Hello. How are you? What's up? Okay, well I have a couple questions for you...

Do zebra's have black stripes or white ones?

What is your favorite color?

Why is a door called "a door"? Why can't it be called "a window"?

What is your favorite thing to do when you are bored?

Do you like cats?

What about dogs?

Turtles?

Fish?

Monkeys?

Chinchillas?

Hedgehogs?

Tarantulas?

Am I creeping you out?

Am I being weird?

Should I stop asking questions?

-YouOnlyGetOneShot