--Random stuff--

When life gives you lemons, you throw them right back and tell it to make their own damn lemonade.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.(I'm the 1%)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I ran with scissors and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

I threw a wish in the well.

That math class would go to hell.

I guess dreams don't come true,

Because I wished it was gone.

Now we're learning PEMDAS.

How much longer can we last?

Half an hour 'til we're done,

Then we can go and run.

The teacher is droning.

Everyone is zoning.

I am almost moaning.

When can we go have some fun?

Hey, this is math class.

And I just hate thee,

But here's a pencil,

So stab me maybe.

And it's hard to focus…

Without going crazy!

But here's a pencil,

So stab me maybe.

You talk to me all the time.

I'm silent just like a mime.

I never talk back to you,

But I get in trouble too.

The teacher always will scream:

"Just how dumb do I seem?

You will learn this math,

Or you will taste my wrath!"

Before you came into my life,

I was so happy

I was so happy

I was so ha-happy.

Before you came into my life,

I was so happy

Now I feel crappy,

So stab me maybe?

Hey, this is math class.

And I just hate thee,

But here's a pencil,

So stab me maybe.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

--Team crafted--

1. Sky

2. Jason

3. Ty

4. Mitch

5. Fluffy

6. SSundee

7. TBNRFrags

8. CaptainSparklez

9. NoochM

10. Mr.Woofless

You find Number One making breakfast for Number Six: Everyone panic! Sky is making food with butter

Number One has decided to date Number ten: Not happening, I don't think they ever met

Number Three asked you out on a date: Cool, but I don't like him so much

Number four is pregnant and Number nine has admitted to being the father: I could see that happening...

Number 8 and Number 4 have just met and are now fighting: Over the Hunger Games. Yep.

Number Two has decided to kiss Number 5: O_O

Number Seven has lost his contact lenses: Preston has contacts?? cool

Number One is going through depression right now...who will cheer him up: Nooooo Skkky!!! I think Ty would cheer him up #skylox

Number 10 has decided to steal your pillows: NO!! Bad Woofless!!!

Number Three wants to eat all your candy: Ty... THESE ARE MY CANDY AND MINE FOR KEEPING!!

Number one has just learned what his sin is. What is it: Overdose of Butter. Yippee.

Number Eight has just found out that he died and is not happy: NYUUUUU!!! JORDAN!! May you be safe in the treehouse with Jerry...

Number Five is being bullied by Numbers One and Three. What's your reaction: Bad Sky and Ty!!!

Number Four has made Number One feel bad: REVENGE FOR FLUFFY!! #Merome

--About me!--

Listen I'm the awesome person I'm in love with the Percy Jackson series. AND TOTALLY I'M LOVE WITH LEO VALDEZ AND ANYONE THAT TAKES LEO AWAY WILL BE HIT WITH MY WOODEN SPOON!!!!!

I ran with scissors and lived!

Age: 12

Height: 5' 2"

Live: Florida

Best Friend: laugh live percabeth

So i love Percy Jackson's series

percabeth Percy/annabeth

thalico Thalia/nico

i just love Percy and annabeth together awesome couple

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron when I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse when I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico when I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team.

I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle.

Yellow duffel bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Spiders. What the Athena cabin is afraid of

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy.

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Leo. the boy on fire and one of the seven He's awesomeful!

Mark of Athena. the book we can't wait for

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Styx. The river that helped win the war.

--About God and Jesus--

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Now I sit me down in school

where praying is against the rule.

For this great nation under God

finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,

it violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,

that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,

to quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,

we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,

study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

no word of God must reach the crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,

when chaos reings the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,

Please pass this on.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven

--scary stuff--

DON'T READ DON'T READ DON'T READ!! JUST DONT READ please skip it don't be funny just skip it.

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT!!!

There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about it