Hey Peoples!!

Hiyo! My name's Danielle (and seeing as I don't know whose reading this (STALKER) that's all I'm gonna say). (Nice try though.) I live somewhere in New York, so keep guessing. I am curently a high school student, but when I graduate I am going on a cross-country road trip to Washington. More specifically, a little town I like to call Forks. Of course, I'll stop along the way and sight see. I'm also gonna see Pheonix, Arizona. Wow, I just wrote a lot of stuff that nobody cares about.

Welcome to my profile. I'm not sure what to put on this so I'm gonna start with the fact that I am a HUGE Twilight fan. It is the best book in the world and I LOVE EDWARD!! My icon is a picture of the beach at LaPush. I was at my friends' softball game and some of the tree branches in the distance looked like letters and one of them was an "E" and my friends and I made up all these sayings about what it could mean (a.k.a. sayings with "Edward" in them). I even named the humungoest tree ever, the one in my back yard, EDWARD and everyone loves it because it's huge and, quite frankly, because it's named EDWARD.

Classic Moments:

~ 'Your hair is so stiff'-Sam, 'um, ok'-me, 'ya, like derek'-Jess, (pause), 'EWWWW'-all of us

~ I love Twitchy Dolphins-Nicole

~ Caroline will do anything for free stuff (if you don't know...trust me you don't want to)

~ 'All living things are made of 'corks'...wait...shut up, I meant to write cells. It's just that...um...idk, just SHUT UP'-me (unfortunately)

~ '...easy access'-Michelle (who else?)

~ 'OMG, he gave me a pencil, he must like me!'-Nicole

~ 'In The Pearl, where did they find the pearl?'-Nicole, 'oh, idk, in the forest? (sarcasm)'-me, 'really?'-N, 'yeah, it was in a tree (more sarcasm)'-me, 'ok'-N (and starts to write that as the answer)

~ 'what does 'porn' mean?'-(I would say her name but, I would feel bad, so let's just call her Tina), 'if you don't know, we're not gonna tell you'-me, Jess, and Eden, 'come on guys, if you don't tell me I'm gonna go look it up on Google'-Tina, 'ok Tina, you do that and see what you get'-us

(I'll Add More When I Get A Chance)

You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

OME, I Think The Following List Is SOOOOOOOO Funny!!

15 things to do in Walmart..SOO FUNNY!:

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

AMAZING STUFF I SAW ON OTHER PEOPLE'S PROFILES:

Twilight Copy-and-Patses:

~If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

~If you're a proud stalker and an obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

~If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

~I find something to like in everything, even Jacob Black

~All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in movies or books (Edward Cullen).

~Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)

~Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.

~Edward's so hot he can set the house on fire.

~If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts from Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile

~I knew that my addiction to Twilight was getting dangerous when I added "Volterra" to my computer's dictionary

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is when you scream your head off about a certain actor that may or may not be playing the most perfect vampire ever...in the middle of choir. Crazy is when you and your friends have a whole elaborate plan set up to kill the actor playing Edward just because nobody is good enough to play the part of the most amazing/hotest guy in all of eternity. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Other Stuff:

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

~If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you and your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

~If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep) XxBellaxCullenxX (only til like one am, but i started at 4pm, i can't stay up late i'm a weenie), GlassHeart17(for hours on end baby), indianaxxjones, SilyBeaytifulOversensitiveGirl (4 and a half hours is my record), Wildhrtgrrl

~If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

~If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

~If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

~If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.

~If you think Max ( from Max and Ruby) should buy a bazooka and blow Ruby's brains out copy and Paste this in your profile .

~If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

~My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

~Between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried.

~If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

~If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

~If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

~If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.

~If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile.

~An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

~Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

~All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

~When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

~Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

~Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

~Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

~Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

~Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

~Education is important, school however, is another matter.

~Music is love in search of word.

~Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

~I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

~Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

~I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

~The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

~When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

~Come join the dark side

~If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

~Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

~I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

~Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

~A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

~When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

~My favorite word is sarcasm.

~Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

~There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

~Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

~Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

~Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

~I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

~Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

~Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

~Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

~Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

~We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

~Music is in my soul

~Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

~iPods were gifts from the gods

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It"s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird.

~Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. Deal. With. It.

~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

~Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world?

~My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

~Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

~I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

~All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

~I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

~EMO kids have cool hair.

~EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

~Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

~You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

~Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

~Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

~Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

~I ran with scissors, and lived!

~Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

~I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

~Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

~YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

~I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

~Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

~My heart is not a playground

~I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

~I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

~If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

~You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

~I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

~News from the file marked "DUH"

~They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelley BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people. Do you?

~Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

~If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

~You're happy, I'm happy, you cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

~I think that people on sugar highs should be banned from computers.

~I cant spel too sav mi lyfe

~The semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it.