Oh yeah, I'm just your average every day troll.

I don't make fun of other people on the site, but I DO make fun of shows and characters out there. So I don't know if I am technically a 'troll'... But I am sure to disappoint. And that's what counts. =)

Just remember. Just because I disappoint you, doesn't mean I don't love you.

Not that I love you, I hate you guys. ;D jk

Well my name is blank and I am 69 years old. I'm addicted to porn and yes. I do masturbate constantly. To everything that has legs. Even your table. Can't help that it's so sexy and curvy and smooth... hairless. Ughhhhh I think you can tell what I'm doing now.

I live in L.A man! Surf's up!

Sex: Yes please. Lot's of it. But for you gays out there I'm a giver not a receiver.