She was an angel seeking chaos. He was a demon seeking peace.' Writing Prompt. ONESHOT. LEMON. Complete.