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 So, this is Troublesome-monkey-sama1516 signing in. Well hello, I don't know who bothers reading my profile, but greetings all the same. :D Bio: Name: Dianne... (That name is sufficient, yes?) Age: Ancient Sex: Female, biologically speaking. DOB: Too old, I forgot Location: Here, there, under your bed, you know... Occupation: Dog Whisperer (seriously) Favorites Anime/Manga: Lovely Complex. Monster. Bloody Monday. Guilty Crown. Gosick. Doubt. Ghost Hunt. Tantei Gakuen Q. Dragon Ball. Dragon Ball Z. Yu Yu Hakusho. Ranma . Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. Ghost Stories. Death Note. The Wallflower. The World God Only Knows. Darker than Black. Tenjou Tenge. Axis Powers Hetalia. Etc... Cartoons: Dexter. Avatar: the Last Airbender. Courage the Cowardly Dog. Invader Zim. Hey Arnold! Blues Clues. Popeye the Sailor man. Teen Titans. Etcc... Books: Blink by Malcolm Gladwell. Little Brother by Cory Doctorow. The Dead by James Joyce. As I Lay Dying by William Faulker. The Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. Why We Make Mistakes by Joseph T. Hallinan. The Man who Mistook his Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks. Percy Jackson Series by Rick Riordan. Artemis Fowl Series by Eion Colfer. Etc... Video games: Suikoden Series. Ar tonelico Series. Tales Series. .Hack series. Atelier Iris Series. Sims Series. Okami. Resident Evil. Disgea Series. Persona Series. Dragon Quest Series. Mass Effect. Fable Series...a lot of other series... Pet Peeves 1) Getting many favorites and story alerts but no reviews. True, I suppose it's a good thing and I am thankful my readers care enough to read the next chapter, but I am not getting input on my own work. I need to know what I am doing wrong, that way I may fix it and get better. 2) Absolutely bland plots with sudden love blooming out of nowhere. I do not believe in love at first sight, though I truly adore Miyazaki movies that support it. It just seems so false and unrealistic to the point where I wonder if they were shot by some magical love bug. It just doesn't happen like that. 3) Sudden changes in character POV. It is nice to know what the character is thinking at that moment, but that doesn't warrant the sudden change mid action from one to another. If you want that affect I suggest going 3rd person to just dwell on all the character's minds. It really distracts from the plot. And that is it about it me. Go forth and read my stories if you wish. Thank you very much. :D |
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The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, she knows where she's starting first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Be Without You by Sw1tTdR1ns reviews
Fate is making its move—bringing two people together, confused by unexpected love. Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke, stuck in their world of charade, experiences the turning point of their lives. Full sum inside. SasuSaku Chap1 REVISED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,183 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fidelity by DivineSunSHiNE reviews
Just because you leave him doesn't mean your still not married. After all, you didn't get the divorce papers signed. "You've got 10 seconds to get back out of my life before I send you out the window myself!" Sakura&Sasuke AU. /re-vamped/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Time Travel by zabani-chan reviews
Rookie 9 is all grown up, but something terrbile happens that leaves them all depressed. SasSak NarHin Nejiten main characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,863 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Memories Like These by Shadowed Ink reviews
These are either drabbles or oneshots about Koizumi and Otani throughout their lives. Cute snack-sized stories to make your day. First one: Otani-sensei
Lovely Complex - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/16/2009
Remember by Seductive Venus reviews
Uchiha Sakura has to help her husband recover his memories after he got amnesia. It's hard when she has to be careful about the memories she has to reveal to him. Will her love for him prevail? -SasukexSakura-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shooting Stars by asterisque reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: The fiancee is too beautiful for words... “You want a WHAT?” “We need some time apart!” “This isn't a two month relationship! You can't just take a damn break!” ...But not arguments... Welcome to the life of Sasuke and Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,703 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I Need You Tonight by Imeralt Evalon reviews
Sakura is married to Sasuke and still loves him. One night when he finally snaps, Sakura realizes maybe that fairy tale dream she has always wanted, will never come true. When she leaves, will Sasuke realize how much she truly matters to him? no HP cross
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Deal With Me by Kesoo-chan reviews
Sasuke had a bet with his friends that with in 2 months,Sakura will fall in love with him.IMPOSSIBLE'Cuz Sakura,the school's ideal girl HATES that certain school heartthrob!But what if he loses and and he's the one who fell?Can we call him LOSER?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,770 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fealty by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cannon. SasuSaku. Sasuke was staring at the white walls around him trying not to loose his mind. Rated for strong language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Forgotten Dream by Erendhyl reviews
What would happen if Naruto and Sakura forgot that Sasuke existed? What if all their memories of him were totally erased? Now, what if Sasuke returned... SasuSaku, slight NaruHina, somewhat dark
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,571 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
WANTED: A Sexy Fool For 30 Days by asterisque reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: Meet the Uchihas! But, NO WAY they'll approve of Sasuke's flaunty lover Karin. So why not hire someone to act like a fool and make them think anyone else, even Karin, would be more acceptable? Enter SAKURA! The dorky pretend girlfriend..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Of Desperation and Devotion by Charliette-Angel reviews
A compromising situation forced Sasuke to marry Sakura. In their marriage, Sakura had a taste of hell. Sasuke made her life miserable. What will the pink haired girl do? When will she say enough is enough CHAP 6 TREPIDATION IS NOW UP R&R GUYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,667 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Replaceable by Imeralt Evalon reviews
Sakura Haruno finds out that Sasuke has been cheating on her. She plans to show him that she's not that little girl anymore. But how does Neji play into this? [SakuraxNeji] WARNING: Very OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Help! I'm trapped in my cousin's body! by Sarah-Critique reviews
Hinata is a shy girl. Neji is a confident young man. What happens if their bodies switch? NOT A NEJIXHINATA! Plz R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
▪ T h e ▪ M o r n i n g ▪ A f t e r ▪ by m o o g l e d a i m e reviews
Ninjas gone wild! [jk!] Sakura takes advantage¿ of a drunk¿ Sasuke and feels bad about it. She decides she crossed the line and backs off while he doesn't seem to remember. . . or does he? ஐ« Bad Sakura! Very bad Sai! Poor Sasuke— yeah right! ×»[sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
SASUKE'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT by Sakura's little cuz reviews
HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED FOR SASUFANGIRLS. Orochimaru has a BIG Christmas present for Sasuke. Bloopers included CHAPTER 4 UP!THE LAST CHAPPIE AND 5 YEARS LATER?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken by Rin89 reviews
Sasuke wants Sakura to hate him but he doesn't notice that it may cause a tragedy. pairings: mainly SasuxSakuxSasu, some InoxSasu, NaruxSaku and NaruxHinaxNaru. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Broken by raevermillion reviews
[SasuSaku] She never thought trying to die would break her in the way that it did. Or that it would break them as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost by OThoress reviews
It's been years since Sakura fled from her unhappy wedding with Sasuke. Now that she's returning with the fruit of their relationship, how will things turn out? And will Sasuke ever be honest to his feelings towards them? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,033 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004
Three Kunoichis, Some Sake, and Lingerie by Dbl0rNothin reviews
When Hinata, Ino, and Sakura get together, they talk about their cold men and issues and find a very interesting solution. HinaGaa, InoNeji, SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Frozen by Salieri reviews
A few years after the manga: Sasuke managed to kill his brother, but there is no feeling of relief. He uses Sakura to fill the emptiness within his heart in a way she did not expect. Rating just to be safe. Sasuke x Sakura FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,981 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beyond what was seen by Bishounenchaser reviews
Tsunade's past with a former lover before Dan and before the war. TsuOro
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Worst Days by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] [Oneshot] Trouble ensues when Sasuke and Sakura get stuck in a deserted alleyway... with a number of Sasuke's fan girls tailing after them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unrequited Love by Udon reviews
[AU OOC] My shrine to hopeless romantics... Mainly(SAKUSASUNARU) triangle! (LeeNejiTenten) and many other lovable characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,556 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004