"I read the book," he says. "Peter Pan. Took me all summer. And I've figured out why you're always so uptight and miserable: it's because you're trying so hard to be this Wendy character." / For Safari. (Sorry for cheating.)

Severus Snape wore a red carnation to the Potters' wedding, to which he had not received the merest hint of an invitation... Of only one thing was he certain. He would not be staying for Sirius Black's speech.