Moi...?

Alias: Lemony

Sex: Female

Fandoms: Naruto (Anime), Harry Potter (Book), Death Note (Anime), Merlin (TV)

Now that you know the basics,

My first fandom was Naruto, I had stumbled onto this site in eighth grade. My guilty pleasure was reading some M-rated SasuHina, or NejiHina (I did say guilty). But then, I caught sight of something that has changed my perceptions forever: SasuNaru. It was yaoi, slash, male on male. And it was goooood. I think that is what truly got me hooked on fanfiction (after all I could get porn from anywhere) Generally as I got older I stopped liking SasuNaru. Why? Because it seems that every slash-fangirl's foray into the Naruto slash world started with SasuNaru...and the fiction showed. It was always the ever-bad-boy-ice-prince-raven Sasuke seducing an innocent-babycherub-wide-eyed-virgin Naruto. Which I then realized contradicted the cannon world completely. It didn't have the sense of realism that I wanted, so guess what I then found? NaruSasu! And I love it even now. I think that's what also made me start portraying the cannon's MCs as tops. *shrugs* Meh, I like it.

Some of you might be wondering,

What happened to the het???

To which I say, I stopped liking it. I hardly read any het. Ever. Why? Because usually the female characters are underdeveloped. Take Sakura from Naruto (anime) for instance. We haven't met her parents, her family history/drama or anything. By this time we know practically all Sasuke's family (extended and otherwise) by name and duty. Naruto has a demon in him, and his father is the Fourth. Really...?

But! That doesn't mean I can't write it!

I am straight. Bone-straight. In fact, I think the reason why I like slash so much is because I get jealous of any female in the pairing *laughs* So you can just say like like my boys twice as hard. But regardless, I can write het because I live het. Het is what I...do. So! For the sake of a story, a reader, or when I get bored, I will write het relationships. Now explicitly? Probably not. I'm not good with writing girly bits, probably why straight guys can write yuri (girl on girl) but not slash (male on male) I cannot do yuri, will not do yuri, and will not read yuri.

Updates...

Destiny- What if Merlin had a bit more conflict in his other land than his mother hinted? What new destiny has been carved out for this different, darker Merlin?

Updates for this story will come on Mondays and Fridays.

(12/22/10) I know I said I'm going to update on Christmas as well, but with all these reviews, you guys are making it sooooo much harder for me just to give it to you now! (The update I mean *laughs*) Thanks soooo much!

Parasite- Uzumaki Naruto, richest man in Asia, playboy of the century. Uchiha Sasuke, money hungry and pretty boy poster child. Now, what were to happen if said pretty boy were to become secretary of said playboy, and cause said play boy to fall in lust?

Updates for this story will come a week after Destiny is completed. Updates will come on Mondays and Fridays.

Stories in Rehab- See Above

Updates for these stories will come a week after Parasite is finished. When this time comes near, I will post a poll and you can decide which gets finished first.

Finishing Up...

All I have now to say is thank you for visiting my profile, I hope one of my stories appeals you you below, and I hope in turn that you will review them. Reviewing is not only for the author, but for the reader as well. The more reviews a story gets, the more attention it receives, the more pressure it puts on the author to update. Also, it allows the authors to get a read on their readers to gauge where the story should go. More Input = Happy Authors = Better Story For All

Well, that's all for now! Thanks a bunch and take care!

-Lemony