Hey, I’m Layla!
And I’m Tempy! It’s short for Temperance.
We’ve just started this account, so we’ll update here when we get the chance!
Our stories are completely dedicated to Twilight, the bestestest book series ever!!
We’ll have more of our friends joining us later! –coughcoughRiverGinevraandKrissycoughcough-
Most of our stories are only written for humor.
The occasional serious romance will have ‘Layles’ in the summery to show that it’s written by the romaciholic of the group.
Thanks, and enjoy our stories!
For other Twilight stories, check out my solo account, angel-phantom-babii. (Plug, plug)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes yours and says "RUN, RETARD, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will visit you in jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people is insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

If you support the 'Make Edward change Bella into a vampire' club, Copy and paste this into your profile.

Huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, grades before partying, and friends before love.