AdorableRetardhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Bleach, and One Piece. AdorableRetard, but you can just call me just about anything (take heed if you try to be offensive, you will be dealt with accordingly) I am seventeen years of age, so to most of you I might be young (or we're actually the same age). I love writing and anime, so I searched for a website where I can do both and found this :) Most of my fictions will be female based seeing as I have never written a story centered around a boy (I might try, who knows?) Have any questions or requests, or even if you just wanna chat, feel free to message me. I love hearing from people seeing as I am a people's person lol. Follow me on Tumblr at 'retardsareadorable' for just about anything. |
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Methyl Nitrate Pineapples by razbliuto reviews
All Sophie wanted to do was make bombs and go to war for the World Government. Naturally, she ends up strapped to an operating table with a pirate injecting poison into her foot. Sometimes you gotta take a few detours before you find your way home. — LawOC.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 266,126 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/22/2012 - T. Law, Heart P., OC
Walk Two Lifetimes by Coolio101 reviews
Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 360,641 - Reviews: 5196 - Favs: 6,375 - Follows: 6,519 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Byakuya K., Hisana K.] Rukia K., OC
This Transient, Floating World by the-word-builder reviews
Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,785 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Kakashi H., OC
The Woods by Loyal as a Book reviews
When 13 year old Trafalgar Law got caught by the marines after just escaping Doflamingo's grasp, he didn't expect to get dropped off with a group of bandits in East Blue. He also didn't expect the trio of savage children that lived in the woods. No matter, they were of no interest to him. But if only the excessive nose-picker would stop following him around.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,759 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, Sabo
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23530 - Favs: 16,773 - Follows: 16,704 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Whispered Nothings by strawberry and creme reviews
In which a sick little girl changes absolutely nothing and everything. [Reborn OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
For a Chance at Happiness by eiron reviews
Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 249,460 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 3,968 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Kakashi H., Shisui U., Obito U., OC
Bronze by ghostpuppy reviews
Selena is reborn into a world where marines follow their own skewed sense of justice, pirates control the seas, and the government is run by self-entitled assholes. Torn between her desire to explore the world and to preserve the timeline, she tries to go on her own adventure and avoid all things Strawhat. Fortunately, she fails miserably. Reincarnation SI-OC. Canon divergent.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 90,140 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Luffy, Garp, Straw Hats P., OC
Uzumaki Nori by AkaNoKarasu reviews
My name is Uzumaki Nori – no, I'm not the twin of Uzumaki Naruto. By what I have concluded, I'm his replacement. (semi-SI! as Fem!Naruto; AU!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,505 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Naruko U., OC
Anchor and Compass by rose7anne101 reviews
Luffy looked at her, and said they were going to Impel Down. Luffy didn't ask if she wanted to go or what she thought. He just said that they would save Ace, and like always, she followed him. She didn't think the idea of Ace's execution really sank in, that there could be a day when Ace wouldn't be sailing the same seas as them. That was unthinkable. ASaveAceAU-Rewrite, beta'd now
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,075 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/9/2018 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Luffy, Whitebeard, Ace, OC
Selling Daylight by Cyan Rubies reviews
For years she wondered where those impossibly loud explosion noises were coming from. When Bakugou Katsuki blasts his way into her life, the mystery is solved- though technically, he had been there since the very beginning. OC-insert.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,830 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 1/19/2018 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [OC, Katsuki B.] E. Kirishima
World of Frosted Glass by Masoyan reviews
The unfortunate weather of the seas brought the misfit Straw Hat pirates to a new island. While gathering supplies, they discovered dark secrets of the world. One of those secrets is a young girl looking for a place to call home.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/18/2017 - Published: 3/28/2017 - [Zoro, OC] Straw Hats P.
Adventure of a Lifetime by animexxfreakxx reviews
With rather unruly orange curls and strength that can put any man to shame, Curly Monalisa strives to live a life full of adventure- unlike her first. Reincarnate-Oc
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,096 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Luffy, Straw Hats P., OC
Sanguinary by Tsume Yuki reviews
Vampire venom has a way of eating through human memories. Having lived one life and remembered another before being turned, it's no surprise Lucy has a bit of a problem trying to remain focused. Self Insert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,700 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Jasper, Maria, Peter, OC
daisies bloom over yonder meadow by XxZuiliu reviews
"Demons aren't born, otou-sama. They're made." (And from the murky depths of your darkest mistakes, your deepest regrets and your own pitiful worthlessness, I draw my first breath.) [SI/OC, Uchiha!OC, Third War, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,724 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Obito U., OC
The Ocean's Radiance by Madrigal-in-training reviews
She had idly daydreamed about being reincarnated into her favorite books before but Hikari Kurosawa, Daughter of Apollo, was never supposed to be a character there, was she? Featuring an intelligent Percy, Olympian culture and politics, and storyline deviations. SI!OC, Percy x OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,020 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 1/25/2017 - Percy J., Apollo, Will S., OC
From Ace to Zoro: The One Piece Alphabet by The voice of all things reviews
The alphabet: One Piece style, and other rhyming nonsense.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Straw Hats P.
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Pied Piper reviews
All she wanted to know was what had drove her father to a life of piracy. What better way to find out than to be one as well? ('Whispers of Pipa' rewrite)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Straw Hats P., OC
静 reviews
I never used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in another life. FemShizuo. AU
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,855 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - Izaya O., Kasuka H., OC
This thing called Fate reviews
You see this thing called fate? It's a piece of work that can't give a dead nineteen year old a break. SI/OC-Orihime. Inspired by Coolio101's 'Walk Two Lifetimes'.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 5/16/2017 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Sora I., OC
Of Mischievous Nieces and Exasperated Uncles reviews
Or where Levi has to deal with the intelligent yet troublesome four year old that just happens to be his responsibility from now on. Did I mention that she was fond of octopuses? AU. Eventual ErenXOc
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Levi A., OC