Hi. So, if you're reading this, I have no idea why. Assuming you found a story of mine, I'm going to help you out. There's a button up there that says hide bio, if you want to make it down to the bottom faster. This entire thing is full of random stuff about me, so feel free to skip it.

Gender:Female

Favorite Color:Silver and Purple is a close second

Favorite Animal:Snow Leopards

Favorite Books:Warriors, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Wolves Of The Beyond, Kane Chronicles, Heroes Of Olympus, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Septimus Heap and a whole lot more!

Pairings in Books That I Like

HollyleafXBreezepelt (I have no idea how I got into this pairing, but I love it. I think it has to do with the fact that they make each other a better person.)

FirestarxSpottedleaF

MousewhiskerxMinnowtail

FoxleapxRosethorn

ThornclawxBlossomfall

GinnyxHarry

Romione

TonksxRemus

Jily

Blackinnon

RosexScorpius

Dramione

Percabeth

KatnissxPeeta

GalexMadge

Why Boys Shouldn't Cheat

There was once a girl named Ashley who

had a

boyfriend

named

Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The

three most

popular

girls were

Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack

thought of

Ashley as

OKAY,

but

he REALLy

liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.

Well of

course

she

did, everyone

did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to

steal

Jack away

everytime she had a chance to. One day,

Courtney asked

Jack

if

he wanted

to

go to the movies. Ashley heard

everything...what

movie

theatre

and what

time.

Ashley approached the movies that night

and

followed Jack

and

Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them. she

watched them

get close

to

each

other and

kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it

on in the

theatre.

Courtney

told jack "Do you want to come to my

place and

skip this

boring

movie?" He

replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's

window.

Jack and

her

were

messing

around and Ashley watched the whole

thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't

there. For

the next

few

days Ashley

wasn't there. A week later her mother

found her in

her

closet

dead... she

commited suicide because she had loved

Jack so

much.

Next

to

ashley's dead

body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I

watched you

at the

movie

and at

Courtney's house and I will continue to

watch you.

I never

thought you

would

do something like this to me. I really

loved you

jack. I

died

for you just

like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a clan,so I must be a misguided fool.

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets .

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped.

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water,so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the clans,so I must be a evil hater and not have a life .

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them.

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary/Gary-Sue/Stu.

I am a medicine cat with kits,so the kits must be messed up.

Originally created by LarkroseLukos.

You know you're stupid if...

…you can’t remember how to spell “IQ.”

…you can’t remember the number for 911.

…you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage.

…you think a pigpen is something to write with.

…you frequently misspell your own name.

…you sell your car for gas money.

…you think a quarterback is a refund.

…you get tangled up in a cordless phone.

…you sit on the TV and watch the couch.

…you go around a revolving door looking for the door knob.

Regular People: Are scared of the boogie man

Warriors Fans: Are scared of Tigerstar

Regular People: Go to the Refrigerator

Warriors Fans: Go to the Fresh-kill pile

Regular People- Go to the grocery to store to get food

Warrior Fans- Hunt for their food

Regular People- Pass on the fact that the moon is being covered by clouds

Warrior Fans- Are scared that StarClan is mad

Regular People- Would avoid fights

Warrior Fans- Would beat the life out the challenger

Regular People- Are scared of thunder storms

Warrior Fans- Thunder storms remind them of ThunderClan

Regular People- Go to the doctor

Warrior fans- Ask Spottedleaf to help them

Regular People- Say idiot, dummy, and jerk

Warrior Fans- Say Mousedung, Foxdung, and Mousebrain

Regular People- Say Kittens

Warrior Fans- Say Kits

Regular People- Spend time making up nicknames for their friends

Warrior Fans- Already have names for their friends

Regular People- Call friends by their names

Warrior Fans- Call friends by their Warrior name

Regular People- Believe in God

Warrior Fans- Believe in StarClan

Regular People- Wouldn t put this on their page

Warrior Fans Already have it on their page

Reular People- Think this is dumb and skip it

Warrior Fans- Punch regular people in the nose and put this on their profile

10 THINGS I HATE!!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.I know where my watch is! where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel

3. When people say"you just want to have your cake and eat it too". You re darn right! What good is cake if you can t eat it?

4. When people say it s always the last place you look . Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film did you see that? . No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6. People who ask Can I ask you a question?. Didn t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is new and improved! . Which is it? If it s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn t be new.

8. When people say life is short . What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks Has the bus come yet? . If the bus came would I be standing here,freak?

10. The freakin birds that chirp at 5:00 am in the morning! Don t they know I m sleeping?

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one won't give up.

Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these.

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Yaaaay kitty!

Copy and paste Kitty into your

signature to help him gain world domination.

Remembering the Past Defense Against The Dark Arts Professors:

QUIRINUS QUIRRELL Succumbed to a terminal case of Extra-Cranial Voldemortitus.

GILDEROY LOCKHART Own worst enemy. Literally. (Rendered an amnesiac by own spell.)

REMUS LUPIN Outed as werewolf; quit before the parental lynch mob could form.

ALASTOR MOODY Resigned to fight Death Eaters after being impersonated by one.

DOLORES UMBRIDGE Undermined in the Great Weasley-Twin Rebellion.

SEVERUS SNAPE ''Person of interest'' in Dumbledore's homicide.

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Some funny quotes from books

“ѕιℓνєяѕтяєαм: уσυ ιdισт!!! ωнαт αяє уσυ dσιηg ιη му тєяяιтσяу؟؟؟

gяαуѕтяιρє:...dяσωηιηg؟

ѕιℓνєяѕтяєαм: cαη'т уσυ dσ тнαт ιη уσυя σωη тєяяιтσяу؟

gяαуѕтяιρє: αн, вυт ωнσ ωσυℓ яєѕcυє мє тнєяє؟”

“тιgєякιт ωαѕ ηαggιηg нιѕ мσтнєя.

"ωну cαη'т ι gσ συт؟"

"уσυ'νє נυѕт cσмє ιη."

"вυт ιт'ѕ α ѕυηηу dαу."

"уσυ ηєєd α ηαρ."

"ι'м ησт тιяєd."

"уσυ ωιℓℓ вє ℓαтєя."

"ι'ℓℓ ѕℓєєρ тнєη."

"вυт уσυ'ℓℓ вє gяυмρу αℓℓ αƒтєяησση ιƒ уσυ dση'т ηαρ ησω."

"ησ, ι ωση'т."

"уєѕ, уσυ ωιℓℓ.”

"ωєℓℓ ι'м мσяє ℓσρѕιєd тнαη α σηє ℓєggєd вαdgєя," мєωєd gяαуραω, вяєαкιηg 域 ƒяσм нιѕ αяєƒυℓ ѕтαℓкιηg тσ ѕтαggєя cσмιαℓℓу αяσѕѕ тнє ℓєαяιηg. "ι тнιηк ι'ℓℓ нανє тσ ѕєттℓє ƒσя нυηтιηg ѕтυριd мιcє. тнєу ωση'т ѕтαηd α cнαηcє. ι ѕнαℓℓ ωαηdєя υρ тσ тнєм αηd ѕιт ση тнєм тιℓℓ тнєу ѕυяяєηdєя."-gяαуραω

ѕмυgє: уσυ'яє ησт gσιηg тσ gσ ιηтσ тнє ωσσdѕ, αяє уσυ؟

яυѕту: נυѕт ƒσя α ℓσσк.

ѕмυgє: уσυ ωσυℓdη'т gєт мє ιη тнєяє. ιт'ѕ dαηgєяσυѕ! нєηяу ѕαιd нє ωєηт ιηтσ тнє ωσσѕ σηcє.

яυѕту: тнαт ƒαт σℓd тαвву ηєνєя ωєηт ιηтσ тнє ωσσdѕ! нє'ѕ нαяdℓу вєєη вєуσdη нιѕ σωη gαяdєη ѕιηє нιѕ тяιρ тσ тнє νєт. αℓℓ нє ωαηтѕ тσ dσ ιѕ єαт αηd ѕℓєєρ.

ѕмυgє: ησ, яєαℓℓу. нє cαυgнт α яσвιη тнєяє!

яυѕту: "ωєℓℓ, ιƒ нє dιd, тнєη ιт ωαѕ вєƒσяє тнє νєт. ησω нє cσмρℓαιηѕ αвσυт тнє вιяdѕ вєαυѕє тнєу dιѕтυяв нιѕ dσzιηg.

gяαуѕтяιρє: ι нσρє нє нαѕ тнєм нαѕ them chasing вℓυє ѕqυιяяєℓѕ αℓℓ αу!

ƒιяєнєαят: вυт тнєяє αяєη'т αηу вℓυє ѕqυιяяєℓѕ.

gяαуѕтяιρє: ρяєιѕcєℓу!"

ѕραяяσωкιт: cαη уσυ ƒℓу؟

ινуραω: ƒℓу؟

ѕραяяσωкιт: тнє ωαяяισяѕ ѕαιd уσυ ƒℓєω dσωη ƒяσм тнє тяєєѕ ιη тнє вαттℓє.

ινуραω: σн, уєѕ. αℓℓ тнυηdєяcℓαη cαтѕ cαη ƒℓу.

ѕтαяℓιηgραω: ℓιαя.

ινуραω: ιт'ѕ ησт му ƒαυℓт ѕнαdσωcℓαη кιтѕ нανє ρσρρу ѕєєdѕ ƒσя вяαιηѕ.

ѕραяяσωкιт: ησ ωє dση'т!

ινуραω: gяяяя!

ѕραяяσωкιт: αнннннннн!!!

Berrynose (or at that time, Berrypaw): I hope Firestar forgets about my tail.

Mousepaw: What would he name you, Berrystumpytail?

Berrypaw: Firestar wouldn't do that, would he?

(Brightheart describes the "Lostface incident" and Berrypaw calms down)

Jaypaw: What if when I become a full medicine cat, Leafpool mentions that I'm blind?

Hollypaw: Jayno-eyes? That's even more stupid that Berrystumpytail!

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:

"Put on fork and eat."

(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits".

(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a knife sharpener:

Caution: knives are sharp. (Really? I had no idea.)

On shin pads for cyclists:

Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. (But I thought they were immunifiers!)

On a take away coffee cup:

Caution: Hot beverages are hot. (Okay, I'm not even gonna comment on this one.)

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:

In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly. (Excellent logic there.)

In a microwave oven manual:

Do not use for drying pets. (But that would be so much quicker.)

On the bottom of a cola bottle:

Do not open here. (But opening it on the top seems so cliche.)

On a box of aspirin:

Do not take if allergic to aspirin. (*Snape voice* Obviously.)

On a bottle of laundry detergent:

Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine. (Wheeeeeee!)

On a muffin packet:

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. (Uh...yeah.)

On a ketchup bottle:

Instructions: Put on food. (Really? You Earthlings put red gloop on your food?)

On a bottle of rum:

Open bottle before drinking. (Hmmm...nothing seems to be coming out of this bottle.)

A car park sign:

Entrance only. Do not enter. (So, is it opposite day, or...?)

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:

Beware of people. (They may bite.)

Rules on a tram in Prague: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted. (Aw, I thought I was supposed to do the haunting!)

Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:

Take care: new non-slip surface. (Must be malfunctioning.)

On a bottle of baby lotion:

Keep away from children. (Well, to be fair, babies aren't children.)

In a car handbook:

In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors. (But that sounds so complicated!)

Directions for mosquito repellant:

Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one. (...as opposed to saving all the old batteries and using them as new ones.)

On a birthday card for a one year old:

Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less. (That card must be specially designed for leaplings.)

In a hotel bedroom:

Please do not turn on TV except when in use. (Well that makes a lot of sense.)

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:

Push this button in case anything happens. (OMG! That guy just scratched his nose! I'd better push the button!)

On a can of Spray paint:

Do not spray in your face. (But what if I'm out of face paint?)

On a TV remote:

Not Dishwasher safe. (But it gets so dusty...)

On a washing machine in a launderette:

No small children. (That would be so much more convenient than giving them a bath, though!)

On a bottle of hair dye:

Do not use as Ice Cream topping. (Mmm, color-defining...)

On a box of fireworks:

Do not put in mouth. (But it would be a party in my mouth!)

On the packaging for a wrist watch:

Warning this is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants. (How does a wristwatch resemble underwear?)

In a dishwasher manual:

Do not allow children to play in dishwasher. (But my dishes are my children...)

On a toaster:

Do not use underwater. (HELP! I'M DROWNING!...I could really go for some toast.)

On a mattress:

Do not attempt to swallow. (To all you people with ridiculously big mouths, that is a tribute!)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

(I'm the biggest Hp Fan in the world, Care to challenge me?)

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In remembrance of Sirius Black...

...who always said...

...that spending time with his family just might kill him...

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

Harry Potter has a heart so true

And is not just a fiction character made to be read by me and you

He's an inspiration to all of us out there

To do are best and what we dare

To never give up or lose hope

To keep trying and with hard times we can cope

He's befriended oh so many

Been loyal and truthful and never asked for a penny

Ron, Hermione, and Sirius too

Hedwig, and Cho, and Hagrid, all so true

Harry's loyal and brave until the end

The kind of person that you can depend

He's fought evil, saved lives and through it all

He's always been there at his friends call

Yes he's snuck out of the castle and yes he's broken rules

Yes sometimes for foolish reason such as a wizards duel

But after all he's only a boy

Filled with curiosity and boldness and also of joy

Harry Potter is one terrific guy

The kind that when sees you always takes time to wave "Hi"

Sorting Hat songs:

"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,

But don't judge on what you see,

I'll eat myself if you can find

A smarter hat then me.

You can keep your bowlers black,

Your top hats sleek and tall,

For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat

And I can cap them all.

There's nothing hidden in your head

The Sorting Hat can't see,

So try me on and I will tell you

Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve and chivalry,

Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff

Where they are just and loyal,

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,

And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

If you've a ready mind,

Where those of wit and learning,

Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin,

Where you'll meet your real friends,

Those cunning folk use any means,

To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!

And don't get in a flap!

You're in safe hands (though I have none)

For a Thinking Cap."

"A thousand years or more ago,

When I was newly sewn,

There lived four wizards of renown,

Whose name are still well-known:

Bold Gryffindor from wild moor,

Fair Ravlenclaw from glen,

Sweet Hufflepuff from valley broad,

Shrewd Slytherin from fen.

They share a wish, a hope, a dream,

They hatched a daring plan,

To educate young sorcerers,

Thus Hogwarts school began.

Now each of these four founders

Formed their own house, for each

Did value different virtues,

In the ones they had to teach.

By Gryffindor, the bravest were

Prized far beyond the rest;

For Ravenclaw, the cleverest

Would always be the best;

For Hufflepuff, hardworkers were

Most worthy of admission;

And power-hungry Slytherin

Loved those of great ambition.

While still alive they did divide

Their favourates from the throng,

Yet how to pick the worthy ones

When they were dead and gone?

'Twas Gryffindor who found the way,

He whipped me off his head

The founders put some brains in me

So I could choose instead!

Now slip me snug around your ears,

I've never yet been wrong,

I'll have a look inside your mind

And tell where you belong!"

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Teach us somehting please,

Whether we be old and bald,

Or young with scabby knees,

Our heads could do with filling

With some interesting stuff,

For now they're bare and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff,

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we've forgot,

Just do your best, we'll do the rest,

And learn untill our brains all rot."

Enter, stranger, but take heed

Of what awaits the sin of greed,

For those who take, but do not earn,

Must pay most dearly in their turn,

So if you seek beneath our floors

A treasure that was never yours,

Thief, you have been warned, beware

Of finding more than treasure there.

Go Through The Wall To Platform Nine And Three Quarters.

Ride Hogwart's Express To The Lake Of Dark Waters.

In Small Groups Float Across The Lake In Wooden Boats,

While Up On The Cliff Through Swirling Fog Hogworth Floats.

There Waits That Magic School Of All Our Special Dreams

A Place Of Spells,So Nothing There Is As It Seems.

Friends, Foes, Professors, Ghosts, And Magic Quidditch Flights,

Things To Dream Of From Windows Alit With Golden Lights.

There Students Attend Classes To Master Their Craft,

While Through The Halls Baron, Friar, And Nick Ghosts Waft.

The Students Strive To Earn Points To Raise Their House Scores,

So They'll Win The House Cup And Fame Forevermore.

Harry Potter,

the magically known.

He grew up in 4 Privet Drive,

His muggle home.

He had hair jet-black,

and brightly green.

He was small yet fast,

Quiet yet keen.

A boy so little,

so smart and great.

Had known none of his past,

His parents fate.

He had but 2 friends,

both funny and true.

Ron Weasley,

and Hermione Granger, too.

Harry Potter was famous across the land,

now I think we need to take a stand.

Oh J.K. Rowling,

don't stop writing silly!

I love those books!

More then food or TV!

Slytherin, oh Slytherin

How stupid you can be!

With your tounge stuck out and your nose up high,

How glad I'm not stupid old you.

For Gryffindor is the best house, everyone can see!

The Dark Lord gained power

He sure gained it fast

He was out to kill anyone

Who dared to cross his path

One night it was the Potters

He set out to kill

Unknowing the fate that lay ahead...

When he tried to kill the baby sound asleep in its bed

The Dark Lord's curse backfired

And away he went

Leaving the crying baby behind

Never to repent

Hogwarts

Hogwarts, Hogwarts is our name

Studies and quidditch is our game.

We wake in the morning with wand in our hand

to go and make magic is our plan.

Gryffindor, Gryffindor, everyone hopes

except for Draco and his folks

Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw, known for its skill

they can fight but not usually to the kill

Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, the dream of few

but when you get in its quite fun and new!

Slytherin, Slytherin the dreaded tower

But its not tall bad except Draco' has some power

Thats Hogwarts and now I will leave

Remember, for Harry to become real all you have to do is believe!

QUOTES FROM RON WEASLEY xD:

"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."

"Viktor? Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?"

"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,

Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."

Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.

"Don't play," said Hermione at once.

"Say you're ill," said Ron.

"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.

"Really break your leg," said Ron.

But why's she got to go to the library?"

"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library."

"We're coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway."

"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"

"Aren't you two ever going to read Hogwarts: A History?"

"What's the point? You know it all by heart, we can just ask you."

"Accio Brain!"

Hermione frowned at Ron.

"He's not a nutter, Ron--"

"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother," said Ron irritably. "Is that normal, Hermione?"

"Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection.

"Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"

"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"

"Ron!"

"Well, they are, they're twitchy..."

"The hats have gone," Hermione said happily. "Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all."

"I wouldn't bet on it," Ron told her cuttingly. "They might not count as clothes. They didn't look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders."

"What's up with you, Hermione?"

She was gazing out the window, but not as though she really saw it. Her eyes were unfocused and there was a frown on her face.

"Just thinking..." she said, still frowning.

"About Siri -- Snuffles?" said Harry.

"No...not exactly..." said Hermione slowly. "More...wondering...I suppose we're doing the right thing...I think...aren't we?"

Harry and Ron looked at each other.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly."

"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down on his parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"

"Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry...

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"What's that?" said Ron, pointing at a large dish of some sort of shellfish stew that stood beside a large steak-and-kidney pudding.

"Bouillabaisse," said Hermione.

"Bless you," said Ron.

"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of Recent Developments in Wizardry," said Ron. "He's not exactly recent if he's six-hundred and sixty-five, is he?"

"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside."

"It's obvious," said Ron. "You can pretend to be waiting Professor Flitwick, you know." He put on a high voice, "'Oh, Professor Flitwick, I'm so worried, I think I got question fourteen b wrong...'"

"Stop moving!" Hermonie ordered them. "I know what this is-it's the Devil's Snare!"

"Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help," snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck.

"Did I tell you I've invented a broomstick that'll reach Jupiter?"

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!"

"You need your inner eye tested if you ask me."

"Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."

"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods."

"I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby."

"Tomorrow," said Ron in a muffled voice, "I'd rather you set the alarm clock."

"Could've been anything," said Ron. "Maybe he [Tom Riddle] got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor..."

"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."

"Percy's started work - the Department of Magical Cooperation. Don't mention anything about abroad while you're here unless you want the pants bored off of you."

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor!"

"Oy, pea-brain!"

"'Slug Club,'" repeated Ron with a sneer worthy of Malfoy. "It's pathetic. Well, I hope you enjoy your party. Why don't you try hooking up with McLaggen, then Slughorn can make you King and Queen Slug--"

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.

"What?"

"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going."

"Er--is this the new stand on elf rights?" said Ron. "You're going to make yourself puke instead?"

"Yeah, Dumbledore's off his rocker all right."

"I don't need help," Ron whispered. "It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight."

"When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a shufti to see if it's solid, aren't we, we're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?"

"Fred and George tried to get me to make one [Unbreakable Vow] when I was about five. I nearly did, too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything when Dad founds us. He went mental," sid Ron, with a reminiscent gleam in his eyes. "Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since."

"Yeah, well, Percy wouldn't want to work for anyone with a sense of humor, would he?"

"I love you, Hermione."

"We're with you whatever happens."

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!"

"You should write a book translating the mad things girls do so boys can understand them."

"And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!"

“And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?"

“I’m starving! All I’ve had since I bled half to death is a couple of toadstools!"

“That makes me sound a lot cooler than I was."

"If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure."

"What's up? If it's massive spiders again I want to eat breakfast before-"

"Bless him [Kreacher, and when you think I used to fantasize about cutting off his head and sticking it to the wall!"

"That treacherous old bleeder! Hermione, you're a genius, a total genius, I can't believe we got out of that!"

"You sound like Hagrid. It's a dragon, Hermione, it can take care of itself. It's us we need to worry about."

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they mighthave noticed we broke into Gringotts."

"Blimey, Neville, there's a time for getting a smart mouth."

Fred & George Weasley Quotes:

"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time education."

"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.

"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.

"Definitely," said George.

And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wants and said together, "Accio Brooms!"

Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he ducked just in time -- Fred and George's broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor.

"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.

"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.

Fred looked around at the assembled students and at the silent, watchful crowd.

"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"

"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.

"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."

And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.

"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

"You two just Apparated on my knees!"

"Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --"

"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.

"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.

"He never managed to get all the words out," said Fred, "due to the fact that we forced him head-first into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor."

Hermione looked very shocked.

"But you'll get into terrible trouble!"

"Not until Montague reappears, and that could take weeks, I dunno where we sent him," said Fred coolly.

"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.

"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"

"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.

"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

"Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face.

"Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try..."

"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George

"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.

"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."

"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.

"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"

"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'

"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."

"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."

"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"

"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."

Percy scowled.

"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.

"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George

"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."

"We've got it [ Percy's Head Boy badge]. We're improving it." The badge now read, "Bighead Boy."

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she [Hermione] was saying, "and then there's A-"

"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

"Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."

"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.

"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"

"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."

"Time is Galleons, little brother."

"What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."

"I can't see anyone trying to bump off a Quidditch team," said George. "Wood might've done the Slytherins if he could've got away with it," said Fred fairly.

"So, all in all, not one of Ron's better birthdays?" [Fred]

"What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?"

"Oh no, Ron," came Fred's voice, very sarcastically. "No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up."

"Yeah, we're having the time of our lives here," said George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he was squashed against the wall.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.

"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred.

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” [Fred]

Harry Potter quiz

Name your favorite Harry Potter characters 1-10

1. Ginny

2. Harry

3. Ron

4. Hermione

5. James

6. Fred

7. Lily

8. Luna

9. Neville

10. Dumbledore

1. Have you ever read a one/four romance?Would you?

Ginny and Hermione? *shudders* no, personally, I don't like femslash

2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten?

Fred and Dumbldore? Creepy...

3. What would be the description for an eight/Three fic?

Ron and Luna? I dont know... ummm...

4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two,five, and nine?

Angst/Friendship?

5. If seven played a sport, what would it be?

Lily MUST like quidditch,right?

6. Where would two and four go if they were dating?

Harry and Hermione? Not near Ron, maybe ROR?

7.Do you or anyone you know think six is hot?

Eh...

8.Would you read an eight/five fic?

Well, yeah although it would be kinda random

9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic?

Dumbledore and Lily, K and angst.

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.

Hermione is in a happy relationship with Neville, until Neville runes off to marry James (????) Hermione is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Luna until Luna cheats on Hermione with Harry. Hermione finally takes the advice of Ginny and settles into a happy relationship with Ron. (Makes sense)

A Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says free pony ride

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon-thats what my friends tell me:)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (In last time: ‘What the Hades’)

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. (i actully did this in town once with my friends, and they said sorry to the guy explaning that I had metal problems and took me away and then we all started laughing REALLY hard)

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (Not really.)

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You know exactly hat someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk the test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO. (I did )

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. (hehehe)

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You own homemade replicas of things from the series.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

ZEUS

x] You like being in charge.

x]You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

] You were voted Class President.

] You do what’s best for everyone.

] You have multiple exes.

] You think you have what it takes to run for President.

[ You think every problem has a solution.

] You love showing off.

x] You like plane rides

] You are hydrophobiac

3/10

Poseidon

x] You feel at home in the water.

] Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

x] You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

x] You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

] You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

] You swim professionally.

] You hate seafood.

] You never get seasick.

x] You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

x] You are acrophobiac

5/10...

HADES

] You’re not that much of a people person.

] You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

] You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

] You like listening to loud, angry music.

] You spend most of your time alone.

x] You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.(only sometimes!!)

] You like to keep to yourself.

] All your closets are padlocked.

] You write in diary/journal.

] You feel most active at night.

1/10

DEMETER

] You own a garden.

x] You like the great outdoors.

] You have a green thumb.

x] You’re an environmentalist.

x] You have a special connection with animals.

] You’re a vegetarian.

x] You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

] You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

x] You love going to flower shops.

x] You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

] You often start fights.

] You’re a very aggressive type of person.

] You like watching wrestling.

x] You’re competitive.

] You like reading about war.

x]You don’t take crap from anybody. (BE AFRAID, VERY AFRAID)

x] You have anger management.(need)

x] You never back away from a fight.

] Everyone does what you say.

x] You don’t always think before you do something.

5/10

ATHENA

x] You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

x] You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.

] Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

] You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

x] You’re the valedictorian in your class.

x] You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

] You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

] You think it would be better if you were the President.

x] You have a huge shelf of books at home.

] You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

5/10 (no surprise there)

APOLLO

] You’re very creative and artistic. (*sigh* I wish)

x] You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

x] You always feel sunny and optimistic. (98% of the time)

]You are talented at drawing.

) You like writing poetry.

] You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

x] You like going to art museums.

] You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

x] You have straight As in Art on your report card.

] Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

x] You dislike boys in general.

x] A deer is one of your favorite animals

] You can shoot targets

x] You like silver.

x] You like the moon better than the sun

x] Zoe Nightshade is awesome

x] You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)

] You spend most of your time outdoors.

] You love to move around the place

x] Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10

HEPHAESTUS

] You have a way with tools.

] You build awesome things during your free time.

] You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

] Metalworking is your forte.

] You have your own toolbox.

]You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

] You’re a techie.

] You often have carpentry projects.

] You dream of being a carpenter.

x]You aren’t afraid of fire. (FLAME ON!!)

1/10

APHRODITE

] Every guy/girl swoons for you.

] You like putting on makeup.

] You naturally smell good. (plz..)

x] You never experience a bad hair day.

] Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

] You’re always at the front of every trend.

] You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

] You’re often invited to parties.

] Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

] You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

1/10

HERMES

] You like pickpocketing your friends.

] You’re a prankster.

] You’re a speed demon.

x] You consider yourself restless.

]You’re the best speaker in the class.

x] You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

] You’re inventive and resourceful.

x] You often start arguments.

] You’ve never lost a debate.

x] You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (thanks captain Obivous.)

4/10

DIONYSUS

] You’re the life of the party.

] You like wine.

] You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

] You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

x] You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

x] You’re a foodie.

x] You like going to social events and mingling with people.

x]You like trying out new food.

x] You feel that you’re abundant in life.

] You think that too much of anything is bad.

5/10

So I am a Hunter of Artemis

Cool.

I have been reading this amazing story but it's not on fanfiction. Instead the link is