92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, please post this onto your profile

If you DETEST Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto and want him to Suffer copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: FoCuSyOuRmInD, Clara of the Wolves (he is hot, but I still hate him),Kitty Kat Jazz (I agree with Clara), Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR, animeprincess503

If you are a Naru-tard and you're proud of it, copy this on to your profile

Do you like puppets? Do you just know deep down that Sasori could never have died? Then join the Puppet Association of Konoha! just add your name to our member roster and post it in your profile to show your pride!! changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl(love him more than life), ItAsAkU-LoVeR(Go Sasori-chan!!), animeprincess503

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment

Post this on your profile if you have a hatered for all who dis Tobi. Go Tobi!

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. (I love him so much, it hurts to know he isn't there.)

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR, animeprincess503

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR, animeprincess503

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile

if your friends are idiots and keep u relatively sane copy and paste this into your profile

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, Narutofang91

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Mori Yousei Khickadee15, Narutofang91, animeprincess503

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, pinkcherryblossoms225, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Mori Yousei Khickadee15, Narutofang91, animeprincess503

XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!XoX

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you want child abuse to stop copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to this list: Narutofang91

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If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Sakura

2. Hinata

3. Gaara

4. Kiba

5. Hidan

6. Shikamaru

7. Neji

8. Ino

9. Tenten

10. Temari

11. Sasori

12. Kakashi

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Uhh... no... and I don't think I want to read one...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell yeah! Hotter than most... no, all guys I know.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Eww... gross! Kakashi would have to be blind to get Ino pregnant!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Eh... I suppose...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hidan/Tenten or Hidan/Temari? I'd have to say five/ten. Temari seems as if she would have a rather... large vocabulary...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Umm... Neji would probably kill Kakashi... he seems very protective of Hinata...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Uhh... What if Temari wasn't as scared of Gaara as everyone believed? What if she was actually in love with him? Cared nothing for his faults? And what's this? They aren't blood related?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yeah... I'm a fan of Ino/Sakura

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Uhh... 'The Caged Bird and the Broken Man' I guess... not much of a yaoi person...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Oh hell yeah! Um... plot?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't know what het means... and I have no friends on here... so no.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Again, I have no friends on here! So no!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! I.HAVE.NO.FRIENDS!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Umm... Temari might say... " Yes"?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Oh that's easy! 'Barbie Girl'!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Umm... M for obvious reasons... one being Kakashi is a perv...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Umm... " I bet you'd like to cool down, so why don't I help?"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Umm... " I never knew that a relationship could work between people of the same sex... I'll have to research this..."

20) How emo is Seven?

Umm... I guess he is a little... Not as much as Sasuke-teme though...

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Twilight 10 Commandments

I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.

Remember to keep release dates calendered.

Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.

You shall not kill humans.

You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.

You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.

You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.

You shall not covet Edward.

You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen car