Yes my username is a contradiction to this website and that is why I picked it.

Fanfiction is the literal embodiment of, if you want something done right, do it yourself.

I assume you're browsing my profile because you actually want to know something about me, but you know what people say about those who assume, it makes an ass out of u and me. I'll give you the highlights anyways. I own a rat terrier named Cowboy and an orange kitten named Tiki-Torch. I'm a fan of Harry Potter, Ninja Turtles, all superheros, country music, and I'm aspiring to own a ranch and foster care animals.

Feel free to PM me about anything that pops to your mind, I love talking to people online, ironic considering I can hardly stand talking to people face to face.

My absolute favorite genre on this website is reading/ watching series, and though these get possibly the most flack on this site, I can't help what I love. It's endlessly fascinating, amusing, and often heartwarming to watch characters from the story live through the story. It's my ambition to put good versions of all my favorites up, and any commentary you wish to offer to improve this will be heavily thanked by yours truly. I'm doing everything in my power to make this style allowed on fanfiction and it's all thanks to you!

In case this profile ever gets taken down again, you can always more consistently message me on Tumblr, username halothenthehorns. I doubt I'll get kicked off of there anytime soon.

My Fics: All below can also be found in a more full length version on Wattpad, username bookhater95, or you can email me for copies with summarized book context.

The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the ? (Philosopher's Stone); Harry is lost back in time with four people he felt he really should remember...with no memory and only seven books to find out the truth of his life, before it's to late to save his new family. Part of my reading the ? books series. Status: Complete

The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the ?? (Chamber of Secrets); Now done with the first book, this group of five thinks they are prepared for a nice relaxing year at Hogwarts...they have no idea, and with Harry's memories still on the fritz, they won't until the very end. Part of my reading the ? books series. Status: Complete

The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the ??? (Prisoner of Azkaban); After two very stressful years, the group of five is convinced nothing to awful can happen this year! Yet the longer Harry remains in their presence, he's sure he must remember something about Sirius... Part of my reading the ? books series. Status: Complete

The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the ???? (Goblet of Fire); Though the worst has been revealed, now that Harry has Sirius on his side they're all confident Harry's next year must go smoothly...right? Part of my Reading the ? books Series. Status: Complete

The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the ????? (Order of the Phoenix); Harry is still only slowly regaining his memories. The last book had only begun Voldemort's return, and Harry knew he needed to remember something about his fifth year, now more than ever... Part of my reading the ? books series. Status: Complete

The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the Tales of Beedle the Bard; After all they've been through with Sirius' death fresh in their minds, this small family decides to take a break from the heaviness of their future with a seemingly innocent story, with no clue why Harry insisted on picking this one. Part of my Reading the ? books series. Status: Complete

The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the ?????? (Half-Blood Prince); Harry knew he should be feeling more alone than ever, his next year only seems to hold misery ahead for all readers, while his memories are still trying to warn him how much worse it could get... Status: Complete

The Life that Never Lived- Harry Potter and the ??????? (Deathly Hallows); One year is all that is left. One more time to delve into Harry's memory's, for him to relearn all he can. One choice left, for the life that never lived. Status: Complete, PM me for details on the entire series.

Proper Life; A sequel to The Life that Never Lived, ten chapters detailing an AU universe featuring alive James, Wolfstar and Remadora, and I'll warn you now some OC'S. Status: Complete.

All In the Family; Another reading the book style fic, except much more loosely based around the characters interactions as they go from varied locations throughout Harry's life. Takes place during the Marauders fifth year, right after the whole Sirius nearly killed Snape incident. Wolfstar and other details inside.: In Progress, updates every Monday.

Extra Fanfiction:

I have access to Jlmill's Changing the Future and Twilight reading fanfic series deleted. Just send me a PM to get in touch so I can send them along.