dawn-the-end-of-the-night
FAVOURITE BOOK: - the grey wolves series-Quinn loftis - the mortal instruments series- - elfin series-quinn loftis - percy jackson series - harry potter series - will grayson, will grayson .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire.You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. hmm...7/9 WATER:. You have a calm laid back personality You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. 3/9 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything.You prefer to have a strict set of rules. 7/9 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. 9/10...i love enclosed stupid spaces .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.You don't talk muchYou are atheist.You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. 3/7 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. (Depends on who I am talking to...) You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. 9/10...never follow the rules :P YOUR GUY SIDE: 20/25, wow thats not right?? YOUR GIRL SIDE: 3/22, dissapointing PREP You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American Eagle You love/like going to the mall. You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house 4/11 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. You have thought about death. You wear chains You like heavy metal. You've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. You dislike preps. You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic. 4/9 PUNK You can skateboard. You've worn plaid. You like Converse. You hate MTV. You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. 7/8 GEEK You love the computer. You like Harry Potter You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band You don't care what you look like. You have a curfew. You always do your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick 7/10 EMO You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed. You have black rimmed glasses You like the band Evanescence You cry easily. You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary. You have written a sad poem you think emo chicks/Guys are hot 1/10 GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. You are/was in a gangI have been asked to be in one but I declined You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. You swear once in a while or alot You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance. 4/7 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes. You wear/wore Vans. You like the band panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color 5/10 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have/had a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number or place on the field/court 6/9 1) Have you ever been asked out? Nope!! 2) Where did you get your default picture? dont have one...yet 3) What's your middle name? Pauline, dont make fun of!! 4) Your current relationship status? single 5) Does your crush like you back? unfotunately not 6) What is your current mood? tired, always is 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? none of your business 8) What color shirt are you wearing? red and white striped jumper 9) Missing something? how in the freakoing world am i supposed to know if its missing??? 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? robbing that bank...only joking...or am i??? 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? wolf 12) Ever had a near death experience? not yet 13) Something you do a lot? stare at people and imagine drawing them 14) The song stuck in your head? i wont give up- jason mraz 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? somepeopleareawzom.com 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? no-one, im super special 17) When was the last time you cried? when i got a black eye 2 weeks ago 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? unfotunately, but never again 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? MIND READING!!!!! 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? their eyes 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? hmm hocho, or hot chocolate 22) What's your biggest secret? the one that remains a mystery 23) Favorite color? black, green, blue and silver 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? haha only kid vs kat 25) What are you? human, sadly 26) Do you speak any other language? Japanese and some swear words in German 27) What's your favorite smell? chocolate, cinnamin, snow and trees 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? special 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? nup 30) What are you thinking about right now? what it wold be like to be immortal?? 31) What should you be doing? probably sleeping 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? my brother 33) Do you like working in the yard? uh no 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? jelly-bean 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? i act differently around everyone 36) What is your natural hair color? different shades of brown 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? hmm my brother 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kelly-Ann 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): kelizzle, i like the sound of that 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): either black wolf, blue wolf or silver wolf 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Pauline nelson 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): tayketer 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): blue lemoade 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): eyietnr 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Ann 6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black ice-cream (well my pets names are ben and jerry but they make ice-cream so what the hell) THINGS TO SAY & Do TO PEOPLE(aka, will annoy the hell out of them!) Play with a knife, drop it and scream "MY HAND!" Congratulations your one day closer to death! When someone says "Thank You Captain obvious" Be a jackass and reply with "Your welcome Sargent Sarcastic!" No I wasn't copying from your test, I was just wondering if our answers have anything common. I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people learn to manage their stupidity A word to the wise isn't necessary, its the stupid ones that need advice Dear Parents, i know money doesnt grow on trees thats why im asking for it love every teenager in the world if you say something stupid you better expect a sarcastic reply that will aggrivate you very very much I love everybody. Some people I love to be around, some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face. When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. I remember to many small details about people. Sometimes I have to act dumb so I don't freak them out. I'm not that stubborn, it's just that my way is better. What ever doesn't kill me, had better start running. If you like water, then you all ready like 70% of me I'm not insensitive, I just don't care The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! I ran with scissors - and lived! Never do something you don't want to explain to the paramedics. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say psycho like it's a bad thing... Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho - things even out. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had! You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Love your enemies. It pisses them off. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you I am not weird... just plotting I don't obsess! I think intensely! Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. Have You Ever... getting your attention then saying, oh dont worry it wasnt important If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever wished to swap places with a fictional characters for a day, copy and paste this in your profile (sometimes not just a day ;) If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile if you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile -If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (i've read way past that :D ) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", (im the one whos says one special anyway :P) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL,luxembourg, Rainbow Lilies, Medal Rock, Jaded Blade, dawn-the-end-of-the-night If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you have ever broke out laughing at joke right when someone walked up to you, copy and paste this to your profile If someone has ever walked up behind you and you elbowed them on accident, paste this to your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever just SLAPPED someone, copy this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Medal Rock, Jaded Blade, dawn-the-end-of-the-night Stop calling yourself HOT, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave! :) Sarcasm is one of the many services that I offer. When life gives you lemons, unless they hand you some water and sugar, your lemonades gonna suck. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up. If you're going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an it? Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Your cooler than me? Thank you so much for saying I'm hotter than you! It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? I ran with scissors, and lived! When it rains on my parade, I swing and dance around lamp posts, belting out, “Singin’ In The Rain”. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. A day without sunshine is like... night, dumbass. Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall; they cheat a lot Don't make me mad...I'm known to scream at random!! Don't walk in in my footsteps. I walk into walls. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water! (Nice one, dumbass.) I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. (Oh, you so silly!) "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?" There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... (L moment.) The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't need him again Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Max and Fang sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First came love, them came marriage. Then came a tragic unplanned miscarriage! (Huh?) Then came remorse, then despair, two hearts broken beyond repair! (I thought this was a nursery rhyme o.O) Max left Fang and took the tree! D-I-V-O-R-C-E! (Well... That's different...) Can't beat 'em, join 'em, can't join 'em, bribe 'em, can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em, can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em, can't kill 'em, You Screwed. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. Paper may beat rock, but cannonball makes a big hole in paper.One way to find out if something works: Push all the buttons. One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stuborn to ask for difections. Real girls aren't perfect; perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers: oh, the fun I will have. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine. High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted a gruesome on-screen torture. The other was about a guy and a saw. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run in to walls. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Don't try to sell meteorites to dinosaurs. They might get offended. And, you know, eat you. Age 9: Worry about internet people finding me in real life Now: Worry about people in real life finding me on the internet Parents: Did you get home safely? Me: No, I died a few times. Funny things to do in an elevator: Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Hold an auction. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous... this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Make sushi. Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE COUNTRY SIDE: When you rearrange the letters: NO CITY DUST HERE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE CLINT EASTWOOD: When you rearrange the letters: OLD WEST ACTION INTERNET ANAGRAM SERVER: When you rearrange the letters: I, REARRANGEMENT SERVANT MOTHER IN LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER (I don't mean to make fun of anyone with these. They are just to funny) GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE (see above) PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER (see the comment above the last one) 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso 6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy" 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk 10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat 11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go 12. Sing Along at the opera 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom 17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go" 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile! "In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!" 92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good. Stupid Warnings: This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily. 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (I would hope so) 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (oh naa shit sherlock) 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children 16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. 17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. 19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. 20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. 21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. 22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. 23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. 24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. 25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. 26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. 27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. 28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody sure got the big buck writing this.) 29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. 30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (way to ruin childhood dreams!) 50 ways to annoy your parents! 1. Follow them around the house..everywhere. Ways to Annoy People in General: Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. Pay for your dinner with pennies. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. Name your dog "Dog". Mow your lawn with scissors. Ask people what gender they are. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.") Tell small children that they don't look very promising. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!" )Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons. If you see kids building a sand castle at the beach, say, "That's not a real castle!" Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by. Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." When you really have no idea what they did at all. Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you." As people talk, smell their shoulders. Ask the waitress at a restaurant for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the." Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality." Call into school and tell them you have something better to do today, so you won't be attending. Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you. When someone asks you for the time, check your wrist even if you don't have a watch and shout "Plundering Pickles!!! I am late for my meeting with my goldfish!!! I promised Mr. Macarobi that I wouldn't be late again!!!" Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?" If you have one, declare your apartment an independent nation, and threaten to sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Every time you see a particular person, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly. Draw whiskers on yourself and crawl around, lick yourself, and meow pretending to be a cat. Walk up and down the streets, grinning like an idiot at no one in particular. Print as many copies as possible of anything you print. Draw faces on your hand, naming it Miss Penelope, and talk to it. Pretend you have gone completely deaf. (my sister did this to me once, only I fell for it and began to hyperventilate.) Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?" Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're eating weird!" Leave the restaurant. When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!" The difference between a Fax lover and a Fax shipper? Oh, that's easy. A Fax lover is merely disappointed if Max ends up with Dylan. A Fax shipper wants to violently murder Dylan with a knife even when he isn't with Max and even though he is fictional. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6 If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile |
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