"Alice, what do you mean when you say I'm already married?" "I meant just that, Edward. You can't get married because you're married, and since 1926. But it all doesn't make sense." "Then, apart from the fact that I've been married without my knowledge, what else doesn't make sense?" "Your wife was born in 1979." "What the f…?" "That's exactly what I thought when I read that line."

"Sometimes, the most bravest thing you can do is falling in love with someone or in your case, trusting him again after he's hurt you like he did, with your heart. But, the question we are asking ourselves is; Are you going to be coward about it or be the Gryffindor you're famed to be and go get the man whose giving you his unbeating heart with all his love?"

"I hope you'll at least change your seduction strategies." "What do you mean?" "You know the usual staring –" "The annoying stalking –" "The creepy watching her sleep –" "And the endless refrain of 'I'm a soulless monster. Don't come near me' It does get old after a few decades in your company." "I must be really desperate if I am going to listen to your advice."

"So I am pleased to inform you of the granting of the guardianship of your daughter by the British Ministry of Magic." "What's her name?" "Her name is Hermione, Hermione Granger." AU story with Hermione/Carlisle in a father/daughter relationship. Eventual Hermione/Edward

"I...," she hesitated before again putting on a determined face, "I need you to go out with me!" "I... erm... WHAT?" he shouted. Okay, that was definitely unexpected.

He'd been looking for years for her. Thanks to that ditzy girl James was screwing, he found her and he'll do anything to have her again. AH/AU crossover

"I'm surprised you didn't run for the hills." "Yeah, the thought did cross my mind. But, I reckoned your brother would have caught up with me before I even made it to the pavement." "You'll probably change your mind when you meet Hurricane Alice!" An outtake from an upcoming story with a spin and twist of mine on the classic plotline 'Waking up drunk and married'.

To save him, she brought him back. And now what of her future? What will she have to pay in exchange for his life? Will she be able to come out of the war without compromising herself. There's just so much one witch can do!

S'il la touchait, il ne pourrait pas lui parler. S'il l'aimait, il ne pourrait pas partir. S'il lui parlait, il ne pourrait pas écouter. S'il se battait pour elle, il ne gagnerait pas… Adaptation d'un chapitre du Dieu des Petits Rien. ONE SHOT.

If he touched her, he could not talk to her. If he loved her, he could not leave her. If he spoke to her, he could not listen. If he fought for her, he would never win... ONE SHOT

When all hope is lost, she just wishes to go someplace safe but magic having its mysterious ways, she finds herself waking up in the arms of someone who is supposed to be dead. Was she dead or only dreaming? But how exactly, does HE fit in the equation?