She was the one who wore her hair in pigtails, she was the one who accidentally called him 'Daddy'. Under the circumstances, he couldn't help but go along with it. He was doing a service, really.

He's the son of a gentleman. She barely passes for a lady. In a world of ballrooms and proper snobs, they're best friends...until friendship is no longer enough. But who will admit it first is the maddening question. Historical AU.

Loki's returning to Asgard, and Darcy decides to make sure he never forgets her.

Writing trashy stories was just supposed to be a hobby, a nice distraction. But when she finds a muse in a very unexpected person, Darcy Lewis winds up getting more than she bargained for.

The While You Were Sleeping tasertricks fan fic no one's clamoring for, but I'm writing anyway! Smut, eventually. Complete

Missing scenes from Dreamfever - Spoilers for the Alpha Alternative/ Burned retcon! What happened after Barrons found Mac at the abbey? Strong M for language, violence, adult themes. Basically for anything in the Fever series. You are warned. Barrons' POV & potty mouth. And boy is he pissed...

What I wanted to see in Burned/ hope to see in Feverborn. Jada POV :) Takes place somewhere between Burned and Feverborn, in a painful year of anticipation. Of course, all characters and generally the story line fully belong to KMM.

One of these days, Darcy Lewis' mouth is going to get her in trouble. Loki wasn't one for chit chat and he couldn't stand it.,. Loki/Darcy

Jupiter Jones needs a green card. Caine Wise needs a place to live. What's a little marriage of convenience, between strangers? A fake-married au inspired by the movie Green Card. If you'd rather read this story in its multichaptered, fully annotated glory (trust me, you do) just copypaste this url and remove the extra spaces: archiveofourown . org / works / 3808048

AU set in Asgardia (elite college town). Darcy is a grad student and a blogger. Loki is a REAL writer (as opposed to a blogger, who is not a real writer). After moving back to the small town to take care of their ailing father, Loki and Thor meet women that knock them off their feet, and won't take their crap. Many MCU peeps guest-star. Post-TDW. Rated M things happen. #tasertricks

Darcy found herself wishing that life was more interesting ... but quickly realized what a stupid thing that was to do, as she found herself kidnapped by space-pirates and rescued by Obi-Wan Kenobi, who may or may not resemble her friend's dead younger brother. Either that, or she was on the acid-trip from hell. Bit of a GotG cross-over. #tasertricks

Belle is a woman desiring more than whats planned for her. When kept in a majestic castle she falls for a beast... but also for the man that visits her at midnight. When the truth is reveled about the man, will the Beauty forgive the Beast? A retelling of the Disney version and the actual fairytale Rated:M for steaminess and future chapters. Reviews are appreciated.

Something happened in the tent while Bella and Jacob were sleeping. What happened in the dark of the night before the battle? And how will it effect things between Jacob and Edward? (Dub-con)

"Brother, I want to discuss with you the art of pleasuring a woman." He said uncomfortably. "By the Norns, Thor, I am not having this conversation with you."

Upon Darcy's return to the U.S. after encountering evil space-elves in London, and after her recent break-up with Ian, she receives her first mission as an official S.H.I.E.L.D. agent ... teaching a god how to blend in better (absolutely no horns), or he might find himself in very big trouble. Events set post-Thor: TDW and during CA: TWS. Rated M for reasons ;-) #tasertricks

Belle is ready for Beast to make a move. When he doesn't, she takes matters into her own hands. SMUT. LEMONS. HOT SEX. Beast/Belle.

Daddy, his little girl, and their son. Daddykink, smut, ExB, OOC.

Darcy doesn't know why she keeps giving in to Loki. She was the one who ended things when they got too close for comfort, so why is she still letting him come to her in the dead of night? Sometimes there are words you just can't say. Rated M. Post-Avengers AU. Loki and Darcy both work for SHIELD.

After the Beast shows Belle the pleasures through the punishments that she earns by not obeying him, she starts to crave a physical relationship with the Beast. However, she cannot bring herself to answer yes to his nightly question, but as Belle starts seeing the man within the Beast she finds that saying no to him is getting harder and harder.

"Speechless, are you?" he clucked his tongue, "No matter, it was not my intent to trade words with you tonight."

The time has come for Loki to accept his Jotun form, and Darcy has an idea on how to go about it.

Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.

He was dangerous, but Darcy didn't care. It was that kind of thinking that usually got her what she wanted, or hurt, or maybe a little bit of both. God of Mischief-smishchief, he couldn't get her into any trouble...unless she had to babysit him, right?

AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.

This is how I picture things between Booth and Brennan. Rated M maybe for later chapters. By the way, I really suck at summaries, so it's definately better than what it sounds.

Set post-100th episode as Booth and Brennan learn to navigate their "new normal." How long will it take until they realize they're fooling themselves? Major spoilers for anything after the 100th episode.

Bones is tired of waiting for Booth, so she decides to seduce him with a little help from their webcams.

Fauns in Roman Mythology are known for...well...ahem. I don't think Mr. Tumnus is any different -- but I do think he is innocent, and good...in his own Faunish way. Eventual Tumnus/Lucy. No ped., no incest

Whatever did Lady Catherine say to poor Mr. Darcy to cause such a rift within the esteemed family? The start of Lizzy and Darcy's marriage like their first meetings get off to a rough start. But rough landings aren't always bad.

Renesmee loves Jacob, Jacob loves Renesemee but thinks its wrong, what will happen when he walks in on her? She shows him she how truly grown up she is. Started as one shot Lemon, turned into smutty love story, of coarse it still ends in lemony goodness

Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17

Jacob and Renesmee want to finally go all the way, but Nessie is making Jake wait until she is 17. Only 7 days away. 7 LONG days. "I'm a Cocktease" Contest Entry.