Deep in the forests of Brazil, lived the mythical beast, the likes of which have never been repeated... ... ... ...
That has nothing to do with anything I will EVER write about (I think).

As you can tell already, my net-sanity is debatable. But do not let this fool you; painfully funny stories are in this authors near future.

A few of you may know me by a different name.

Stacy
Gilligan
GilliganFanMan
Gilligan312

But this is a new one for me. I was way too far contained for my comfort in my other pen name. And besides, not everybody liked my fics. I plan on making some interesting and insightful fics. But even I know that that is utter bullcrap. The only way I will ever be insightful is if... well...

If I ever got a girlfriend.

You can tell I don't have a girlfriend, because if I did, you wouldn't be reading this, now would you?

So anyway...

Hmmmm...
I'm bored...

OH! Look for my story around the second of May.
You may ACTUALLY like it.