If you're new, it gets better from like the third chapter. "But I don't like the ship/the gay." That sounds like a you problem, dawg; you've signed a contract by reading this. Come on, there are pop culture references like in the good Family Guy and bad Simpsons episodes. If you're a classic reader, it gets better with time. I'm not talking about the fic, that stays the same.

(Based on Five Nights at Freddy's) The new Freddy Frazbear's Pizzeria security guard's shift takes an unexpected turn when he meets one of the animatronics, Foxy the Pirate.