Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Inuyasha, and Outsiders. HIYA! Hello! My name is Jess! I'm 12 and am a fangirl! WOOT WOOT! Anywho, these are my fave fan-couplings: -Sonic The hedgehog- Sonic/Mina or SonMina (Hence my name! Hehe!) Shadow/Tikal (Good and Bad, duh! and it's cute!) -Harry Potter- Draco/Ginny (If you like this coupling, check out 'The coolest and weirdest year at Hogwarts', my first fic!) Blaise/Luna Harry/Hermione (For you, Cece!) Harry/Pancy Ron/Hermione Ron/Padma Fred/Angelina George/Katie -Teen Titans- Beastboy/Raven Kid Flash/Jinx Robin/Starfire Cyborg/Bee --Quotes!-- "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY POWERS OF...CHEESE!"- me "You've got two legs and a heart beat, what's stopping you?"- Inuyasha "I DIDN"T DO IT!"- me "Fly!" Aruo "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr(goes on forever)rrrrrrrrrrrr..."- me "MAGIC SCARF!"- Oki, Yuki "ALL HAIL SESSHOMARU! MASTER OF TEH FLUFF!"- me and Yuki "BANANAS!"- Su, Love Hina "I love you ED!"- Me to Edward Elric in my crazy little mind "I love you Marik!"- Me to Marik Ishtar in my warped litle mind "You need a life, Jess." Chris "ANIME!" Me, Dan, and Aaron "Sorry Haru, ain't gonna happen, me and Shadow, we're a pair. And you...Well...Your an idiot." Kory to Haru "No, it's work Jackie, and I'm no longer up to that challenge."- Rosanne, Rosanne "CANDY CANE CANDY CANE CANDY CANE!"- me "Look! It's Rudolph the Retarded Reindeer!"- me to my candycane reindeer "It's Jazzy Pizzazzy!" That wierd lady from that ranch sauce commercial "MARIK! SESSHY! INU! ALL HOT ANIME GUYS! I AM NOT WORTHY!"- me "Mama, I think it's Dakota's time of the year!" - me to my mom about my guy dog trying to get 'jiggy with it' to my girl dog "OMG! YUKI RAPED SESSHOUMARU!"- Momo "You cheated on Inuyasha with Tokyo, so he cheated on you with San Francisco!" -Yuki to Oki "I swear to God I don't know you people." -me to the two boys at my table in art class. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YUKI! YOU KILLED ROY!"- me to Yuki when she spilled snapple on my Roy key-chain "We come from the place where nuts are free!"- Me and Yuki (mental instutuion) "THE SESSHY FLUFF WENT ON A CRASH DIET!"- Me talking about my white magic scarf. "h h SMILEY FACE!"- Me.You wouldn't understand anyway... "2+2+3=5!" -me "CUP + CAKE = ICECREAM!" Me and Ty "BROWN + RED = BREAD!" Me and Ty "I'M A MANIC! I'M AN IDIOT! I'M A MANIACAL IDIOT! WHOOT!" -me "Giggety whoot"- Aaron "No shit sherlock"- me and Jonny "Oi gawt a fishy!" (Translated 'I got a fishy!') -me Sentancy Quotes 1.Will Grimm- Nice young chap you got there. Village guy- He is my daughter. Will Grimm- And a fine wife he'll make some lucky man! 2. (coming soon!) Talks between me and my friends 1. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YUKI! YOU KILLED ROY!"- me "Can you get me some ketchup?"- Yuki "YUKI! YOU JUST KILLED ROY AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS FRICKEN' KETCHUP?"- me "Yes."- Yuki "Ok."- me 2. "h h SMILEY FACE!"- me "JESS YOU MORON! IT'S JAPANESE WRITING! THEY'RE NOT h'S!- Oki 3. "OMG! I FORGOT HOT TO COUNT! I SAID 2+2+3 EQUALS FIVE!" -me "OH NO! Then whats 2+2+6?" - Tyler "...SEVEN!" -Me (I actually did that in math class. My math teacher got really mad!) 4." I'm not big on the rough kind, Yuki. I like it soft and smooth. Have you ever tried the glow in the dark, spicy cherry kind? Kyo tells me it rocks his world!" -me "Sorry Jess, You can't convert me. I'll always be a fan of the sour lemon kind. But Kakashi Tells me he just LOVES it when we use the kind with spikes." -Yuki "YOU BITCH!" - Oki THOU SHANT GUESS WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT! 5.OKI'S SONG! "I love you, you love me! I am screwing KAKASHI!" -Oki AND DUO TIME! "With a great big moan and a fuck from me to you! Won't you say you'll screw me too!" -Me and Yuki "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I DONT HEAR YOU!" -Momo and Tori 6. WHY OKI HATES ME AND YUKI "OKI AND KAKASHI SITTIN' IN A TREE! F-U-C-K-I-N-G! FIRST COMES REGULAR! NEXTCOMES DOGGIE! THEN COMES OKI MASTURBATIN' WITH SALAMI!" -Me and Yuki 7. "Yuki, wahat's a handjob?"- Tori -SPITS OUT SNAPPLE- me and Oki -Grin- -Yuki 8. "I think they spiked the snapple today" -Oki "Yup" -Me and Yuki 9. -Oki sees spider on wall- "OHHHMYYYGAAAAWWWD!" -Dundun. Dundun. Dundundundundundundundudundun!- "YUKI TURN OFF THE JAWS THEME MUSIC!"- Oki "AWWWWW!" -Yuki 10. -Me and Yuki latch arms and start singing and skipping "ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP! MONKEYS AND RABBITS LOOP-DA-LOOP!" 11. -Me and Yuki latch arms and start singing and skipping- "ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP!"- Me and Yuki "OKI MOVE YOUR FAT ASS SO WE COULD GET THROUGH!"- Me (Note; Oki was conveniantly in front of us when I thought of that!) 12. -Goes up to Yuki and Oki- "Hey-hey! Watch this, watch this." -pulls out $50 dollar bill- "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" -Me -Snatches- -Yuki "WAAAHHHH GIVE IT BACK!" -Me 13. -Gives Yuki bag of peanuts- -ME -Takes out peanut- "Hey OKI!" -Yuki "WHAT!" - Oki -Puts peanut in her mouth and sucks it- "I'm sucking Kakashi's nuts!" -Yuki "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Oki 14. "PSSSST! DAN!" -Me during Social Studies -Sniffs permanent marker- "Wanna sniff?" - Me "Sure!" _sniffs permanent marker- "AHHHH!" -Dan. -Gets marker back- "PSSSSST! TY!" "Sniffs marker again- "Wanna sniff?" - Me "OK!" -Ty 15. "I DID THE MONKEY!" -me "EWWW!" -Oki "NOT THAT WAY YOU PERVERT! THE DANCE! THE DANCE!" -Me 16. "Hey you, you're a Jackass." -Me to this kid named Steven -Seconds later- "YOU DOUCHEBAG!" -Christene to the Steven kid. (He probably didn't hear her.) -seconds later again! lawls- "Hey you!" -runs to catch up with Steven kid- "Christene say you're a douchebag, you asshole!" -me (He was giving my friend Christene a hard time, so she told me to curse off at him. Damn did I have an awesome time cursing off at that kid! He thinks he's soooooooooo cool just because almost every girl in school likes him! But not me! I'm a rebel! You should have heard the guys aroung him go "ooooooooooooooooh!" and "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" because I had dared to call him, mr. ladies man with the cool hair, a Jackass! HA! and all during gym! them teachers are blind at school! And now I'm rambling...) WHOOT! JESSI IS ALIVE AND BRINGS AN UPDATE! AND A NEW STORY! See, the eighth graders in my school have to read this book called the Outsiders, yeah? Well the first thing I noticed while reading the book was all the touching between Johnny and Ponyboy! And I qoute, "I put my arm around his shoulders to warm him up" and many other things!q! Lolz. And Yuki is a large fan of the Soda/Darry/Pony threesome and Pony/Darry and Pony/Soda. I don't mind those so much tho! In fact: YUM! So, I've been reading carious Johnny/Ponyboy fics, and wanted to write one myself. It's somewhat expilcit, but not finished yet. It'll have about 3 or so chapters IF I get reviews COUGH REVIEW COUGH Ahem. Yes. AND ON FOR SOME NEW QUOTIES! 1. Yuki: runs of with Oki's Princess Mononoke bag BUAHAHA! Oki: BITCH! 2. Me: Stuffs a pixie-stick up nose and sniffs AHHHH! OH GOD! AHHH! MY NOSE! IT'S STUCK! STUCK IN MY NOSE! I CAN TASTE IT WHEN I SNIFF! Alora: Sighs and shakes head What a waste os perfectly good Pixie stick... 3. Me and Alora: We take full responsibility...THAT GAARA DID IT! 4. Me and Alora at same time(Not planned!): It's a bird! points right It's a plane! Points left It's the mOOOoOn! points more left It's...MORE BIRDS!points down left 5. Lady doing my haircut: I'm bringin' SWEATY BACK!" Me: BUAHAHA! THA's FooNEh! 6. Me: Dim and Zib forever! Alora: Wtf? Dim and Zib? Me: Erm, I meant to say... Alora: Yeah. I know. -_-" Me: Their Dib and Zim's children! Alora: YEAH! |
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