Welcome to my small corner of the internet. Pull up a chair, and sit by the fire. Make yourself comfortable, perhaps we shall find something to read.

I am a collector of stories more than anything else; I only dabble in the authorial arts. I have a long list of great tales that I enjoy very much; perhaps I can find some more here. Suggestions are appreciated, and I am always looking to expand my library.

To those who know me, I am incredibly talkative and given to flights of imagination and memory; I'm not as stuffy as I sound. However, while I believe business and pleasure should go hand-in-hand, business should take the lead, and for me, this place is business. Namely, the business of becoming a better author. However, it won't prevent me from breaking out in laughter over something particularly entertaining.

I am a lover of the arts. Music, literature, and art of all kinds are all enjoyed by me. Type doesn't matter; only the quality. True talent is something rare, and should be spread. Hopefully, I will see much of it, and perhaps even develop some of my own.

More about me? I hail from a small town in Northern Wisconsin by the name of Washburn. As well as the afore-mentioned love of the arts, I love an intellectual challenge. Math, science, literature, anything that makes me think in a higher gear than I normally use.

I've spent much of my time online engrossed in stories that usually don't even appear here; perhaps it will be good for me to get into a more mainstream sub-culture...

Holy @!#$, did I write this?! My God, I sound like an insufferable prick. Y'know what? @!#$ it, just forget that top half. Make me laugh, make me cry, make me weep for the future of humanity; I'm here to PARTY!