HI!!

tehe well anyway if you are checking this out then you obviously are curious about me so here are a few things about me...

I'm 17, i have 2 sets of dimples(lower back and shoulders),dirty blonde hair( just to explain the screen name).I'm pretty layed back for the most part..lets see i am banned(by friends and family) from anything pointy, blunt, heavy, sharp, ooo and flamming thats a biggy.Now the big guns i am under no circumstance allowed to have any energy drink(especially Monsters), skittles,pixie sticks, and just about anything else sweet and sour..but whatever they dont know won't hurt...right??

I love to read but i am EXTREMELY picky, getting so lost in a story that you can hardly seperate the book from reality is probably one of my favorite pastimes, so naturally i dont have too many favorites...hmm lets see Janet Evonovich books, Stephanie Meyer's books, and some of the Mary Higgins Clark books, but sadly i don't read the Harry Potter books..correction i have read one..the third one to be exact,i just couldn't get into them, i need to be interested in the first chapter or it has to at least show potential or i WILL NOT continue to read it.I read more but they are very random compared to those.

Movies...lets see i love any comedy as long as it isn't completely pointless...like napoleon dynamite...i LOATHE that movie..but other than that i'm ok with it(and recently Borat i seriously felt my IQ drop after watching five minutes, it was funny but i couldn't take the pain of loosing so many brain cells, no seriously it really did hurt), i really like the Ace Ventura movies they crack me up every time...action/adventures and fantasy are good too...Eh! romances are ok sometime...horror, i just don't get them and people don't usually like to watch them with me cuz i always guess the endings and point out the flaws and yea...hmph

Music...not that difficult mostly punk and rock like Blink-182 thats one of my favorites..nickelback, simple plan, good charolett, 3 days grace,linkin park,sum 41, bloodhound gang...oh gosh so many to remember , but i will listen to just about anything except bubblegum pop and screamers(sometimes they are ok)

Anywho last but not least the chances of me posting a story are pretty slim cuz i just cant figure out how to put ideas on paper...summaries, comments, essays,opinions,yea i can do those, just the actual stories i can't figure out how to put them together..if you want ideas just ask, tell me your story, ill read it and see what i can come up with...

well if you read all that you are one brave person so here comes the randomness...tinkPuRPLeBUNNY RaBBitlollipopsribbitlollilollilollitwitchtwitchBUTTON!!does it start with l and end with eprichaun, no huh what about i and ends with sssues, damn i really thought i had it that time...OOOOO i know what about m and ends with e, ARE YOU SERIOUS!! OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW it burns coke up nose while laughing = BURN!! baaaaadd idea..hey but seriously guys have you ever gotten the number off of a pay phone, put it in your cell, then called it when you are bored,then start breathing like a cereal murderer or asked a random question involving sex or for little kids ask where they put your damn purple bunny, its fricken hilarious, no but seriously try it...yea i know im pathetic but i've lived in a small town for 15 years then moved to another, you find pretty dumb things to entertain yourself with, like the light of a flip phone, yea you probably don't want to ask bout that one...my favorite phrase in the whole english dictionary is EH! tehe i say that when people that dont know me ask a question i dont want to answer cuz then they cant figure out what i meant...i enjoy seeing people confused and in pain its funny, and i swear its not my fault, blame my brothers. my friend got green pepper juice in her eye once and i started laughing histarically i really felt bad but its how i grew up Sob im such a bad person...twitch twitch are you sure you wanna do that? of course i wanna blow it up, the flamess are sooooo pretty...okay im done for now so now i must take my leave MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

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