If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

hummm.. from the movie it would be Jasper (jackson rathbone) cuz' he is soo hot

from the book it is easy cuz' it would be Alice so i can ask her about my future

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
some..y u wanna kno?
What are you dreading right now?
my parents comeing and yelling 4 not doing anything...
Have you ever been on your school's track team?
Psh. I can't even walk in a straight line right. What makes you think I can run in circles?
Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Ask me what I haven't done to a vending machine. It's much more interesting.
Are you cocky?
sometimes...
Could you live without a computer?
Most likely not.
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
3
Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
I wouldn't call anyone. Having that much money... I'd want it to stay secret and in my bank account for as long as possible.
Is anyone on your bad side now?
I don't have a bad side. I'm pure goodness. =P
Do you have a dishwasher?
no..it's all about these magical hands..=)
What brand are your pants right now?
Is this really necessary?...but if u must kno they are hot topic
What brand is your digital camera?
can u say kodak moment?
Do you watch movies with your parents?
Yes. it is pure torture.
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
yes, thanks to my barbie(i hate that hoe) of a sister...
Do you go online everyday?
Yes. doses not everyone?
Will you pass this survey on to 5 people?
No.

my favorites in order

1.Edward
2. Bella
3. Jacob
4. jasper
5.emmett

6. Carlisle
7. alice
8. esme
9. Charlie
10. Quill
11. Seth
12. Nessie

) Have you ever read a Six/twelve fanfic before?
ewwww no !! gamp/ grandaughter?? dat wrong

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
ttly... i love jasper!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
There both girls! Thats just impossible.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
yes but he always ends up beating bella :O

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bell and Carlisle.!! yay!! dat is soooo hot!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
5/10 ... less problems than 5/9

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
nope dat would neva happen cuz she would stop it befor it even started..

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

"bff 4eva"

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
maybe but only as mother/son fic cuz otherwise it would be wrong (we aint in alabama)

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
aunt and Niece (nothin gross)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
good job jasper ..plot: jasper turns gay and then steals edward from bella ...duh(basic stuff)

12) Know of anyone who reads Three het?
?

13) Know of anyone who writes about or draws Eleven?
Think no..

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Maybe, if they horny cuz jasper and emmett fing bella is kinda hot!!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
he imprinted on a baby... dat would be inmposibe so he screams "hhhaannddsss!!"(hands..lol)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?
a bff song - can't think of 1 rit now though

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: GUYS ARE WAYYY OVER-PROTECTIVE

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"How you doin?" Very Joey Tribbiani.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
very mother/daughter

20) How emo is Seven?
None.. she too hyper

21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title.
the heat between two gay bff's

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
- Buster Keaton

Isn’t it funny how the people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.
- Unknown

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
- Unknown

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers

Seen it all, done it all, heard it all...just can't remember it all. - Unknown

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. - Unknown

Laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
- Hugh Sidey

I hate Mike and Jessica and Eric. Tyler is okay.

Angela is my fave non-vampire school kid.

You say Akon-I say Three Days Grace
You say Britney Spears-i say Led Zepplein
You say little wayne- i say Aerosmith
You say Jonas Brothers-i say Queen
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Evanescense
You say rap-I say rock
You say pop-I say metal
You say hip hop- I say any rocker can outsing top 40 today
92 of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop.If your one of the 8 who still thinks rock is best, and that pop/hip hop/rap isn't even REAL music, copy and paste

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout 'Jump assholes.

Things That Piss Me Off...
-M/B (mike and bella)
-Stupid love stories that are completely overdone and totally predictable.
-People who start a fantastic fic and stop writing after the second chapter.
-Drivers who don't use turn signals. I mean... it only takes one second to push the lever! What the hell is wrong with you?
-Cell phones.
-my family
-my dogs vomit.
-people who r to chicken to ride on costers from six flags (dee).

A Survey

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
my sister told me i was stupider than a baby chimp

Where are you?
Sitting on a chair -duh

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
the ceiling, then my killer stereo

What's the last thing you ate?
pop...(but u said ate & that is a drink)so...PIZZA

What's your personality like?
i have no idea :)

Who do you have a crush on?
every hot.. emo, skater, reader, writer,or smart, guy ...

What was the last thing you thought?
the answer to the last question

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
can u say h-o-t t-o-p-ic?

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
nothing

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
i'm bored :(

What's it like being you?
awsome.. reading rocks my sockes

What are your thoughts on writing?
very difficult... but worth it

How tall are you?
I am 5'1- -sniff

i'm pocket fun sized!!

What book are you currently reading?
the host by stephenie meyer ( again)

What music are you listening to?
...degenerates by scary kids scaring kids

What was the last site you visited?
other than fanfiction, fb

What was the last thing you cooked?
soup (i really am lazy) :o

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
black and pinkish

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
i don't know

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
three

Have you ever been water-skiing?
No

What is the weather like?
hot , really hot and sunny...gross i'm sticky

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?
no just relaxing.

Anything else?
nope

Other Names

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): karizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): blackpanda

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): nobroad

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):monkalma

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): red-pop

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): anoafja

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black baby