Hi, Здравствуйте and Hola - SargeTJCalhoun64 here!

I am a firey redhead with passion for literature, language and music. I am a first year university student, currently studying Russian and Spanish. Although, my degree is going to take me in one direction, I have never lost the pleasure of writing fiction and I am excited to be a member of this inspiring creative community. I hope you enjoy my work!

Nationality: British (and proud of it!) I'm technically part English, Welsh and Scottish - Don't think there is a word for that?!?

Favourite Books, Plays, Poems etc: The Bible, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Height's, Emma, The Mysteries of Udolpho, Pamela, Crime and Punishment, Anna Karenina, Songs of Innocence and Experience, Wordworth's poetry, Metaphysical Poetry, The 39 Steps, The Merchant of Venice, King Lear, Volpone...

Favourite Films: Wreck It Ralph (Best Film Ever!!!), Despicable me, Megamind, National Treasure, Game Plan, Night at the Museum 2, The Croods, School of Rock, St. Trinian's, Furry Vengeance, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Enchanted, The Pink Panther's, My Fair Lady, Breakfast at Tiffany's (anything Audrey Hepburn), Madagascar(s), Monsters vs Aliens, Kung Fu Panda...

Favourite Programmes: 'Allo 'Allo, M*A*S*H, Strictly Come Dancing, Friends, Lark Rise to Candleford, Frasier, Cheers, Dads Army, Jeeves and Wooster, Black Adder, The Muppets, Spongebob Squarepants, The Good Life

Favourite Music: Planet Shaker's, Hillsong, Michael W Smith, Bethel Worship, Kingdom Faith Worship, Chris Tomlin, Billy Joel, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Elaine Paige, Barbara Streisand, Cascada, Chopin, Tchaikovsky

I play the Keyboard/Piano for our Church Worship and I can also play the Bass guitar and the Oboe

Languages: I can speak fairly fluent Spanish. I know Welsh, Latin and a little Russian and Italian

Favourite Quotations

"That's just the honeyglow in ma cheeks", "Forgive my potty mouth!" (Everything this guy says!!!)- Fix It Felix Jr, Wreck it Ralph

"If you wanna go pee pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It's make your mommas proud time!" - Sergeant Calhoun, Wreck it Ralph

"I would like to become a professional whistler" - King Julian, Madagascar 2

"You are the cats Meewow" - Dr Cockroach, Monsters vs Aliens

And now for some Hero's Cuties!!! Aren't this pair the cutest Disney Couple ever?!? This was created by my friend and fellow author FlynnieG (she does beautiful Hero's Cuties work)

After a bad day, Felix went up to his beautiful wife, needing some support.

"Tammy, do I ever cross your mind?" He asked.

Tamora shook her head. "Nope."

Felix bit his lip, "Do you like me?"

She shrugged, "Not really."

"Do you want me?" He grabbed her hand.

"No." She took her hand away and adjusted her glove.

"Would you cry if I left?" Felix asked

"Nope."

Felix was running out of questions, "Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"Nope." She brushed back her bangs.

Felix was feeling worse and worse after every question. He picked one more, "Choose: me or your life."

"My life, Fix-it."

Felix tiped his hat to her, "Thank you, Ma'am." His voice cracked a little on Ma'am.

He walked away, feeling worthless as ever. Calhoun looked back at the little, eight-bit handyman. She caught up to him, knelt down and wrapped her hands around him. She planted a kiss on his cheek and spun him around.

"Now, listen up, Fix-it. The reason why you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die inside if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you are my life, and the only thing keeping me alive." She picked up his chin with her fingers, "Ya understand?"

Felix gave her a big smile, "Yes, Ma'am."

He felt better than ever as she gave him another kiss. This one on the lips, lasting much longer than the other.

The End

Gah! I think I need fillings now - they are so sweet!