![]() Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, and Wicked. Hi. I'm Auuuuuuuuuuuuudriana. I'm a junior in high school, and I love SS/HG, DM/HG, and LM/HG. Hi, this is my profile. Um, yeah, so I'm gonna put some quotes up. You'll probably only get them if you were there. Some are on Madame De Lioncourt's profile. "What is spacing out? Okay, so there could be a car on fire in the back of them room and then an elephant could come and pee on it and then a phoenix would rise out of the flames and you would miss it all because you were spacing out." - Mr. Buchy...just wow "Hold the pencil like a pencil." - Mr. Buchy "I never really put you down as a neo-hippie...Peace, child!" - Mr. Buchy...wow i have so many more of him it's not funny "Is is some kind of...squad??" Jeffrey Ramspacher "Karma's a bitch." - Ms. Arnold "Mr. Perez, that big fat monster..." - Mr. Bozzuto "NOBODY MOVE! I've lost my brain..." Jack Sparrow's schizophrenic self in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (best freaking quote ever) On Friday, April 20th, 2007, Jeff Ramspacher got molested by a priest! It's true. The priest like felt him. "I look like a woman." LAWL - Jake Liberatore "I hate screwing in this position." -this kid named Nick at Summer Stage "My friends -do you understand the words that are coming out of my face?!" -Mr.Hopkins "I WANT you to look like a PEACOCK!!" -Sean "When you hold a hamster, all its fat goes to its head." -My sister, Sarah "Chastity Day sucks." -Ryan "Chris, please slide in." -Mr.Hunger "I was wondering why my finger was wet." -Rossana "Yellow pants! Can I do him?!" -Gina, referring to Pete Wentz in aspread on Fall Out Boy in Entertainment Weekly "What is Sea World closed down?" -Ryan "Oh my God! Where would frank swim?!" -Me "Regina, get on your knees in front of Sean." -Mrs. Wetzel, my english/ss teacher "I want a stuffed Phanatic!" -Me "...for those of you who receive in your hand..." -Ms. McGeever (on the Eucharist) My prediction in the yearbook is being arrested for stalking Gerard Way. "JEFF! I like your nipples!!" -Tristan Random Quotes "When you start, you have to push your legs (in)." -Jackie, one of my swim coaches "Jesus got nailed." -Jeff "Jesus is harder." Jeff ( he actually is Jesus in our school Passion Play) "Yo, Tim just called me gay, so now i'm gay. You're a slut." -Anthony "Actually you call guys man-whores." -I forget "You're a man-whore, Tim." Anthony, as soon as it got all quiet when the bell rang. "Hermione is sexy!" Jamie from book club, with a response of "Uncle Cornelius is sexy!" from Steph, referring to the Good Touch Bad Touch Program. "It's not painful, is ist?" -Louis, in IWTV "I'm halfway up on Vince." -Chris...Vince is this really ugly guy with weird eyebrows... "Mine haven't," said George, through clenched teeth. "They're throbbing like mad...feel bigger if anything..." "'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!' "'Ron we're supposed to show the first years where to go!' "'You're dead, Potter' Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Jack Sparrow:I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander. - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall. "What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. "What- am I supposed to be frightened of - pillows or something?" Draco: "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments." "Is Bill here?" he (Harry) asked. "I thought he was working in Egypt." ...Little Ronnie, a prefect...Oh, I'm all of a dither!" She Mrs. Weasley gave Ron yet another kiss on the cheek, sniffed loudly, and bustled from the room Fred and George exchanged looks. "You could take my head or my body and put it between your fingers." -Mr. Hunger "Put the sticks and the balls in the same box." -Mr.Hopkins "Top ten...um...tons..." -Me "Did you just say 'Toto, I'm fishing?'" Lauren "No, I said top ten tons. But anyway, Toto, I'm fishing."- Me "Oh." -Lauren "I'm fingering her hole." -Rossana, as I burst out laughing. "You know what I mean, the hole in her jeans." "Don't alter the chicken." -Me "Mine's longer!!" -Jeff, as the bell rang and it got all quiet. A Conversation between Mike and I: "Smile..everytime I see you, you're always, like..." Mike makes a frown. "This." "You expect me to smile when I have to do a 200 IM and a 200 Free?" - Me Looks down at paper and starts to laugh. "Yeah, but you only have a 50 Free now, so stop complaining. "Next week I think I'll put you in the 200 IM, the 200 Free, the 100 Butterfly, and the 100 backstroke." -Mike (aka the torture events) I love pie!" - Caroline Remmen "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt" and "Don't touch my dirt!" - Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates 2 "Who names their kid Rossana?" - Rossana "Your mom!" -Me "Hobos are nice." -Me "Next week I'll bring in my PowerPoint Karaoke. I call it my Computeroke." -Mrs. Gibbone "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" -Steven Wright. "I've been accused of vulgarity, I say that's bullshit" -Mel Brooks "USA today has come up with a new suvery; apparently 3/4 people make up 75 of the population." -David Letterman "Male Vampires can't get pregnant!" -Me and Rossana "Only on Tuesdays." -some of my friends "It's the Crayon Guillotine!" -Rossana "Don't touch my pants!" -Me and Rossana "I gotta pee..." - Me and Lauren "On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)" - SlytherinGirl "My name's not Bob anymore! It's 'Arry! 'Arry Potter! This is what I learned at Hogwarts! Accio-" Looks around for something. "-Dumpster!! AAHHH!!" -Me "I was never a Breaststroker." - my swim coach, Mike ( he's, like, 26) "I'm illin'" -Mimi Marquez Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman. NO DAY BUT TODAY!! |
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