Ten Things You Should Know About Me

1. If procrastination were a career, I would be richer than Bill Gates. Please do not expect updates regularely.

2. I love to write but as of yet am not very good at it. I would appreciate constructive critisism to better my writing skills. However do not tell me the theme of my story sucks because frankly I don't care.

3. People say winter in Canada lasts all year. They are wrong, we spend only eight months freezing our asses off. The rest of the year we spend dying from smog inhalation. As you can probably tell,I don't like Canada too much. I grew up in Australia. Yes, that does explain everthing. (I don't actually hate Canada, I'm just really homesick)

4. I am addicted to reading. Even my mum says I read too much and she works at a bookstore.

5. My mum is an artist, I'm pretty sure my dad is an alien and my sister is by far the weirdest person i have ever met and that is saying a lot. It is not my fault I'm crazy.

6.If I ever have a conversation with my sister that is like this;

me: how can you manipulate people and not feel guilty?

sister: you can't have a conscience

I worry

7. If my cousin says she will take over the world...

I panic

8. I hate people who put on fake Australian accents. I also hate the croccodile hunter.

9. I am smarter than I sound.

10. Whatever is is I didn't do it!

Maybe...