Hi there!!!!

I finished the Mark of Athena. When I completed it, I threw it on the floor, jumped on it, threw it out the window, climbed downstairs, retrieved my book, and read it again. All while I was in tears. I still can't believe it.

WHY PERCY AND ANNABETH????!?!!?!! CURSE YOU RICK RIORDAN FOR HAVING THE BEST CLIFFHANGERS!!! I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE NOTHER FRICKEN YEAR FOR THE BOOK TO COME OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHH-

GO FOLLOW MY ALL PERCY JACKSON INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT @percyjackson_addict! YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!*

I CHECK MY EMAIL EVERY 5 SECONDS WHEN I POST A NEW CHAPTER OF A STORY!! MAKE ME HAPPY AND WRITE A REVIEW SO I DON'T HAVE TO CRY ABOUT WASTING MY TIME (and life) CHECKING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! HAVE A GOOD DAY!!

It pisses me off when my family or friends email me and I get false hope thinking that it's a reviewer, favorite, or follower and I get very mad when I find out it's not, so make my day and review!

Obviously, by my pen name, you can tell that I AM A TRUE PERCY JACKSON FAN! Probably about 95% of the stuff I read on here is anything that has to do with Percy Jackson in someway. The other 5% is Hunger Games, The Mysterious Benedict Society, and Kane Chronicles.

OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS

I WANT TO BE IN ( THE REAL) CAMP HALF-BLOOD RIGHT NOW

If you already noticed that I use the ! mark a lot, well then get used to it!

RICK RIORDAN IS THE GREATEST AUTHOR IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!

Name: Hailey

Favorite vacation place?: Hawaii

Age?: 13

Birthday?: August 3

Do you like your name?: It's pretty cool

Siblings?: Half brother Percy and another half monster/brother Tyson

Single or in a relationship?: :( need to say more?

Eyes: Blue like the calm ocean

Hair: Dark brown, a few inches down my shoulders

Hobbies: Swimming

Guilty Pleasure?: Double stuff Oreos (The lighting thief anyone?)

Hugs or kisses?: Hugs they're so warm and fuzzy like my dolphin slippers :D

Summer or winter?: Summer because that's when I go to camp.

Favorite Song?: Wannabe By the Spice Girls (what! Stop staring at me!)

Last thing you ate?: Double stuff Oreos

Favorite subject in school: Gym because I'm the most athletic in my class (Thanks to camp)

Shoe size?: 8 1/2 why do you need to know this?

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

3/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

7/10

Yaay! Poseidon is TOTALLY AWESOME

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

0/10

Yeah... Well I can agree with that. Pretty much every 10 things up there describes the complete opposite of me.

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. (If that includes a 1' by 2' city tiny thing filled with green)
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian. (NO)
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

ehhh..

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10 Athena's cool

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

7/10 I'm really more of a music person than an artist person... But I'm tied with Poseidon.

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

6/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. (HA! Wait, you're not joking?)
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10 yyeeeaaaahhhh...

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

2/10 It's not that I'm not pretty... I hope... OH MY GODS I'M FREAKING OUT!!!

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

4/10

Okay so, I'm tied in with Poseidon or Apollo. Both are really cool and awesome. BUT I just recently got claimed and so I'm the daughter of Poseidon! Yay!

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!

If you noticed, I'm very random.

Who else though the Percy Jackson and the Olympians move SUCKED. CUZ IT DID.I can make a whole list of stupid mistakes but I'm not gonna write it down because the list is to long. BUT the biggest mistake was the story line! It had like nothing similar. THE STUPID PEARLS WERE A GIFT. And ANNABETH IS BLOND HAIRED. Lastly to put you out of your misery THEY WERE LIKE 17 WHEN THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 12 AAARRRRGGGGGJHHHHH NOW ME MAD GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Now time for cool useless things that are funny that I have copy pasted to make my bio look really long!!!!!

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
When my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
Whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
Whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
Whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
Whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
Whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
Whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason
whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper
whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo
when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth
when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy
when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel
when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank
when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian
when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun
when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO
wherever I may go...

I promise to remember Rick Riorden

for making these awesome characters!!!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Gods of Olympus Pledge!!!

I promise to remember Ares
each time I hear of World War II...

I promise to remember Athena
whenever I hear of a loom...

I promise to use the internet
for Hermes' sake of course...

I promise to remember Poseidon
whenever I ride a horse...

I promise to remember Zeus
whenever lightning fills the sky...

I promise to remember Hera
every time a guy makes a girl cry...

I promise to remember Aphrodite
whenever I see a girdle made of gold...

I promise to remember Apollo
when the sun is very bold...

I promise to remember Artemis
when the moon shines in the night...

I promise to remember Hades
when the darkness gives me a fright...

I promise to remember Demeter
whenever a daughter moves away...

I promise to remember Hephaestus
when someone never gets their way...

I promise to remember Dionysus
whenever I am at a party...

I promise to remember Hestia
when someone's smile is very hearty...

Yes, I promise to remember The Gods
wherever I may go...

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You know eventually, you will meet Percy.
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you worry about the strangley huge guys
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs therapy.
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
You always have around your 'magical item' with you at all times.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of
You as well read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Percabeth-obsessed people. I am DEFINITELY one of those people)
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the next book.
You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming another & completely better movie.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- She's a hunter, and has a temper. . . .

-Athena- Hates Percy, and tries to break up Percabeth! D:

-Dionsyus- Can make people go crazy. . . -shiver-

-Nico- Can kill you!

-Percy- Gods, he's the best swordsman ever!

-Frank- Can turn into anything. . . -scared-

-Annabeth- She has so many strategies, kind of a no-brainer. Haha, that's such a good pun! :D

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you and pray to Zeus to kill he him (not that I
have any experience.)
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You'll name your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You think your math teacher is a evil monster.
You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)
You have at least one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (although i dont have a golden drachama)
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy
You just have to research more about greek mythology
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over, if not all
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
You try to find camp half blood.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book
You have total nervous breakdowns when you have just finished the last book and cannot wait until fall for the next
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr
You plan to name your children after the PJO characters
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (That's just a little more weird than I am...)
You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
You try to talk to horses
You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. omg and I thought I was the only one! Wait... I still am :(
You try to breathe underwater... Heh heh...
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement
You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them
You think about PJatO all day. (You know it!)
Every one of your thought revolves around PJO
You're more excited about Percy's birthday than yours
When ever you read page 60 in the Son Of Neptune, you scream out loud, WHY NICO, WHY???? (I do it every time.)
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. ( IT IS!!! IT IS!!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

IF YOU HATE PERACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE PJO then copy this onto ur profile

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

Post this on your profile if you are waiting for someone to be the Percy to your Annabeth. Meaning that even in a goddess steals his memories, he will always remember you.

If you're a PJO or HO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you think LEO VALDEZ IS THE MOST AWESOME SON OF HESPHETEUS EVER, copy & paste

Turn to page 40 in a random book and type what line 2 says:

During third grade, a man in a black trench coat had stalked me on the playground. -The Lightning Thief.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 80, and find line 4.

Seven seemed to be made out of solid gold, which gleamed so much in the sunlight it was almost impossible to look at. -The Lightning Thief.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch

My bro Percy

3. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A roar from the woods near my cabin.

4. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A minute ago. Walking to my cabin with my friend Rowan

5. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My buddy Rowan

6. What are you wearing?

A Camp Half-Blood tee shirt and skinny jeans

7. Did you dream last night?

DID I! It would take up pages just to explain it though...

8. When did you last laugh?

A few seconds ago when I reached out my left arm and hit Percy

Grab your nearest book

The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan

Okay, what word is on page 100, sentence 5 and word 10

around

Cool, so what word is on page 169, sentence 19 and word 6

us

Alright, what word is on page 48, sentence 7, word 9

"Grover!" (Okay so sentence 7 only has one word so I just did that.)

Now, which word is on page 83, sentence 4, word 8

Dyslexia Again, not enough words, so I just chose the coolest word :)

A B O U T . Y O U.

What is your name?

Hailey

What do you want to do?

Go outside and a) Do sword fighting b) do archery c) go canoeing d) go down to the beach e) steal a strawberry or d) go on an adventure with my friends. Or just lie down and go to sleep!

Where do you wanna live?

Already Live where I wanna and I'm safe.

Do you make your bed daily?

Have to or else the harpies will eat me. (eep!)

What is the wackiest thing on earth?

The fact that monsters keep coming back to it. Grrrrrrrr.

Favorite thing to do?

SWIM!!!!

Name one funny thing that happened to a teacher.

She slipped on a noodle. (don't ask how it got there... just... don't.)

How many male friends do you have?

A lot now that I'm in camp. Just stay away from the Hermes boys if you want to lose your wallet.

Do you want a boyfriend?

Well... There's this one guy...

Do you believe in magic?

If I didn't then why would I be where am now?

What gives you nightmares?

When either myself or my friends are in trouble or is going to be.

What is the weirdest dream you ever had?

Other than all the "normal" dreams I would have, the weirdest was that I was half asleep/ half awake and lying in bed. I was really sick and wanted a drink of water which was only an arm length away but I was way to tired so I just stared at it. Then suddenly, Grover, the satyr, poofed out of no where. He was in satyr form so the bottom half of his body was goat. Anyway, he looked at me, then started waving his arms around and said like a magician would say, he said "drink the water!!!". With that, he disappeared to no where. I got up, and drank the water. THIS IS A TRUE STORY I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP I SWEAR ON THE RIVER STYXS!!!!

Questions!

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

The Beach. It's just a place for me to unwind.

2. Which PJO Character Would You Date?

Hmmmm...

3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Thalia. Most definitely Thalia.

4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?

D-R-E-W. DREW she is such a (kids needed parental consent)!

5. Your Favorite PJO book?

Don't make me choose! I'm hyperventilating! They're all so good!

6. Your Favorite PJO Character?

Same as number 5.

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

For the girls Artemis. For the guys, Poseidon.

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Act cool and not act like I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN EVER. I'm done.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Hmm... I would say Thalia. She just seems like the neutral choice

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

I would take Percy. With him, we could get off that island with our awesome water powers.

11. Apollo (or Hermes) asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

I would female dog slap him, curse him out, get all the gods to use all their mighty powers on him, then throw him off Olympus while Hephaestus screams "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, HUH?". Yeah. I'll do that ;)

12. Favorite PJO Pairing?

Percabeth all the way hehehehe.

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

We will hang out and look at all the cool things there.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Be at Camp-Half Blood with my buddys.

15. Favorite PJO Quote?

Same as number 5 and 6.

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Same as 5, 6, and 15. Are you serious that you're making me choose?

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

OOO, OOO!!! I have this one. When Percy firsts meets him and Nico is being reallllllly annoying but he was so cute before he went all emo and stuff :(

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Hmm...

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

Okay, I think we can all agree that there are waaaay to many!

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Really? REALLY? This is a question? I'm ashamed.

Whats the last book you read?

The Son Of Neptune for like the 50th time.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My friend Hank. He asked me "Hey, what are you doing?" and I said, "Updating my Fanfiction profile." Then he said "Get up, I need to update my ForestFace profile." Then I was like "Who does ForestFace anymore?" Then he said "I DO!" Then I said "FanFiction is way more important." Then he started playing Justin Bieber on his reed pipes and I HAD TO GET UP before my ears exploded.

Where are you?

I stole Annabeth's computer, after the reed pipes incident and Hank, in her cabin then I walked down to the dock to type which is what I am doing now.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

A canoe resting on the dock for some strange reason...

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Answering this question. Gods

What's it like being you?

Hard in an awesomely way

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

I'm outside on the canoe dock...

What is the weather like?

Sunny, like how it always is here

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

Hm... If you count camp a vacation... Which I do!

What's your favorite article of clothing?

My Camp Half-Blood tee shirt (and my skinny jeans!!!!)

One word that would best describe you?

Adventurous

What does your user name mean?

It means what it says :D

What made you smile today?

I completed the rock climbing wall without dying! (I'm a little scorched though...)

Have you ever been in a fight?

Oooooh yeah.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Annabeth!

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Percy! But if I have a boy and a girl, I'm not going to name them both that. Then it could be weird for them. You knew, because of Percabeth. If I have another boy, then I would name him Leo. If I had another girl I would name her Thalia.

If you could be any book character, who would you be?

Thaila from PJO. You know, cuz she's awesome like me!

Weird thing that happened to me when I was little was:
Every time I would get mad or angry, the water pipes in my city would burst... Hmm...

This Is A Christmas Song About Percy Jackson

Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight,

a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank,

some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank,

as he foiled Zeus' plot,

Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

Facts of Life:

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. (OR but only if the pen is riptide.)

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Percabeth.

This song is called Love Story for Percy and Annabeth

We were both young, when I first saw you,
I close my eyes and the flashback starts,
I'm sittin' there,
Feeding you nectar and ambrosia squares.

See you drool, hear you snoring so loudly,
Watch you as you finally wake
And then I'm lost,
In your on-going eyes.

But you're a Seaweed Brain
And I'm a brainiac,
And my mother said
Stay away from Annabeth
And I was crying on the inside,
While begging you please don't go.

And I said,
Seaweed Brain let me
Help defeat your enemies,
If they wanna reach you
First they'll have to go through me,
You'll be the hero and,
I'll be your asset
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

So I sneak out
To the lake's shore to see you,
We keep quiet
'Cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes,
Escape your burden for a little while.

Oh, oh, 'cause your head's full of kelp
And I'm an owl head,
And my mother said
Stay away from Annabeth
But you were everything to me,
I was begging you please don't go.

And I said,
Seaweed Brain let me
Help defeat your ememies
If they wanna reach you
First they'll have to go through me,
You'll be the hero and,
I'll be your asset
It's a love story
Baby just say yes

Kelp Head, save me
She's trying to tell me how to feel,
This life is difficult,
But it's the real deal,
Don't be afraid we'll
Make it out of this mess,
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you would really ever be mine,
My faith in us was fading,
When I met you on the border line,

And I said,
Perseus, save me,
I've been feeling so alone,
Do you love me?
'Cause I really need to know
Is this in my head?
I don't know what to think,
He grabbed both my hands and
Smiled at me and said

Be my girl, Wise Girl,
You'll never have to be alone,
I love you and that's all I really know,
I talked to your mom she
Finally quit her protest,
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

Oh, oh…oh, oh, oh…

'Cause we were both young, when I first saw you…

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When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste about PJO into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Well where do you think I got these copies & pastes?)

Things Percy Jackson Taught Me:

1. Names have power.

2. Being outnumbered doesn't matter.

3. You can't run away from your fears forever.

4. Everyone has a fatal flaw.

5. Don't judge a book by its cover.

6. Everyone has problems.

7. You can find friends in the oddest of places.

8. Friends are always there for you.

9. Your going to be okay.

10. Sometimes, it takes guys (Or girls) years to take a hint.

11. Your family could be way worse.

12. Sometimes, the bad guys aren't as bad as you think.

13. Life Goes On.

PROPHECIES The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned, You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned. You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend, And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone. You shall find what you seek and make it your own. But fear for your life entombed within stone And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains. One shall be lost in the land without rain. The bane of Olympus shows the trail. Campers and Hunters combined prevail. The titan's curse nust one withstand, And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze, The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise. You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand. The child of Athena's final stand. Destroy with the hero's last breath, And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods Shall reach sixteen against all odds And see the world in endless sleep. The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap. A single choice shall end his days Olympus, to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, To storm or fire the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

LOST HERO PROPHECY:

Child of Lightning, beware the earth, The giants' revenge the seven shall birth, The forge and dove shall break the cage, And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

THE SON OF NEPTUNE SORTA-PROPHECY(S):

'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.' AND To the north, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown Falling from ice, the son of Neptune shall drown Wisdom's daughter walks alone the Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

"Hey Everybody! These two aren't human! Their half Greek God!"..."They don't seem to care."-Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

"We need to find the dam snack bar"-Zoe Nightshade.

"You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy The Dragon?"-Jason Grace.

... "The grass is green, Artemis pleads for my help, I am so awesome."-Apollo, the ever-so-amazing God of Poetry.

"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?" "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?" "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."-Aphrodite and Percy, The Titans Curse.

"Erre es korakas Blinky! I shall have your soul!"-Mr.D, referring to PacMan.

"You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy.

"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'-Percy and Chiron.

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"With great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."-Nico.

"Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"-Tyson.

"What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"-Percy

"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."

"How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub." -Charon and Percy

"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!" -Blackjack and Mr. D

"It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one." -Percy Jackson

"Can't we just call them evil storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."-Leo Valdez(Love him)

"Trust me Leo, beautiful people never lie."-Piper Mclean.

"You drool when you sleep."-My favorite character, Annabeth Chase.

"Die!"-Gleeson Hedge.

"How about I kill them first, and if it turns out their innocent, I'll apologize."-Gleeson Hedge.

"Thats what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts."-Leo

"I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!"-Leo Valdez

"This is the Wilderness School. 'Where the Kids are animals" -Piper Mclean

"Hera: Ohh, Thalia Grace, when I get out of here, you'll be sorry you were ever born. Thalia: Save it! You've been nothing but a curse to every child of Zeus for ages. You sent a bunch of intestinally challenged cows after my friend Annabeth Hera: She was disrespectful! Thalia: You dropped a statue on my legs. Hera: It was an accident! Thalia: AND you took my brother"-Hera(Hate Her), and Thalia Grace(She rocks)

"You need to eat more cereal."-Demeter

Hey there. Still reading? I love you, and Percy Jackson