I have so many of these, please review, and I shall reward you with delicious candy! Not really, but I am accepting requests for drabbles... I ahve nothing better to do. Some roy, some Marta, mostly Kimblee.

Random funny short stories featuring the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist! New chapter added!

Have you ever had a question that you've really wanted to ask your favourite FMA character? Well, here's your chance to do so, and read other fans' questions and answers from the cast of FMA!

-Digimon Tamers AU- THIS VERSION OF THE STORY IS DISCONTINUED. THE NEW VERSION HAS NOW BEEN LAUNCHED.

While keeping an eye on Kimblee, Miles learns a few things about him. A series of drabbles.

Like a Dear Abby advice column, but with all your favorite FMA characters answering all of your questions, even non-advice ones! Review with a question and they'll answer ASAP.

Greed and his pals met their sticky end in the world of the living, but reunited in Hell, these mischief masters will make sure to leave their mark in hell, or face eternal torture. But in order to claim the crown, Greed needs to pick up a few friends...

It dawns on Mustang that Edward is a catalyst for change. And now, like everything else, he’s going to make use of this ability…. Chapter 41: In which Roy and Archer get 'talks'....

Evreything was going his way. he was the number one rancher, and he was the harvest master. When a young rnacher named rose showed up, Jmaie becomes confsued. who dose she think she is? and why dose hearing her voice bother him so much.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Reeling from the effects of his past, Impmon decides upon an action which will restore the happiness Juri has lost. However, his choice involves great risks, many of which he is not prepared for.

Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.

Free Characters of Fullmetal Alchemist,' announced Edward dramatically, 'I have seen the future, and it is bleak.' The Ultimate Horror...a lousy Ending...demands the Ultimate Sacrifice to change it. Crack, Silliness, and much breakage of the Fourth Wall

In the style of Black Diamond's Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a FRANK ARCHER unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own warmongering, powerhungry bastard!

So, you think you're up to being a FMA fangirl? Come for the best techniques and skills of fangirlisms and learn how to bag your man!

[FE7]The war with Nergal is over, and a new enemy wants revenge for what Eliwood's army has done. The tactician once said to herself that she wouldn't love again, but what if someone is making it hard for her to do that?[Female Tactician x Matthew]

[AU MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Tabula Rasa. The belief one is born unknowing. Dorchette's new puppy is no exception to this statement.

On a cold December day, Roy Mustang ponders the similarity between the words 'family' and 'familiar'. What significance could such a similiarity hold? ONESHOT. A little bit of Family!Military fluff! Please review!

CRACKFIC! It all started with a horrid day at work. And then Kimbley got ahold of the fireworks...

While talking to the chimeras, Greed comes across a strange question Just what does that J in Kimbley's name stand for?

Basically describes life in Greed's hangout. Told mostly through Marta's POV but it's a group story. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!

31 ways to annoy each of the major characters on Full Metal Alchemist. Why 31? No idea, just be glad it isn't 13. This chapter: Pinako

Olivier doesn't get enough fanfiction, so here's a series of drabbles about her life from childhood to the present time. Cameos by our favourite military dogs from time to time.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!

I plan to write one of these for every holiday, so if you can think of one you'd like to see, review and tell me what holiday you want. Thanksgiving is chappie one.

Tamers: Two dark dgimon have a quick encounter

A drinking game to play whilst watching FMA. Mild mockage for the sake of a laugh. Celebrating twenty fanfics!

A friend and I interview fma characters! 1 INTERVIEW:Ling Yao,Scar,Envy. 2: Edward,Hohenheim,Kimblee. 3:Pinako,Winry,Al,Gluttony. 4:Roze,Armstrong,Shou Tucker 5:Havoc,Roy,Hughes. 6:Greed,Lust,Wrath 7:Dante,Sloth,Pride 8:Nina, Elysia and Selim

All of the characters from the show have their own nightmares, right? Well, this is how they would react to them...

The cast of Full Metal Alchemist plays truth or dare! A new character comes in with each chapter!

Songfic to Animal I Have Become from the point of view of Dorchet, Kimbley, and Greed.

Oneshot. An unexpected visit in The Devil's Nest prompts some musings. Greed and Kimbley centered, not yaoi unless you want to look at it that way. Mentions of animalabuse.

What happens when Fuhrer Roy's precious city of Central is under attack by an unknown enemy? Read and find out.

What happens when a chimeratized Kimbley is put under Roy's tender care.

CRACK!When Greed asked Ling to take him, the chimeras and Kimbley to a fancy restaurant, the Xing prince should really have known better...hints at various pairings,yaoi&het,OOCness,mangaanime mix,general stupidity.Disgusting bad jokes too

Some random, suger induced stories. If you want a quick laugh check it out.

Haruhi arrives at the Host Club with a bag full of chocolates, and Tamaki comes to a horrible realization. None for him? For the FRoP Valentines Contest[TamaXHaru] Please read and comment! Being my first contest fic, I'd like to know what you think.

He could not get his mind off a certain brown haired, brown eyed, cutest girl in the whole wide world, love of his life. Yes, that’s right, Tamaki Suoh was in love, and there was nothing he could do about it. TamakixHaruhi. R&R please!

The title says it all.

The homunculi discover the true meaning of Christmas! Sort of. Silly, sweet, and just a tad sentimental. Enjoy!

[One shot]A DEADLY GAME OF TWISTER! EVERYONE IS COMEPLETELY OOC! GOT IT! and check the second chapter, for a SNEAK PREVIEW OF A PREQUEL! HAHAHA!

What happens when Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Wrath, and Greed go to the beach? Complete and utter caios. Spelling isn't very good. read and review please! AU DISCONTINUED I have awful Writers Block. Sorry.

A cheery, lighthearted collection of Sincentric drabbles. Fun for the whole family! Chapter Six: Of Dreams.

When Roy comes up with a crazy idea, all of his subordianes are dragged into it. What will become of them? And what WILL they wear? And what's with Roy's coffee? A FMA crackfic. COMPLEATE!

People say you can feel magic in a kiss given by your true love . . . or it could just be an irritation to unwanted germs. Eventual: MariaxDenny, ScarxLust, JeanxO.o?

If you are lost, you stay put, and I will find you.Kari Mustang, and older sister to Roy Mustang, all he ever had. She knew too much, his darling sister.[OneShot]

COMPLETED! LAST PAGE IS A TRAILER FOR A NEW STORY! A new evil has emerged and wants to destroy everything you love and cherish. Can the Tamers defeat it? And what does Impmon's past have to do with it? Secrets unravel as a new adventure begins...

Issun thinks about his friendship with Ammy, and why Ammy does everything she does. Oneshot.

Simply a collection of drabbles focusing on the Homunculus, Greed. UPDATE: DRABBLE 26 ADDED! Also, this now contains spoilers for the entire series.

[HavocLust and HavocRoy in mangaverse, major spoilers] It was a fair exchange, after all. He scratched her back, and she revelled in thinking of the day where she would stab his in return.

Al got his bod back and he's waiting for Ed to come and live with him and Winry in Risembool. But Ed never came. He must stay in the military with his new commander officer. Chapter 3 is up. Ed is send on war...

COMPLETE! Follow the events of FullMetal viewed through the eyes of a private in the army. read and review. rated K for language, and some violent, very few, situations.

Greed, Envy, Wrath, Edo, Lust, Mustang, Gluttony, and Birdy are all having a sleepover at the homunculous house. Will Envy get to paint someones toes? What happens when Dante appears and the only way to defeat her is with the Wrathsaiga? Find out now!

Kimbley & Mustang on the battlefield that was Ishbal.

Read FMA worst moments Roy burns Hughes, Hughes has a fight with Gracia, Havoc's hates to smoke, Roy's true hair color is blond? and some others too! chapter 4: Riza hangs Roy....by his legs?

Scar centric drabbles, ranging anywhere from angst to humor. Drabble No.26: Ice Cream

Being a tamer isn't easy. Especially when your Digimon partner is a loudmouthed troublemaker. Rated T for future chapters.

a series where FMA characters are put in the spotlight for crazy things they did. R&R please!

Just some drabbles about random fast food places that have FMA characters working at them.

[Oneshot] Roy decides to nip it in the bud.

Every alchemist you know and love learning alchemy for the first time.....but nothing goes well for them... Please R&R!

A series of drabblings all about Greed's chimeras and the general inhabitants of the Devil's Nest. Martel, Dorchette, Bido, Roa, Kimbly, maybe even Shou Tucker. Ranging anywhere from comedy to angst. Rating just to be safe. R&R

Don't you just hate to take down the decorations? Well so do certain Fullmetal characters! Chapter one has all the Humunculi... Let the Christmas Chaos begin!

The Amestris military on a trek through the snow. Tempers flare, bullets fly, Maes isn't dead...General weirdness. Mild Winry bashing. No pairings. Jokingly implied pairings, but no actual ones. Have fun.

It all started with a dare from Breda. [RoyHavoc]

What happens when the cast of FullMetal Alchemist play a little drinking game? Find out here. R&R!

I was bored... this is what happens when it hits me... review if you can think of some house challanges, and vote off people... NEW UPDATE: Third day up

[Drabble, oneshot] While recovering in the hospital, Ling notices with amusement that Edward is violently attacking his eating utensils. Mangabased, very slight spoilers for recent chapters.

Kimbley helps out Greed. :D ...I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! Just read it! Slight shounen ai...maybe. I don't own any of the characters in this fic!

Random stories

A whole cast reunion of the members of Digimon from Season 1 through 4! We all miss them but now, they return as together! Hope Cyberdramon doesn't start another revolution like the last time at a party . . .

During those days of non-stop walking, the fellowship must have had some pretty inane conversations, mostly started by the hobbits. I've written a few of them down.

Hughes, Roy, and Kimbley, celebrating in the middle of war. Because if you concentrate really hard, and remind yourself how cold it is at night, even in the desert you can pretend you're having a white Christmas.

A scary story told in the park has Ai and Makoto afraid to go to sleep. Will the Boogeyman really get them? Not if Impmon has anything to say about it!

Ai and Makoto's parents have gone out for the night, leaving Impmon to mind the house.

Davis overhears the others talking about him, and doesn't like what he hears. This is the start of a life-changing journey for him.